FreeBSD releases new Code of Conduct

Current 9front CoC:

9front.org/coc

9FRONT CODE OF CONDUCT

1. When a distinguished but elderly programmer states that something is
impossible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something
is possible, he is very probably wrong.
2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to
venture a little way past them into the impossible.
3. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Try reloading, the CoC changes each time.
Fucking hilarious.

9FRONT CODE OF CONDUCT

1) no heh
2) >get banned for greentexting

kek


Also their home page.

THE PLAN FELL OFF
meep, meep

If shit gets too pozzed up we can always use 9front. It'll run on basically anything, even truly ancient hardware, and you can cobble together a system out of different machines until you have enough CPU and disk to do what you want.


9FRONT CODE OF CONDUCT

To all of which I do solemnly and sincerely promise and swear, without
any hesitation, mental reservation, or secret evasion of mind in me
whatsoever; binding myself under no less a penalty than that of having
my body severed in twain, my bowels taken thence, and with my body
burned to ashes, and the ashes thereof scattered to the four winds of
Heaven, that there might remain neither track, trace nor remembrance
among man or womyn of so vile and perjured a wretch as I should be,
should I ever knowingly or willfully violate this, my solemn
Obligation of a 9front user. So help me God and make me steadfast to
keep and perform the same.

9FRONT CODE OF CONDUCT
our way of life. I am prepared to give my life in their defense.

Shots fired, how will OpenBSD ever recover?