Have you ever met a famous person?

Did he say anything interesting? or funny?

I haven't but I have such a hard on for Laci Green. God I just want to meet her and kiss all her body from her feet to her pussy. That's perhaps not all her body but it would be enough for me.

She smells like cheese.

She did an interview with the joker and kinda looks like a troll.

Does Ron Paul count?

Who?

KYS

I met Stephen Colbert back in 06.
I was working at a shitty little clearview cinema.
He came in to see Talladega Nights with a few of his friends.
Coworker grabbed a bunch of us, and nervously asked him for a few photos with the staff.
He was very polite, and did a variety of his faces, and his friends just continued as if same shit different day.
It's painful to see what he does and how he acts now.

How much popcorn is in that bag? I'd estimate around two scoops.

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