Yes the header isn't square but it's awesome. Taking bets on which will happen first: Jeph stabs himself again, Jeph stops lying to himself and nukes QC-land to set up Alice Grove's backshittystory, Jeph says fuck it and starts drawing furry porn for a living.
I'd meant to put this exploitable together a while back and only just got around to it. Blank version included as I figure at least a couple of you might find uses for it in the future.
The other one was for a thread a few months back, but I don't know if I ever posted it here.
Colton Martinez
Can't even muster up a frightened look anymore.
Elijah Ortiz
Just what this comic needs, more bumbling effeminate men.
Gabriel Taylor
Fresh spread for the fresh bread
Noah Phillips
These are promising.
Andrew Bell
Thanks, Patrick.
Henry Carter
I don't get why you guys keep posting about this webcomic if you hate it.
Kevin Thomas
Do you also not get why Holla Forums keeps posting about the jews?
Jeremiah Gutierrez
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Camden Thompson
I once liked it. Now I hate it. I want to know how bad it will become. I want to know where this ride ends.
Adrian Gutierrez
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Ethan Morgan
Jeph will miss his hands at one point and pierce his heart. No one lives forever.
Nathan Perry
I'm in this camp. My exit date was when Jeph's "unsustainable" Patreon craters. Still waiting.
Aaron Thomas
Well of COURSE he does.
We should really thank Jeph for his tweets, you guys. It's rare to actually have documentation of a straight male becoming a homosexual male due to outside pressures.
You know when you're a kid and you lose a tooth, and it kinda aches and you can't stop poking at the raw, wounded flesh of your gums with your tongue? It's like that. This man should be on the streets sucking dick for food money, rather than sucking dick for his own pleasure. He's rich beyond all dreams of Holla Forums avarice, and hasn't done anything to earn it other than his occasional blood sacrifices to Moloch.
Lincoln Lewis
Isn't this phenomenon called "transgenderism"?
Andrew James
I liked it and then the robot fighting ring arc happened and I woke up. I'm still healing, coming here helps.
Nathaniel Kelly
We should make a timeline of him becoming gay
Anthony Miller
Hey now, you can think another man is cute without being gay.
But this is Jeph
Charles Ward
Jeph in thesaurus mode again.
Aiden Turner
I don't even remember who Elliot is. The characters are all written the same, so names are meaningless.
Brandon Price
…..no. You can't.
Brody Torres
He did miss, but he didn't hit the heart.
Isaiah Gray
Oh great, she's going to put on another 50lbs during the next few comics, isn't she?
The ol' Jeph Jacques feeder treatment.
Wyatt Hernandez
I think IPP's speech bubble in the last panel deserves a better joke, but dammit I'm tired and I got work in the morning.
Jacob Nelson
fucking hell jeph you lazy hack that doesn't look a thing like ketchup
Cameron Brown
He put the brush tool on 20 pixels or something and dropped the opacity. $10k/month!
Daniel Moore
He didn't even do that. The edges are not fuzzy, so he didn't, at least to its full extent, use the brush tool. Also, note that the outline of the spaghetti is above the sause/ketchup, which is what makes its consistence look so damn thin.
Julian Clark
You expect quality?
Gavin Ramirez
The nigger wants to fuck IPP - that's why she tries to scare away any guy who so much as looks at her sideways.
But as now it seems the characters are such prudes as to regard head patting as some sort of deeply intimate, borderline erotic contact, I don't think they'll ever actually do anything - they'd be too embarassed.
I think this could be symptomatic of Jeph's lack of a sex life affecting him, psychologically. He comes across as the type of bitch who'd regard porn as too offensive and degrading to women, and even erotic thoughts would be sexist to him. But, the desires are still there, despite his attempts to ignore them, and at this point I'd say he's too scared to jerk off. His sexual tension must have built up to the point where his levels of required stimulus have dropped so low that for him, all this head-patting bullshit is all that's required to set his pulse racing.
Chad, Clit; they get real close to IPP but fall at the last hurdle - Jeph wants to live out his fantasy relationship through them but, true to life, he just cannot follow through. I think he betrays more of his true feelings in this comic than he'd ever care to admit.
Chase Robinson
Oh great, we get a week of this shit. QC might have fiction's worst B-team.
