Turkey Event General 1

It's HAARP.

Just go lay down in traffic.

What, exactly, am I supposed to be seeing, here?

again?

It's fucking nothing.

I have a gut feeling that this one singular, particular event won't completely fill even one thread let alone spark a need for a Turk general (unless something truly politically changing comes to light in the aftermath).
When it comes to crossover threads, any quality poster will search the catalog before posting a thread so that there is zero overlap if another thread on the subject is already made.
You also seem to have missed my point of /vg/ as well. /vg/ was created because there were too many god damned useless fucking generals on Holla Forums to even browse the board, ultimately proving (once and for all in my opinion) that "general" threads are an anti-thesis to the spontaneity and quality-by-content philosophy of imageboards.

ALRIGHT ROACHES YOU BETTER NOT FUCK THIS UP FOR EVERYONE

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TOMATOE PLANTS INSIDE! RIGHT GUISE!

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I don't want to believe anymore. Pls no anal probe.

Bumping for fake news.

Shutted Downage

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POST MOAR PICS AND SHIT OP YOU INSUFFERABLE FAGGOT

So roach getting roasted?
War starting?

Orbital ion cannon, user. That's what you get for browsing Holla Forums

But if Holla Forums is dead then how can we post? Spoopers.

We can only hope.

twitter.com/erendoganss/status/802995569480364032

warning: loud

You know those links were posted for a reason friendo

It's the same thing OP posted

This was 10 hours ago…

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UFO activated black hole…you are all caught in a time loop and all are now posting from the past to the future through Uranus.

Both out posts were ironic.

FOR ALL THAT'S GOOD AND HOLY, IS ANZU SAFE?

This is supposedly a video of the UFO or one of them.

The threads are doen and archive a shit. OP aught to make a decent fucking thread. But thank you user.

Praise allah. Holy shit.

Here you go babe

boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/100540272

You are just too fucking courteous user.

(((space))) jews get shot on sight #flatearth

Whats really gonna bake your noodle is that all our planets are fake and the stars in the sky as you know them are FAKE AS FUCK.

Flat Earth - The real Venus above the flat plane

youtube.com/watch?v=Jp1TxJhHpZQ

God damn this is loud. glad i turned down vol preemptively.

Hah it looks like the Phoenix lights.
Probably aliens. Or Americans.

no, generals are cancer, g2b cuckchan.
SPACEKIKES FUCK OFF

Just stahp. That's all you need to post.

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SPACEKIKES CONFIRMED, WE IMPERIUM NAO

Can you make a webm for ?

does anyone know how to rip video from twitter?
twitter.com/erendoganss/status/802995569480364032

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Fuck off Sinead.

use the mobile webpage
mobile.twitter.com/erendoganss/status/802995569480364032
right click, save as

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few cents on Alibaba.
tons of kek from retards who believe in ayyliens

forgot to mention play the video first
then there should be a "save video as" function when you right click

Why do things seem different on this board as compared to before the outage? It's rather shitposty

I sent this to Tom Montalk now. Hopefully we'll get a reply soon.

Didn't know that trick, thanks.

Oh boy it's another stealth bomber in deployment, I remember shit like this from early 2000s.

fuck off

Why would stealth bombers run with lights on? That's absurd.

It's TR 3B user.

ayy lmahu ackbar

Not done yet!

Aliens cant get here…they cant get past THE DOME…whatever flying object or UFO you see its from Earth.

Rocket hitting the flat earth dome

youtube.com/watch?v=IAcp3BFBYw4

The Dome is about 75 miles high.

The Moon and Sun are NOT that high in the sky.

Airplane flies OVER the Sun.

youtube.com/watch?v=eN8yhUzqLCA

oh, look at this totally true story and in no way related to the "fake news" bullshit happening alongside it
better spread it around

but seriously, it might be true, just don't spread it so it doesn't become ammo for the narrative they're currently spinning

Oh fuck. What if they land in Turkey and convert to Islam?

same question applies:

If this were a stealth bomber raid, we'd have videos of shit blowing up, not videos of lights in the sky.

