Watch out for the Poo Police! Indian city sends costumed MASCOTS on patrol to fine people they catch defacating in the street
Huge yellow cartoon characters are being sent out en masse in New Delhi - but these aren't the Simpsons, they're out to stop people pooing in the streets. The New Delhi Municipal Council (NDMC) has recruited 28 people to wear comical mascot outfits and patrol the area, fining people who defecate and urinate in public. To make matters all the intimidating for would-be lawbreakers, the mascots - who will wear masks and yellow costumes, have been instructed to blast on a whistle if they spot anyone in the act. They will work in pairs patrolling their designated areas.
An NDMC spokesperson said: 'This is an attempt to make our areas free from open defecation and urination. 'If the mascots find anyone defecating or urinating in the open, they will inform the circle official and a fine will be imposed on the defaulter. 'The council has also started painting the walls across its jurisdiction to put an end to open urination.' The NDMC is giving special attention to spots such as areas along railway tracks known to be popular with al fresco defecators.
The spokesman added: 'The council has already developed public, as well as mobile toilets in areas where open defecation is a normal affair. 'The ministry of urban development has already declared NDMC area as 100 percent open defecation-free.' He added that the decision to use mascots to clean up the town was partly in the hope of securing a better place in India’s Swachh Bharat Abhiyan rankings, which aims to reward tidier municipalities. Inspections are due in January. The spokesman said: 'Last time, NDMC ranked fourth and this time the council is aiming to secure the first position.'
But how can they catch the perpetrators with those costumes???
Aaron Turner
Don't you mean poopertrators?
Anthony Lewis
pooper traitors
Cameron Green
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Brayden Perez
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Hudson Hall
Lord works in mysterious ways
David Myers
Why mascot is not giant poo?
Justin Bennett
you gotta go back
Thomas Cruz
Pooperpower since 1947
Lincoln Myers
Do the women street shit too?
Mason Robinson
No user, women do not deficate. Get your hands off your penis
Wyatt Evans
yfw the entire country is a meme
Jaxson Lopez
You know the narrative that only their best come to America? Yeah.. about that, so I was standing in line at the grocery store behind a late twenty/early thirty year old indian couple, supposedly adults, right? Well, they were firing on all cylinders of the stereotype train, they smelled to high heaven of shit, I couldn't believe it but the pol joke about poo in the loos is true.
Luis Cooper
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Brayden James
Have a better version
Ian Campbell
WINNING WILL NEVER GET OLD THANK YOU TRUMP
Christopher Turner
Why does a dude have the dot?
Cooper Collins
I'll have you know that gender is only a social construct and any Indian can identify as women if she so feels like it.
Jeremiah Martin
because he will soon be dead by the RWDS sniper
David Taylor
Men wear it too, if they're really religious.
Asher Ward
IT WOULD HELP IF THEY WOULD…OH I DUNNO, BUILD SOME FUCKING TOILETS AN TRAIN THEM FIRST
Christian Cook
Why do pajeets love toddler-tier haircuts and autistic shirts so much?
Alexander Sanders
How is this real life.
Joseph Carter
Aim there.
Angel Perez
Oh wow, how embarrassing.
Alexander Russell
That's been tried, they turn them into altars instead.
Angel Cooper
>They will work in pairs patrolling their designated areas.
Kayden Davis
This reminds me of a story I will share with Holla Forums Was working on the pipeline in Tx and met a crusty old office man from Arkansas. He told me a story of how he got sent to a country in SA in order to build 3 road side toilets on a mountain road. It seems the locals would just shit on the side of the road and use a rock to wipe their ass with. There was a high faultin DC woman manager (as he described her) overseeing the project. He tried to get in her pants but she was having none of that all business and such. So they got the project all finished in a couple months and everyone went back home. Six months time passes and my friend gets a call EMERGENCY ALL THE TOILETS ARE FULL. My friend says to himself WTF those toilets should be good for like 20 years before they have to be serviced. He gets sent back to see the project and evaluate the situation. Upon inspection of the facilities he realizes all 3 toilets are filled to the brim with rocks.
Benjamin Reed
Have we ever had any indian anons at all? I think this meme chased them off imageboards
Anthony Butler
They hang out in /int/
Gabriel Allen
SUPERPOOER 2030
James Russell
I swear, this is only going to get better when these poo police start getting lynched. What's the poo police version of blue lives matter?
Jonathan Lee
and many here think hinduism is natsoc … sigh.
Gavin Peterson
POO LIVES MATTER
Jonathan Parker
You've gotta be shitting me.
Christopher Harris
This is simply the result of infrastructure not keeping up with population expansion. Everyone posting here, to a man, would shit in the street if they couldn't access a lavatory.