Jace Brooks
Jeph amply demonstrating that he's not losing touch at all by referencing a month old event.
David Smith
A month old event that was proven to be bullshit. But of course, Jeph has to jump on the outrage train to remind all his simpering readers that it's still ok to read his stuff, 'cause he totally hates Nazis too.
Luke Robinson
we wuz kangs
Kayden Cook
At least this guy has some self-awareness as to the furry community degeneracy.
Kevin Smith
What is 'white culture' she says on the week of St. Patrick's day. What non-white culture did that take from?
Kayden Reyes
Don't you know? The Irish were originally black before the evil whites took over.
Eli Smith
Not defending this faggot at all, but he might be referencing the most current spergout about Jontron. He's been going off on his Twitter, and every self serving retard has been chiming in.
Zachary Perry
Yeah, all of Irish culture came from Phil Lynott
Caleb Moore
I'd considered that, though I wasn't aware there was a new round. The timing of the last round just about coincided: the PewDiePie thing and JonTron appearing on Sargon's live streams.
Jacob Phillips
I don't blame you. Hand vagina doesn't have the will to actually talk about what he wants to vent his ill formed feelings on, so it's hard to tell what he's actually referencing. But the mad about this has happened within the last day or so. So that's where I'd put my money on his meaning.
Jonathan Wilson
Since when does jontron do twitter bantz? What happened?
Ian Adams
I have no idea, but there's a very clear lack of fuck. anyway. Archives for what I've posted. Last faggot deleted that tweet, but he did post this archive.is/b9Ulm archive.is/kmwsw archive.is/lEuyF Just so you know I am not bullshitting about this. The outrage has been loud and ineffectual, as always.
Anthony Howard
A month or so, he just had enough and joined a livestream of Sargon of Akkad and didn't stop after that.
Cameron Allen
But obviously it's been welling up for a while. I wouldn't be surprised if his story is one heard many times before: ostensibly socially progressive because it superficially makes sense, then witness to years of mounting hypocrisy and purity tests.
As "evil" as he's attributed to be, he was clearly hiding his power level in those streams so there's even more triggering to be done.
Also, as big as the "backlash" was, it's done absolutely nothing to his channel's metrics. Yet again, these bellowing complainers who were "fans since the beginning" are lying and were never consumers in the first place.
Adam Powell
And every time one of these Youtube celebrity controversies pop up where they're "caught" saying something correct but not politically-approvable, I have to bail out of reading Youtube threads on forums because they turn from sharing fun videos of light entertainment into shouting sessions where everyone piles on the heretic for pages and pages, reciting platitudes about white privilege. They all agree with each other so it's mostly competing to see who can denounce them the most, but they just can't let it go so it derails the thread for days at a time.
Wyatt Moore
It had been building up for ages, but he was fearing the backlash SJW can cause by blogging furiously about it. Didn't hurt him in the end, actually got a boost in subscribers and the like.
Yeah, just as that was the case with Pewdiepie. You can hate the guy, I usually do, but the whole 'nazi' stick is old too.
Hunter Smith
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Jayden Ross
Black Faye looks so upset. Is it because she's contemplating destroying a perfectly good Aryan bloodline?
Not past 10 years old, you fucking can't. You can think of a man as "ruggedly handsome," like the absolutely dreamy Jeremy Renner, but you can't say "Hawkeye's sure cute, doncha think?"
Jaxson Nguyen
They pushed him too far.
Easton Martin
When most Holla Forumsacks think of The Day of the Rope, they're thinking folks like Hillary and Obama and the rest of the (((satanic child molesters/cannibals))), and I'm okay with that. Those monsters need to be culled. But The Day AFTER the Day of the Rope is reserved for every single piece of shit like Chipman, Quinn, Sarkesian, etc. who sat there on twitter, their fingers typing checks their asses can't cash. I'd pull the lever myself, given the honor.
Jackson Lee
That picture is half the reason my blood started to boil.
Nathan Kelly
Only half? I wanted to puncture one of his/her lungs without even having read the tweet.
Jonathan Bennett
Your project has been approved.
Jacob Morgan
Pretty much. He really feels like he has to be a voice of reason in a sea of retardation.