So is it swamp gas or what?

Far worse than swamp gas. Turk gas.

Could also be a couple of orb shaped craft flying in pattern.
Why there'd be so few attack is beyond me, maybe they're rouges.

Bro, if you would entertain the hollow earth theory I'd post along with you but you are
embarrassing everyone here.

WRONG ITS JOHJ!

Yeah it probably is, but pic related was from the 2000, just bringing back nostalgia.

Flying makeup?!

Well it is in Turkroachistan…..

KEKS NAZI FRIENDS FROM SPACE HAVE ARRIVED

FUCK
OFF

so this was 5 hours ago, still nothing?

No Airplanes fly in South Ocean EVER;

flightradar24.com/-1.47,80.61/2

Why?…its TOO FAR ON FLAT EARTH!

:)

If it was real then they would have been caught by now either by humans or aliens.

This is something I hadn't considered, what if the third reich never ended and just left earth after Hitler "died".

fuckin' hell it wasn't spacekikes it was the spacereich and they're back to rid the world of gypsies and roaches once and for all.

reported

All aboard Flight 1488 to Moonich.

No, probably because there's no reason to, they fly everywhere else because there's people to transport.

reported for massive newfaggotry

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Checked, kek'd and told the cunt to fuck off

Ayyy fuck off Turkey you faggots.

Couldn't help myself.

why is flat earth in any way better that simple spherical geometry?
are flat earthers so retarded that they can't grasp the simplest concept in 3 dimensions?

Logic tells us the shortest distance between two points would be a strait path to the destination.

Not fly 400 miles north then 200 miles east then 400 miles south to get to destination point.

The only ones interested in keeping you mind trapped in this round earth reality are the people who run hoaxes at NASA for billions of dollars of your tax money.

This isnt about flat earth this is about THE DOME and the consequences if the public knew about a dome.

Who built it?

Why did they build it?

Why the fuck are you here…on earth?

Lol shut the fuck up bro.

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user, some beings refused to board the last boat off this shitfuck rock.

oh, you invent some bullshit just to be able to suppose retarded things about it, not because you believe in any of it yourself…

are you positioned to gain some shekels from the answers you claim to have to your pointless questions?

NASA pulls off huge hoaxes but the fucking earth isn't flat.
Anyone old enough to have flown on a knows this.
Nice >reddit spacing I hate you.

Why in the everloving fuck are Flat Earth disinfo psyops not being banned at first sight yet?

Notice how they start derailing every important thread?

A what?

on a pic related* I bet you don't even know the name of this plane or how fast/high it went
hint: high enough to see that earth is a sphere

see

this.

the earth isn't flat its hollow

Please just stop you're only fueling his delusion.

Last admin activity was 3 hours ago.

What's the name of the plane?

DO NOT REPLY TO FLAT, HOLLOW, DOME EARTH OR OATHBREAKER POSTERS

I just told you aliens from space cant get here past the Dome.

Whatever UFO people saw it came from earth.

The PSYOP is the aliens from outershhhpace.

nah kamphy is in this thread right now derailing hard with his >reddit spacing

since you got quads it's a Concorde.

oh yes it was nice
the stewardess were all nice, always ready to refill your glass with a smile
and the filet of lamb with mustard and herbs was delicious

Thank

This isn't an important thread though. Maybe it could have been a decent thread but OP framed it as drooling GLP-tier shit. And it came in with a burst of other shit threads when the site came back up. The entire mood or feeling of this place is completely different than before the outage.

shhhhh

What about New Swabia

Yes

Stop getting worked like retards, took me less then a minute to find out it was a ruse by a group.

seyler.eksisozluk.com/28-kasim-2016-turkiyeye-ufo-saldirisi-iddiasi

facebook.com/groups/goygoyRailciler/

Heh. Goygoy

Well, this thread was nicely derailed. Does anyone know if there was any other related sightings around the world recently?

