Italians are really pissed off

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Good trolling, nice. The reality was, of course, very different. Tito was probably the most independent of all the communists. In fact, during the cold war, Yugoslavia wasn't even clearly considered a part of WP/Red team by NATO war planners. That's how stubborn and independent-minded he was.

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Hot dang, we got ourselves a real commie slav here.

Well, keep telling yourself that, Ivan. Just because the KGB broadcasts said "yoguslovia stronk, yoguslovia free" all day erryday doesn't mean it was true.

We get told that all day here too. Everyone gets told that all day. Even burgers get told that, ridiculous at it might seem.

Only you were dumb enough to believe it.

The return of Charles 'The Hammer' Martell.