Isaiah Cook
Apparently Jeph's Twitch handle is "Rabbitmonger". It's so disused it retains the Justin.tv branding.
Brandon Thompson
"Soft boy" has dropped about 50 lbs since 4 strips ago.
Anthony Sanchez
What is she apologising for again?
Jordan Barnes
For being black
Charles Young
what the good honest fuckery is this? that is some of the worst bakery preferences I have ever set my eyes upon. Since when does cinnamon and raisins go together in a baked good? ain't no one gonna eat that garbage.
William Butler
Flaming Carrot keeps cinnamon swirl raisin toast in his utility belt.
Liam Wood
Have an edit.
Ryder Long
>not knuckles
Parker Fisher
Men in the QC universe shed their body fat onto surrounding women.
Grayson Fisher
Cinnamon raisin bread is actually very popular in America, along with cinnamon raisin bagels and adding raisins to the interior of cinnamon rolls. Each variety is commonly used for the carb portion of a breakfast.
Lucas Long
A guy who has just stated that he lives under a rock shouldn't really be spouting off about what makes for good food. It is an incredibly common breakfast food in the west, usually treated as midway between toast and something more desert-ish, like a pastry.
They go together just fine, and the only people that don't like it are people that don't like raisins anyway.
If you want a real reason to have a confused fit, look up "toast sandwich".
Camden Mitchell
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Xavier Smith
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Austin Cruz
Good, he was too manly! Let's reserve muscles for the women, like Fay.
Ryan Campbell
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Joshua Barnes
She just looks fat to me, but I thought it was established in canon (I might be misremembering) that she's a strong independent woman who doesn't need no man.
Chase Kelly
Yeah, it's supposed to be canon.
Oliver Gray
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Eli Baker
Are those sweat stains edits?
Caleb Perry
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Leo Barnes
Nope, straight off the site.
And speaking of manly, this is what's hot.
Owen Gutierrez
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Ethan Perry
To be fair, there's something erotic about men who've just handled some serious shit and have stopped to recuperate.
Clinton doesn't really have it, but it's there enough to tell what Jeff was going for.
Oliver Wright
I think you meant "attractive," there.
At least, I hope you meant "attractive," there.
Bentley Lee
You can be fat and still have muscles. Ask any teamster. And it's actually plausible that she'd be a little built up, what with hauling tools and chunks of metal around the shop.
Mason Jenkins
Time to make one called "Rabbitmongler" and do drawings of QC characters killing migrants.
Benjamin Ross
"Tell me 'bout the rabbits, George."
Evan Morgan
This explains two mysteries: 1. The secret of Claire's thinness 2. Why Faye got even fatter when Claire moved in.
Claire has been foisting his excess fat off onto Faye just like Marten.
Christopher Clark
How have I never noticed Cockmongler's shirt?
Jordan Howard
Beats me. I seem to recall the pic was taken in Drumheller, Alberta.
Kayden Johnson
Housekeeping note, I finally got off my ass and updated the OC/Edits archives.
Are you saying that the git archive is missing edits from the imgur, or that imgur is missing edits? Because if it's the latter, I know and there's nothing that can be done about it because Editfag Prime is the owner of the imgur. That was the reason for creating the git archive, so if I drop dead someone can just fork it and keep it going.
Dylan Green
If so it's entirely by accident. Jeph likely just wanted to virtue signal by having a stronk, female "protagonist" who don't need no man (except for leeching purposes).
Adam Rogers
If memory serves, he left the archiving to whoever was the original archivefag at the time. But that's fine. I didn't understand which one you were referring to.
Wyatt Lopez
God help all the virtue signalers if I ever get into power. I'll make it a capital fucking crime for applauding like a circus seal every time some social justice fag says something retarded on Twitter.
Thomas Taylor
I had no idea Uline was political or that Uline actually referred to a person, but Jeph's friends are freaking out over this milquetoast campaign statement. You'd think her platform was "kill all niggers" or something.
Go ahead, Chicago, keep voting Democrat over and over again hoping things improve. It's not even about partisanship, it's about dumping the deeply entrenched political jobbers that have ruined your city.
Chicago hasn't had a non-Democrat in office since 1931, and the previous mayor was in office for 22 years.