That's the entire sequence of events I went through making this thread pal. Not CIA, not CTR, not FBI, nothing, just a meme farmer tending to my crops.

break your links fam

They're mocking us, this was a diversion.

What you humans dont understand is the Aliens are not up in space they are here on earth and they are eating you and your children for breakfast.

The earth is the supermarket and you are their food source.

Flat Earth - The real Venus above the flat plane
youtube.com/watch?v=Jp1TxJhHpZQ

Post screens nigger. I don't fuck with goybook.

Yes, best to no longer spread any information incase it has been deliberately planted to be later revealed as “fake” to discredit anyone who discussed it. This should apply to everything. This does not apply to the mainstream media who are now once again the only source capable of spreading the truth, which will always be the truth as the counter narrative has been silenced for fear of the accusation of being “fake”.

Perfect.

meh, not this shittu again.

This would actually be pretty funny
Ayy lmaos making memes of themselves and shitposting on us using our own food.

Ayyyyy

Your concern has been noted.

chequed

mfw i have no face

Here your leaders and "stars" have you over for dinner;

SPIRIT COOKING – Marina Abramovic Cannibal Ritual – DISTURBING

youtube.com/watch?v=rtELsDZiYII

But lets keep looking up to da skies…

From what exactly?

Apparently there has been some in Canada but its just the generic flare video being posted around by secureteam dipshits. Shit is just a nonstory to drive up youtube views

the arguments in this pic are so bogus it hurts
I debunk that with a $100 drone connected live to a wifi tablet
and writing binary by hand with a board in glass is the easiest thing to do if you've simply printed the shit beforehand
I once pissed a QR code in the snow

in 2002?

toynbee idea

in 2002 they could have pissed the binary in the grass, people wouldn't have been able to decode it anyway, they had no computers at the time

You could say that.

maybe I went too stronk on the sarcasm, dunno if some will bite

Dude he joined Twitter in May 2016.

Fuck off.

Stop being such a fucking asshole.

Confirmed fake news.

O crap you didn't sage. Nao the thread is DOOMED!! DOOOMED!!!

Glad to see you forgot to switch back to your other ID.

Your thread was a mess from the first post. Nothing to derail… except the rest of the board.

sage

Funny how strange events always occur in places where access is impeded (remote/wartorn/unknown to average Jose), footage is scarce and/or poor quality; and the actual event is unidentified, let alone what the fuck it is.

Relax bro.

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Ayyyy lmao

Actually this is bacause of ETOPS (Extended range twin engine operations) which sates that you should/have to be within range of a sutable landing spot during any phase of the flight if one engine fails, by this standard flight routes are constructed so as the aircraft can make it to a suitable airfield in case of emergency i.e. engine failure. But hey if you want to swim when the plane crashes then that's up to you…

http s://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ETOPS

Also PilotFag here

8^)

Fuckin' this.
Precursor to bluebeam, not the real happening.
Soon thou

This so much, it can't be repeated enough - though I think threads like these are an exception. They're not actually generals, they're happening threads, but misnamed by newfag OPs.

But yes, it can't be said enough: Generals are fucking cancer.
And they have been since the day they first showed up. There's a reason it took up until 2011 for them to rear their ugly head on 4chan.

wew

I'm getting full value out of my subwoofer and speakers.

This.

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ⒷⓊⒷⒷⓁⒺⓈ ⒾⓃ ⓈⓅⒶⒸⒺ

You really don't have to look that hard to find people have done the work for you. UFO hoaxes are a plenty and very easy to accomplish, especially if you speak a second language.

I dont know if this is a joke but im going along with it.

Impressive bass response for a 3rd world cellphone, no?

You know you can see the ISS from earth with nothing other than your own eyeball, right? Damn thing is so bright you can even see it in light polluted cities.

Nice strawman you have there it would be a shame if someone were to burn it down.