Isaiah Smith
This is like Mexico sending out an army of people dressed as Speedy Gonzales to bust people for eating tacos. They've been shitting in the streets for thousands of years. You don't just pull the e-brake on something like that. It's going to take at least six or seven generations for them to get it out of their system.
Got to give them credit for trying, I guess.
Daniel Powell
FUK YO INDIA BEST COUNTRY
Noah Morris
Wasn't the intl fag who started the cumskin shit a pajeet?
John Richardson
Weird, i browse 8/int/ regularly and NEVER see any pooinloos
Adrian Kelly
You don't see them, you smell them
Adam Myers
Pretty sure most of us would dig a hole at the very least user, its what you do in the woods
Elijah Wood
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Jack Walker
My wife is Anglo-Indian. She has never been to India. She was expelled from Uganda in the 70s and her family came to England. Idi Amin fucked Uganda. She has a London accent; my accent is very different as it's northern English. She still keeps her religion; Hindu. The odd thing is that she can come to church with me and it doesn't contradict her faith. I try to get my head round that. But it's a fact.
I've asked about it. She just says that there are many paths to God. Holla Forums will probably hate me for racemixing. And she poos in the loo. She even tells me off for not washing my hands after I poo in the loo.
Caleb Ward
That video is weird because it's like 2030 India achieved the same level of development of a western country from 1990.
Luke White
I have a very real physical disgust of Indian men.
Cameron Hall
They're just going to take to pooing up the river now, right?
Lincoln Hill
wat
Kevin Mitchell
Yes, the women even have to beg their future husbands to build toilets because they often get raped when going out on a field in the morning in order to defecate.
Benjamin Allen
I hope my eyes are deceiving me.
Benjamin Lee
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Jackson Ward
What the fuck do they fucking eat?
ufuckinwot?
Asher Green
Using rocks was the usual thing all the time Arabs even have rules on which rocks to pick and the holy numbers to use (5, 7, never 6 or 8) Fishermen/beach civs used shells, hence the joke in Demolition Man, everything was futuristic except the most crucial thing, the shells in the bath. I think there was also some rules on which shells to use, for the specific cleaning procedures and wrinkles The natives i think used dried leafs, the chiefs used scented leafs that leaved their asses mint-like, in every sense of the word
Shit's complicated you know
Adrian Moore
Hey man, I'm an Irish fella with a japanese wife teaching english in Osaka. If I get a pass you should for atleast marrying anglo-indian
Kevin Perry
u wot
Logan Ward
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Josiah Reed
Hindu was originally contrived by or at least with Aryans. So it isn't that much of a surprise. Also you are a race traitor, and you are helping kill Western civilization. Do you know why India is so brown and shit now and the Aryans all disappeared? Miscegenation.
Ryder Edwards
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Jaxon Williams
Supposed to represent the third eye. Actually represents where every culture that has invaded and conquered India presses their thumb to keep Pajeet down.
Jaxon Harris
For years I've had a mild discomfort when looking at the average pajeet, but I couldn't put it into words. Now I have those words. Thank you user
Angel Ward
It is
Justin Fisher
Top Kek.
more like World Pooperpower.
Carson Howard
Last pic should be
The Raj know….. Shit it down
Parker Barnes
lol reported
Adrian Bell
Stop posting selfies.
Jace Clark
Please don't ban me mod shekelberg.
Aaron Jones
Prepare your angus.
Sebastian Cox
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Elijah Lopez
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Blake Hughes
DESIGNATED
Dubs
Cameron Scott
No wonder they all have fucked up parasites
Jason Hill
RIGHT WING POOLICE SQUADS
Logan White
Not at the least bit surprised.
Ryan Stewart
ITS REAL ALL OF IT IS FUCKING REAL!
Samuel Walker
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Chase Russell
Oh it's you again you fucking cuckhold faggot!
Why didn't you say you served in the military like last time?
Adrian Lopez
I JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT ALL Why did UNICEF India make an actual Poo Loo video about Poo Poo.
Thomas Richardson
Is that what actual, IRL, currynigger poo looks like, a lump of red clay?
Alexander Young
Fuck off you disgusting cuck faggot. You, your streetshitter wife and you repulsive mongrels halfbreeds will all get a bullet when the day comes. No matter how many times you desperately try to shill racemicing it will never be accepted
Both of you deserve death
Aaron Rivera
you can stay for a while longer
to confuse snipers like
Liam Evans
Isn't that like, the redneck part of Japan?
Seriously, how is Japan? Do they despise a foreigner like you? Is your wife at least a young qt?
Noah Rogers
I don't know why everyone gives them so much shit. They have enough as it is.
Kayden Murphy
Why do all Indian movies/videos have early VHS-tier visuals with badly washed-out colors?
Jacob Mitchell
Its all to do with their double digit IQ,its the same with africa but we don't hear about their shitting habits since india is clearly the leader.