Kevin Cox
They probably only got as far as the words "Chicago's Murder Count" before recoiling at such a blatant coded obvious dogwhistle statement of racism.
That is, unless they only got as far as the American flag and decided the rest of it must be unacceptably nationalistic and xenophobic.
Noah King
Look at her "food stamps" quote. We all know what she REALLY means.
Justin Adams
she's a keeper
Gavin Morales
Jeph's friends are a riot. Trump "caught on tape" saying "I love to rape" was new to me and, of course, it's bullshit. Apparently Trump is now responsible for some hypothetical proposed by MSNBC to some no-name congressman.
Wyatt Jenkins
kek
Brayden Reed
Such terrible platform issues, like demanding healthcare and not wanting murder. That nazi.
Chase Hall
Well, looks like Jeph is cutting tonight.
Asher Murphy
He seems to imply that context never matters when offensive statements such as the example provided are said. This would be consistent with SJW's insistence that depiction equals endorsement with regard to media.
Jackson Gonzalez
Surprise! The weight's back on!
Parker Brown
this is, singlehandedly, the most retarded food recipe I've ever read.
Matthew Jackson
Her reaction in panel 6 is all of their reaction to realizing that the Maddow report ended up being a heaping bowl of nothing and they're not going to get to impeach Trump after all.
Kevin Rogers
Is there a formalized "rule 34" for this meme?
Aiden Gutierrez
Don't knock it 'till you try it. Go toast a slice of bread, then put it between two untoasted slices with miracle whip, ketchup, pickles and cheddar cheese. The toast layer adds a really pleasant texture contrast,and males for a nice snack.
Alexander Moore
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Brayden Harris
And then I checked the first two and noticed they didn't have big celebratory follow-up tweets after the show ended.
Carson Gomez
I'd like just one of these fuckers to show me one single person–anywhere–that pays even a cent more than they think they have to. Also, in what fucking world is $40 million "not paying your fucking taxes?"
I see a lot of these fuckers thinking they pay something like 33% on their Hot Topic salaries. The 25% bracket goes to $91k and the 15% bracket goes to $37k. And then there's the standard deduction, healthcare, and some other misc credits. Fact is, most normal people pay something like 13%. So even at ~25% Trump's rate is about double the normal American's and yet it still isn't enough. "But it was 99.9999% when Eisenhower was president!!"
Leo Long
Jeph is gay
Jace Miller
I think she said that before the revelation that he actually paid it. They seem to have this idea that The Rich all take advantage of loopholes and shelters and dodges to the point where none of them actually pay taxes at all, so between that and the Military-Industrial Complex unfairly gobbling up all of the money that would otherwise go to organic puppy shelters is the obvious reason that Washington runs deficits.
The actual numbers they don't look at much, other than to handwave away and claim, "Well they're still not paying their fair share!"
Justin Anderson
Oh I wasn't sure where Jeph was going with this, but she really is just straight up sexually harassing him in the workplace.
Jordan Morgan
I went to the people referenced in and at least one in the comments claimed to have a higher tax rate than Trump. I was sorely tempted to create a Twitter account just to shove that in their faces, but fuck if I'm giving them my cell phone number.
Isaac Thompson
She wanted to check if she was attracted to him (>>809189) and to do this, she needed to see him shirtless from behind? Is this something people do?
Jackson James
Reminder that Jeph is a shut-in who only meets people face to face at cons (which he bitches about on Twitter) and the two times per month he's forced to talk to waitresses at the cheap diners he eats at.
Charles Hill
On the one hand, I'm glad Elliot is actually a Big Guy instead of a taller version of Marten.
On the other, this type of sexual harassment is only beaten out by unwanted gratuitous physical contact. If the genders were flipped, people would demand Jephrey's head.
Jayden Martinez
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Colton Gutierrez
Seems like a pretty shit candidate tbh. Typical Neocon chickenhawk who parrots GoP party line and wants a nanny state.
Not that a typical Democrat is any better. Both need to be burned at the stake.
John Cox
I don't disagree, but Chicago and other metropolitan areas are screwed as long as they continue this near century long pattern of uncritically voting in the same people over and over again, decades at a time, no matter what they do to the city, all because of some weird unearned tribalistic loyalty.