I mean its not like college students or hell even just random adults have hobbies or like to pull pranks. This crop circle was made in 2002 funny how as computers and gps become available aliens learn to make more and more complex crop circles.

Elaborate?

Give us details man.

okay, I >reddit spacing

Here are new pictures of supposed UFO.

Also, this video. Most likely fake but it's all I've got:
youtube.com/channel/UCylqeHEeubsxDGEtG5wkx7w

Oh dog, the last time this happened Constantinople fell to the Turks

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Is this happening because we are about to retake Constantinople?

ayy lmao

Who is "we"?

(((we)))

Ayys in TurkAyy

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👽👽👽WE👽👽👽

inb4 the establishment goes full panic and deploys Bluebeam of all things early in one final attempt to stump the Trump.

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This thread is not about President Trump. Stop derailing.

how much is XCOM paying you faggots?

You don't get to extricate the issue like that, not anymore. The establishment is spooked and beginning to panic, I wouldn't be surprised to see them try and accelerate the plan to completion within the next 2 months.

It's actually several of them, probably in formation with a B2. I saw shit like this once in a while as a kid in Florida. They would fly in these formations just like this, south of MacDill airforce base, all the way to tampa bay, and eventually fly bak to Texas (out across the gulf) to where they're actually stationed most of the time.

The unusual thing is the location. Also, keep a look out for green lights coming from naval vessels nearby. If anyone has any images of that (probably coming from a cruiser, or a destroyer.,) then I'll derail the topic to something interesting.

Praise kek

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Not every fucking thread has to be about Trump, shut it

Do we know whether this is happening near the coast?

The nephilim don't convert to you, you convert to the nephilim.

What did they mean by this? McDonalds?

South Texas reporting in

Probably nothing. Jet flew too fast and made a boom. Turk roaches getting excited over nothing.

Definitely happening weather outside though. I hope the ayys show up soon so I have an excuse not to go to work.

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Did that crash actually destroy something? Or was it just noise?

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X-COM WHEN??

North Texas here
I think we got some rain earlier
I'm off tomorrow, I hope the ayys caught some lazy and attack the day after

Flat earth retards make more sense when you realize that their whole purpose is to discredit legitimate conspiracies. This one, for example, is trying to associate the spirit cooking scandal with flat eartherism, so as to convince people that only the biggest wackjobs believe in it.

A similar technique was employed to target the 9/11 truther community after the attacks, with wild, easily debunked conspiracy theories being pushed to poison the well against all the legitimate ones.

Shilling is real, fam.

goys ayylmaos, lol, forget about international pedos, theres a war of the worlds goin on!

Why?

lmao even the ayy lmaos hate T*rkgay

AKP is making shit up to distract the population

USA has UFO type craft it is keeping as ace in the hole for a world war scenario. It apparently recovered tech from a crash plus high level cooperation with aliens/spirits. Russians were later given same tech by ETs in interest of balance of power. That being said it's highly unlikely they're using them unless it's to let the other side know they have them.

Sounds like Russia is attacking Turkey with advanced secret weapons in retaliation for their invasion of Syria.

Probably lots of electronic warfare going on right now.

Yeah, if I was going to be deploying a shit ton of military aircraft in short order and trying to keep it secret I'd spread a story about UFOs too.

underrated post.

ok shmlomo

Catch up already faggot

Ayy lmao

I heard trump has seen all kinds of UFO's, he gave a really long interview about it all.

I'm sure he's wise to hollow Earth.

that would be a big stealth bomber

If it's getting censored from twitter, then it's definitely US military.
S00per sekret operation going down now.

Prepare for either an assassination or a false flag attack.

For you.

Now it looks like this thread was made with advance news of Turkey invading Syria, in order to fuck up good discussion of shit that's really going on.

Good job, OP, and good job vols for letting this trash stay

nobody is actually taking this seriously. Stop your bellyaching

AYY

Bestiality is disgusting, doubly so if you fuck insects.