Benjamin Williams
that explains why so many characters from osaka in anime have southern twangs in english dubs
Joseph Torres
She died this year. RIP in peace.
Josiah Wood
You deserve death.
Justin Morris
soon to look like this chinky toilet when first used
Caleb Evans
What a depraved race. In their sick power fantasies white people serve them. Thats all I need to know they are our enemies.
Isaac Sanchez
Ah, true aryans.
Brayden Wilson
Can someone explain how a proto-aryan region enriched by Greek and Persian civilization turn into the land of call centers, rapes per second and designated shitting streets?
Oliver Jenkins
whitey left them to it
Aaron Butler
The lower castes have always been like that in India. The problem is that with new tech and international markets the lower castes can breed much more children than they would have otherwise. Then add on the problem of India being a mixed together nation of what was previously tens of kingdoms. Then add on Gandhi and his family targeting the votes of these lower castes and racing society to the bottom.
India will prob experience a civil war over water if they don't implement some kind of population program like China on the bright side
Nicholas Clark
i didn't know of that one, makes sense, if i were forced to eat curry and shit my guts on the street for the rest of my life i guess i would go a bit rapey as well.
Michael Martinez
being freed from britbong rule caused the high cast pajeets to breed with the shittier paki looking ones
Levi Sanders
Well.. at least there's hope.
Adam Smith
Being wrong is somehow justification for a ban? You an just post the link and call him an idiot. Not ban him.
Grayson Hill
#poo2loo
my fucking sides, the shit's real
Ryan Cook
>not washing hands after pooing in the loo >not washing hands after pooing in the loo
William Gonzalez
Read somewhere that a famous poo-in-loo said that India "was a great civilization, in an advanced state of decay" … kinda true.
We may one day have the same fate… and faster than them…
Carter Hall
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Juan Brown
Indian food has some good dishes if they could keep themselves from shitting all over them. smdh
They have mobile phones but can't shit in a toilet.
Landon Walker
Do indians actually have more street shitting than nigger countries, or is there just more data on it because India is more advanced technologically?
Brody Phillips
India is what happens when multiculturalism is sponsered by the state, and supported by the state's religion, as a means to keep power. Hinduism as we know it, as the states means of controlling and disarming ethnic and religious groups who could potentially disrupt their empire. It fucking worked though, it saved them from islam and a thousand upstarts before that, and manages to dilute all attempts of cult leaders to take over, through d&c. They get tied into the hindu beuracratic state, and can never gain too much power through luck and personality. The con though, is that all great things are attacked (like the sihks, they're fighting off state sponsered hindufication as we speak) and well, look what happened to the general populace. Shitskins. Now only the ruling caste has any good blood left, and they can't go for a walk without stepping in niggershit. My dogs have more sense than their peasantry. No wonder they sell them as slaves to the arabs. Just don't forget, India is more multicultural than the USA. They're not all shit, some of thm are our disenfranchised cousins. We can bring them back into the fold, and they will purge india all the way to afghaniland if we support them. They kicked the kike out of india, not ghandi sitting in the street.
Jaxson Ward
India: Has streets Nigger Countria: No streets, never heard of pavement.
Aiden Turner
Honestly, I'm a bit disappointed the mascot wasn't a man in a toilet costume.
Grayson Myers
I just realized something. Is it mostly mudslimes streetshitting? Everyone I see has a water bottle with thm. islam requires you to clean asshole with water and hand, instead of toilet paper. I'm not from india, but I know mudslime behavior. How do you think they get their mud so fucking slimey?
Jose Murphy
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Angel Diaz
The niggers go to the beach I guess so they can use sand to wipe their ass.
Ian Morris
You have to get told to do this? Man are Americans the only ones who take personal hygiene seriously?
Matthew Hall
Well one india has literally a billion people living in it and two nigger countries don't see their rampant public defecation rates as a problem so no attention is brought to it.
I think if India is serious about become a decent country they are going to have to purge themselves. The Indian elites might be alright people but they simply have too many lower caste nigger tier street shitters on their hands.
Its like if the US was 10-20% white with the rest being a mishmash of niggers and amerindians, you just couldn't get shit done.
Ethan Thompson
Indians are the greatest beta cucks on this planet. Their government is literally robbing their money and pajeets don't even protest. Every single Indian I was in school with was a skinny beta faggot. Fuck India and fuck those weaklings.
Adrian Cooper
It should be. Especially when pajeet feigns ignorance for the hindu equivalent of taqiyya purposes.
Wyatt Morris
Have you never tried chasing a man with his pants around his ankles? It's easy.
op has for sure
Jayden Nelson
fuck off. All indians are shitskins and need to be exterminated. The Northern ones are only a slightly lighter shade of poo.
Thomas Morris
Pick one.
I hope you'll at least wait until they've enshrined 'the right to poo freely' in their constitution.