Well, I mean it is Chicago. Despite being dogshit for 110 years, the Cubs suffered no attendance problems while far superior teams struggle to give tickets away so that the team looks presentable on TV.
Caleb Jones
Yup, looks like sexual harassment to me.
I don't often get actually angry with this fucking comic, but this one has sent me there.
There has always been a bit of hypocrisy with his storytelling, but this is just fucking ridiculous and I hope to high hell that some of his sycophants see what's going on, here.
Chad here is quite obviously an emotional retard, and the nigger is really taking advantage.
She should have got slugged so hard in the face, she does a fucking backflip.
Ryder Nguyen
Someone with an artist's touch should redraw this page genderswapped just to see if it gets any readers to think on this point.
Actually, that'd probably be racist too.
Blake Adams
It's a moot point; you'd be explaining to people who honestly believe men can't be raped, or people who are evil and think men deserve to be sexually harassed.
Camden Butler
I, you, and probably most other white people would find that very disturbing to watch on an instinctual level, but you've got to remember which people we're dealing with here. Jeph and his ilk see blacks as opressed, and not able to do wrong. It might be more effective to have a white man harass a black woman.
Leo Young
If ever there was a time for a second Stabbening, this is it.
Alexander Richardson
You mean third?
Matthew Jenkins
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Carson King
Honestly, do any of us know how many times he stabbed his hand growing up?
Alexander Phillips
Did he stab his hand… or did his OTHER hand stab his hand?
Colton Johnson
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Levi Rivera
Jeph really does deserve bullying over this hypocritical sexual harassment strip.
Logan Wood
The worst part? She most likely remembers it EXACTLY that way.
Chase Butler
This BADLY needs a drawfag to reverse the characters and start posting it on twitter and reddit.
Also, why does Jeph believe that men have pectorals and abs on their backs? And no one insult my intelligence by saying "They're shoulder blades!" You know damn well what I'm talking about. His "spine line" should be facing the other direction. Jeph's given him fucking scoliosis.
Use your logic, user! Of course she'd want to see his back! That would be her usual view from the pegger position.
William Jackson
>Jeph really does deserve bullying over this hypocritical sexual harassment strip
FTFY. In a perfect world, we'd all be able to have five minutes alone with Jeph, a baseball bat in our hands, a smile on our lips, and an erection in our pants.
Ayden Ward
Those aren't abs on his, that's just his ass crack. Obviously.
The thing about socjus types is that they don't understand the concept of what a Double Standard even is. Gender- or race-swapping voids the context in their minds, and thus supposedly nullifies your argument.
If you really want to get taken aback by how poor their logic concerning such things is, just visit the SinFest forums.
Dominic Williams
Are you suggesting that Jeph's husbando has a second anal aperture in his back so Jeph and bunch of his friends can all get in there?
>If you really want to get taken aback by how poor their logic concerning such things is, just visit the SinFest forums.
Nope. I've already had my daily maximum requirements of salt, sugar, and rage.
Ian Hughes
Seems legit to me.
Kayden Wright
I think it would take more than five minutes to have a proper game of Baseball. Also, how did you know I was turned on by Baseball?
David Ross
Many women have rape fantasies anyway Just sayin
Jayden Lopez
Got a tiny scar on the back of my hand from a fight with my dad Now whenever I get a look at it I remember Handstab exists I could probably literally forget his existence forever if it weren't for my scar
Brody Davis
Reporting for duty.
I can't help you there. I don't have a presence on either platform.
Zachary Davis
Baggyfag?
Blake Cruz
Indeed. I returned a few days ago, when the last thread was already in auto-sage. I expect to have the reversed version of done either tomorrow or Friday.
Also, we're more than a hundred posts in and we still haven't received our prescribed dosage. Let's do something about that.
Liam Diaz
good god, hermione must have taken every dick in gryffindor on the sly except harry's no wonder she wanted a time turner
Bentley Nelson
thank fucking god, I was feeling weakened for some reason. Good to see the people who made this thread interesting back again.
Would you bully me on something I made pls?
Owen Jones
I'm not very good at bullying, but I'm willing to try.