A M A Z I N G
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Im sure as fuck its not this plane but it could be an advanced version made from russia
Or it could be from nato in an attemt to rise the fire in a falseflag
Still we dont have much info right now but we must be alert because who knows what weaponry are we going to see in this war…

youtu.be/-lMCdnD5jC0
wont let me embed
Im sure as fuck its not this plane but it could be an advanced version made from russia
Or it could be from nato in an attemt to rise the fire in a falseflag
Still we dont have much info right now but we must be alert because who knows what weaponry are we going to see in this war…

sry for double posting, this piece of trash didnt show me the post

WE'RE SAVED!!!

Stopped reading there

I hope not.

I mean, fuck turkroaches and all, but I'd rather the space shit occur sometime after Trump finishes his shit in office, or During.

We can't have something of this magnitude going on because kike media is still pushing the kill Ayy's narrative so we fuck up first contact and the jew maintains dominance over the Goyim and all.

Let's wait till 2020 for something that fun.

Someone give me a rational explanation for

please

in the comments under that vid on twatter someone in turkish mentions it was from july 15 or something. so an old vid thrown in the ufo mix to make the event seem legit

Well that explains a lot
It could be a habbenin right now but disinfo shills (muh flat earth, muh UFOs) are interferencing with their shitposts.

Fuck. All this makes me so fucking nervous
I just want to see turkroaches burn
still remember how one stole my phone and everyone asked me if it was a turk because its the common issue in germoney

That video sounds like a sonic boom.

Boys, I think that's a nuke. Syria is getting nuked.

Come on guys.

You really think ayy lmaos are real? Even if they were, you think we'd visit Turkey?

WE'RE ONTO YOU.

Fake. There is a second guy pulling the courtain with a wire.

The same way they stopped the coup attempt, the internet and comms are down there. The afterglow, shockwave and comms blackout seems to suggest that was thermonuclear. What the fuck is going on over there in syria?

you fucking retards realize this is another (((fake news))) psyop, right ?

You faggots and your stupid fucking happening meme annoy the shit out of me. It's so stupid.

Get the fuck out of here then faggot.

Go fuck your mother you limp-wristed microdicked faggot!

Waste of dubs, waste of energy, go kill yourself in a fire turkroach.

I'm not even Turkish YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!

Mods pls sticky. This thread is being slid to prevent people learning that syria got nuked.

mods pls sticky. This is getting slid hard!

I got you. It is brighter for some reason, but I'm a bit too lazy to fuck with ffmpeg options right now.

The "lights" on a tr-3b are not from actual lights.
The ones on the corners are thrusters, and the center light is part of the reactor.
If they turned them off, they would fall out of the sky.

Why does the design bleed visible photons like that?

Energy has to go somewhere. The supposed size of that thing would make light bleeding necessary to move around that much mass.

If there's no way around the light bleed, couldn't the thrusters just be covered with a polarizing shield?

How long do you think a shield would last if the exhaust itself is red/white hot? The fact of the matter is that the middle east is possibly nuclear and this thread is being slid. Not just here with the shitposting, which apparently stopped as soon as the nuke idea dropped, with the tactic to slide it off the board. Report the thread for a sticky request.

Oh.
Well who's fault is that?

If you look at some videos of possible sightings, its MO seems to be complete silence while operating with some sort of optical camoflauge to make it invisible outside of the exhaust.

You mean black paint?

Oy vey, who do you think you are to spill out extremely secret information on a public forum?!!!

Shoo shills, actually it looks like the anti gravity drive it has allows it to accelerate hard without g pressure.

POSSIBLE NUKE ATTACK IN SYRIA

Ok, let's go with Syria nuke.
What evidence is there?

YOU TELL ME, FAGGOT

Please user, take your mood stabilizers before you post. You're coming off as either a woman or an unstable boy.

did we make first contact? was there a gov't coverup? r we ayyy lmao now

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Mods, please. Something is obviously wrong here.

quit being a communist sjw fgt

That's nice, by all means help me bump this until they finally notice that there was a possible nuke attack in Syria.

