So I have this project on github I want to add a COC to...

So I have this project on github I want to add a COC to. I want it to be something ridiculous that points out how stupid COC's are, but not something that will get me kicked off github. Any ideas?

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github.com/ErisBlastar/cplusequality
github.com/rosarior/Code-of-Merit/blob/master/CODE_OF_MERIT.md
9front.org/coc
verisimilitudes.net/2017-05-27
github.com/domgetter/NCoC
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use gitgud.io instead

not OP, but github is a social media platform. if you post it on gitgud then it will be hidden and none of the sjw's will ever know your project ever existed. this is why goyim still use github.

github.com/ErisBlastar/cplusequality
this still exists for some reason. maybe kikehub isn't so censor happy as thought

A more serious approach you might consider: github.com/rosarior/Code-of-Merit/blob/master/CODE_OF_MERIT.md

1. We promote equality. While working on this project we expect you to weigh exactly 160 pounds.

2. Success of this project may requires sacrifice, but we have a policy against sacrificing virgins. No virgins should be harmed in the creation of this software.

3. Everyone should feel included. In order to do so, every files should start with a list of includes naming every collaborator to this project.

4, There is no best programming language. Everyone should feel free to write their part in their own favorite language.

The code of merit is great, but I'm looking for something... edgier.

github will kick you off for not following SJW ideology. Like what happened with C+=.

Don't play their game.

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Mock the shit out of it, but make it sound like it's pro feminism or something. Your average SJW isn't very good with detecting irony so just subtle enough they'll fall for it.

9front.org/coc

and hit refresh until you find one you like.

Ironic COCs are still COCs

It has a purpose if it is to make a mockery of COC

By creating a github issue or by attempting to contribute to this project, you accept the following Code of Conduct. You will be held to it also when discussing the project with members of the community.

1. You may not attempt to get the project to adopt a Code of Conduct. We already have one. This is it.

2. You may not criticize the code of conduct. The conduct is incapable of criticizing you. Check your privilege.

3. The community should use a 'progressive stack' where possible, in order to ensure equality in how voices are heard and issues are handled. Unlike other projects which leave the nature of that stack to be handled apparently by tradition, this project has a definite standard in mind: posters with characteristics that correlate with a statistical advantage in admissions into Ivy League schools will be heard after other posters, scaling with the advantage. For example, a Jewish person is 1000% (one thousand percent) more likely to be admitted to an Ivy League school. Issues submitted by Jewish persons therefore will be heard after a thousand non-Jewish issues, however long that takes.

4. Please properly identify yourselves so that #3 can be applied fairly. NO CHEATING

(checked)
and keked

LMAO. One of the results was the Ferengi rules of acquisition. I'm seriously considering making it the COC

Hello there. You may find my Code of Conduct Keeping to be interesting for this purpose:
verisimilitudes.net/2017-05-27

Take the Contributor covenant, take out the SJW wording, then rewrite it in legalese. Preferably not in English.

For example

to
etc, more definitions like The Project

Etcetera. Make sure to write it as obtuse as possible while still remaining clear and unambiguous with as many loopholes as possible, this isn't even close to optimal.

This is probably what you're looking for: github.com/domgetter/NCoC

Add a clause to your CoC that any software that gets distributed with your package must also include the CoC. It could be the GPL of CoCs.

C+= was banned by github before. They moved to bitbucket, which proceeded to ban them. Maybe github undid the ban because of the backlash.

This is a giant troll, this can't be a real thing.
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That this is not reality.
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Uuuuummm...
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Of course it is a real thing.