I really miss Editfag Prime. It was his seemingly bottomless well of OC that convinced me to start contributing in the first place. If he did not heal, then I can only hope that he still lurks these threads from the Great Beyond. Is Russian Drawfag still around? I didn't see anything from him in the last thread, but I haven't been back for very long.
Parker Robinson
Nice to see you back baggyfag
i feel like I've been stalking you completely by accident i swear
Jason Green
Surprise! It gets stupider.
Joseph Taylor
Now that's the face of a man who is already marching with the right wing death squads in his mind's eye
Camden Davis
Yes, he is disappoint.
Christopher Clark
Of course he is. The bigger and more masculine a cishet is, the wimpier and more submissive you have to make him in order to protect the poor suppressed dominant female majority of the cast.
If Sam's dad winds up being the "correct but portrayed as wrong" conservative strawman, I'll continue to no longer be surprised that Jeph has dug an even deeper hole to lower the bar into
Kayden Perez
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Jacob Wood
More evidence Jeph is the luckiest person on the planet and doesn't understand the fundamentals of either art or business.
Benjamin Bailey
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Luke Hill
Take something you used to like that you know was so-so in its heyday, but had a lot of potential.
Now ruin it entirely without removing its potential.
It's still ongoing, and there is a single person responsible for everything that is wrong with it who also takes his fanbase very seriously.
That same person makes $100,000+ every year by making that thing even worse than it already is. Common sense tells you that he should have gone under and disappeared ten years ago, but he seems to be logic-proof.
That thing is Questionable Content, that man is Jeph Jaques, and this is the thread where we ridicule him, talk shit about his fans, and edit his comic into something that can actually crack a smile.
Jacob Phillips
McDonald's deserves what they got.
Aaron Turner
What's next Macdonals? Calling for a Manlet Genocide?
Adam Cooper
It's overdue, to be honest.
Zachary Brown
Uh, wow, self-awareness.
Jeremiah Anderson
Holy shit, this is actually the last thing I expected. Is Jim going to make QC great again?
Lincoln Rodriguez
Doubt it. Black Faye just got off with a light warning, and that 2nd panel is the most "development" her character will have had for the next year.
Ethan Price
Well then
Thomas Gonzalez
Jim makes everything great again.
Matthew Evans
No.
Aaron Jones
Often when we point out something really stupid and hypocritical, he changes it. I half believe he reads these threads, but there are probably other forums who point out the same things.
Jim voted Trump.
Aiden Gonzalez
Voting Trump doesn't make you cool automatically, half of Reddit is a Trump circlejerk and they're people you wouldn't want to talk to. Ever. And I think QC is inherently bad.
Jaxon Campbell
Jim is not cool!? >Jim stay up all night lauging at religious people on reddit (that's why he hasn't shaved) Jim is a rebel, and the fucking coolest guy you could imagine.
Juan James
So, no consequences, then? I strongly suspect this is damage control, and the original dialogue was something very different.
I've seen people defend this shit on reddit/QC forums and the official line seems to be that because Nigeé didn't think she was harassing, then it isn't harassment.
If anything this makes her a prime candidate for one of those "behaviour in the workplace" courses.
Jose Jones
Why doesn't gaf gawks understand a single way to make people look like they are being firm and stern? With how he is posed he looks like he doesn't want to be in the room and is uncomfortable, his tone then could be a very light and soft one
Ian Bennett
Probably scared to giver her a telling off, 'cause that makes him both sexist and racist. A single tumblr post from her that evening, and his shop is burned down by the morning.
Noah Carter
jeph that's not what it means to give people cranium, you don't rub your scalp against it
Justin Torres
wat
Sebastian Davis
There it is. I have 3 other versions of this one, but this is the one I think looks better. Pls bully
Christian Diaz
Are those diagnostic devices attached to her?
Adrian Hernandez
I had envisioned them as some sort of apparatus that replaced tiny amounts of fluids inside her, but ended up focusing much more on getting the blinds' shade right.
Isaiah Brown
I forgot to actually answer your question: yes, they are.
Jackson Kelly
Something about the joystick on that diagnostic device just rubs me the wrong way. Is it supposed to look like a transparent penis?
And where's the USB port?
Jose White
Pics related are just what I had on hand. Pic 3 seems especially related.