By all means, keep sliding.

You underestimate my autism.

POSSIBLE SYRIA NUKE ATTACK IS BEING SLID

Thank you.

sonic boom ?

mythbusters tested it the airplane has to be quite close down

It was loud enough to move air and shock the camera but not close enough to shatter glass. Also, there is no sound of thrusters before it. That afterglow in the horizon, the lack of smoke in the picture or debris near the camera are what point to a nuke explosion. It sure as hell isn't the sun rising.

I really wonder who these guys are working for. The amount of slide threads is ridiculous right now. This is big.

I hope u washed ur dick with acid afterwards

Welcome ayy lmaos

The reflection seems static, could be from city lights, and I have some sense i've seen this clip before.

That seems really faked.

That similar clip of that supposed tac nuke is daytime. What reflection? Light pollution doesn't happen like that unless its new york sized. A earth based light of that magnitude, in that side of the earth where no such cities exist, and the lack of any other visible sign of an explosion means that boom had to come from a LONG distance. Only one type of explosion is hot enough to linger, especially when the shockwave is so distant from the epicenter.

Yeah, and it never occurred to you that it's light pollution from a city?

ALL OF THE SYRIAN THREADS ARE GETTING SLID

So, how does someone detonate a nuclear warhead without every international watchdog organization blowing the whistle on that?

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Tactical warheads are also detectable…

fuck allah he is a dumb nigger

Ankara itself is the closest city even remotely big enough to give that much visible radiation. Considering that there would be obvious reporting from that city as well in the event of such a thing. It's a nuke dude. It's happening.

ALL SYRIAN THREADS ARE BEING SLID, MODS PLEASE STICKY

bump

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What?

this thread was made three days ago and nothing happened
you can stop resetting your router now

Looks like the UFOs from Silent Hill.

It's so weird this video. Looking at the curtain. First it moves to the right and just after it moves to the left. Judging from the sound the explosion is supposed to be far away but the way the wind moves it must be really close because I don't think wind from an explosion is manipulated by currents.

It seems fake as fuck. I expect air to move simultaneously trough choke points under pressure.

twitter.com/i/moments/803873184198066176
It's an admitted hoax.

you know you really fucked up when ayylmaos show up

Swarm AI drones maybe. No doubt going to be a thing in the future current year battlespace

You shills just love being mediocre. That's so funny that they'd shut down the internet over a hoax. Especially when best goy Twitter is caught censoring talk about it. Kill yourself

POST YFW TURKS ARE SO HATED EVEN ALIENS DONT WANT THEM

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fucking humiez.
2017 is the year 1/5-1/6 of you ascend with nordics.

I hope Russia drops some hot shit to make the shills in this thread quiver.

NUKE STRIKE/TR3B SIGHTINGS IN TURKEY

Kurds blowed some shit up.

Just CERN trying to fuck with the Dome. Nothing to see here folks, Kek won't arrive before 2020. But then shit is going DOWN baby, YEAH

CERN, NIBIRU, BenjaminFullford link, tomatoplants inside, "he's right you know", GATE, Annunakki,… I think that covers all of the bases

Next time OP please realize you're on Holla Forums and not GLP. Might be good if our vols recognized that as well.

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Jeez they really are trying to bury this aren't they? The last two posts don't even make sense. Until the turk roaches get their internet back all we have are rumors though.

2020, the year of dubs

KEEP THE GENERAL ALIVE

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So were the booms actual bombs or something? What is going on?

bumb

updated

Is Turkey STILL being blocked over there? Is it another coup?

bump

red-pilled invest thread?

fake

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It's more accurate to say that Trump supporters believe the MSM is just making shit up once again with their classic "Anonymous sources claim…" tactic.

You sound just like blm.

The kid's safety was not important, and he was the only one hurt.

The gun worked very effectively here.

Now Its just filling the thread with nonsense

fucking manlets

But why are they speaking japanese?

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so what the hell is actually going on?

Nuke or not?