Commencing bully. My immediate thought is that you really need to nail down where the seams/panel lines run. Ideally, the seams shouldn't just fade out, the way that they do on the upper back in your pic. They define where the external casing comes apart, so they should delineate clearly defined "panels" of skin.
It's a little unclear what's going on with the back of the head. Has the external casing been removed, and we're seeing the internal frame? Or is it some sort of apparatus wrapping around the back of the head? If that's the case then I'd recommend adding a bit of width to it to indicate that it's wrapped around the head, rather than a part of it.
As for the attached bits and bobs and the environment- if you're going for a futuristic look, adding some beveled edges and cutting off a corner or two can help. Plain rectangular surfaces arranged into boxes is fine for getting your props blocked in, but having a little more complexity can add a bit of extra believability. Also, when the focus is on individual props the way it is here, make sure that they have distinct purposes. If one is a fluid filtration device, give it a couple tubes of its own, or a vial, or some way to see that it contains fluid.
Lastly, I'll give you the same advice I give everyone who asks- find some proper diagrams of the muscular system and spend some time drawing it yourself. It's extremely helpful for understanding how the body fits together. Your grasp on anatomy is far from the worst I've seen. Areas that jump out as needing some improvement are the triceps, and the sacrum (the area where the center-line groove of the back meets the hips and buttocks).
I don't feel very good at being a bully. I hope I did okay.
Oliver Campbell
Forgot to add that I didn't get around to doing a reversed version of that QC strip like I'd mentioned in , but since Jeph actually addressed the issue in the follow-up (there's a first time for everything), it seems like it would be kind of pointless to go through with it now.
Sage because double-post.
Brayden Taylor
My isn't Jeph risque with that crotch shot. I sure am satisfied with the pacing and consistency of the plot.
Gabriel Roberts
Even Reddit thinks R'në is Brown Faye.
Aaron Kelly
Did something happen between this stip and the last one?
James Thomas
I think the pale levitating woman didn't want to see the Prases or whatever that nebulous thing is called and set the ship on fire last strip.
Austin Jenkins
Is it fire or goop? He's not consistent enough for me to tell.
Jacob Reyes
Wait, didn't she lose her power when she lost the nanomachines? And then there's the scene where she has to make a fire the old fashioned way for the first time? Oh well, whatever.
Joshua Davis
MUH DICK!
Robert Smith
A cat is fine, too.
Tyler Watson
THIS IS EVERY EPISODE JEPH
Thomas Myers
(checked) those are some oversized numbers
Ryder Lee
ayyyyy having a trip over there?
Adrian Long
4U
James Reed
Holy shit, the brown woman's arm is long as all fuck
Cameron James
You're right
Charles Rodriguez
That fucking arm would reach down to her knees.
Dylan James
I was about to make a remark along the lines of "credit where it's due" for Jeph actually attempting perspective and characters in multiple planes of depth. But holy shit, that arm.
Jonathan Gonzalez
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Henry Thomas
Perspective aside, the neck on Long Arm of the Lez there looks like it's rotated 270° in the wrong direction to look at the furry.
Samuel Adams
Well, user, it's hyperbolically hard to git gud without hearing others when they point out incorrect technique.
James Flores
Ever notice the "sorries" never happen off-panel? It's the one thing Jeph always makes sure to show rather than let the reader assume it happened.
Tyler Turner
Why is he staring past her? Why is she giving him a death glare as she apologizes? Why is she getting ready to punch him in the last panel?
Also, the only time I've ever heard the word goober used was in the first SpongeBob movie and subsequent video game. I had no idea that was an actual word, nor that anyone actually still uses it.
Nathaniel Phillips
Why does Elliot have the faggy shaved sides hipster hair? Has he always had that?
Blake Foster
He doesn't have that particular faggy haircut, it's just that Jeph's shitty shading plug-in appears to have shaded in the entire side of his head.
Brandon Morales
I used to hear Super-Goof talking about his "Super-Goobers", and wonder what the fuck he was talking about.
Super-Goof… was that ever a thing outside the comics?
Oliver Ross
Goober goes back to the 60s. I think it comes from the character in The Andy Griffith Show, at least in the sense of "goober" being a lunky comic relief. There were plenty of other usages between Andy Griffith and Spongebob but I can't recall at the moment.
Also, this is Black Faye we're talking about, so of course she's a total cunt.
Ayden Clark
That's probably a food reference. Goober also refers to peanut butter and jelly sold as a combined unit.
Gabriel Howard
first, stop talking shit about military cuts on guys, the only time it's bad is on dykes who want to look tough, second elliot has the left hanging comb over, which also looks like it's swept back partly into a pompadour, but mostly looks like a dead beaver sitting on his head.
Anthony Reed
a big clump of hair on top with the sides shaved has never been a 'military cut', user.
Easton Nguyen
It's ancient and African.
Parker Lopez
Goober is a solid jokey insult, I use it within my family all the time.
Gavin Williams
that was a pretty solid game as movie games go tbh fam
Jaxson King
I know, it was better than it had any right to be, even despite being an almost copypasta of the Battle for Bikini Bottom game (which was also fun).
Hmm, well you learn something new every day I guess. I've just never heard it used, neither in CA nor AK.
Camden Smith
stretched anus
Charles Carter
Jeph is bigoted bully toward music composition. #midilivesmatter
Levi Martin
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Camden Garcia
No matter how many times you tell these people that fighting for free speech protects all of us, their heads are in the sand until it affects their ideology. Then, they actually think they have a leg to stand on.
I realize who this is and she doesn't actually give a shit about any of this but her public opinion matches the true believers'.
Christopher Johnson
"Yeah but that's 'free speech absolutism' that lets people say things we're not supposed to approve of, and if those aren't censored and deleted promptly, that means you specifically endorse the evils they say. And that's just about as bad."
That said, it'd be nice if they started feeling self-righteous and bold enough to start running candidates who felt they could openly yell "END FREE SPEECH" as a rallying cry and honestly believe they were promoting good and love and justice. And then explode in apoplectic hatred towards the folks who declined to vote them in.
Jack Young
and then reel in horror when it turns out that they're outnumbed by the people who voted to the end to the gay agenda
Parker Ward
I suppose this is supposed to be touching or something but this character is so abhorrent it comes off shallow, even for Jeph. I guess he realizes how unpopular Black Faye is–even on Reddit and the forum–and this is his attempt to address that.
Luke Davis
I actually have slightly more respect for her than I do for Soft Boy the Passive Doormat here. Especially when he's bringing out the cliche hand-behind-head pose again.
Tyler Allen
The bigger and thicker someone's limbs are, the more unnatural the hand on head pose looks.
It's like Jeph doesn't know why her actions are wrong.
Carter King
He understands the legal argument, but not the moral and ethical ones.
Matthew Thompson
More like R'lyeh
Caleb Taylor
Have some shitty, but perhaps prophetic, OC. Image taken from Knight Run.
Hunter Morales
What is he saying, Holla Forums?
Isaac Williams
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Leo Diaz
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Michael Reyes
Jeph attempts perspective but forgets how to draw Tai.
William Morris
Is there a fattening disease going around!?
Levi Mitchell
Is that a band name, or merely Jeph's sexual preference?
Charles Ortiz
Honestly if it weren't for the elbow tattoo I'd have no idea who it is.
Hunter Brown
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Austin Stewart
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Owen Kelly
Over 10k hours in paint. Hope it was worth it.
Connor Peterson
You forgot to put a kinfe in the hand. Another 10k hours for you.
Jose Ramirez
Which hand? I don't know that it would fit in this context, but you are more than welcome to add it in there where you see fit.
Joseph Jackson
I thought it was fay until I saw your post.
Jackson Cruz
Even Dora's getting a beer gut. And what's wrong with her faaaaace?
Bentley Reyes
Actually, that's Marten.
Isaiah Price
THE PLOT THICKENS
Chase Bennett
My sides tell me it was worth it.
Parker Wood
Having that would be ten times as interesting as what we have now. I might have even stuck with the comic for longer, since I dropped out shortly after the tranny reveal.
Asher Kelly
Inaccurate reflection there are no accessories.
Juan Foster
To be truly "progressive", one of them would have been 10 years younger than the other and the relationship would have started when the youngest was 6 or 7 years old.
Christian Peterson
Ah, I remember that edit. From back when QC was entertaining edit fuel due to being bland yet simple graphics to work with, and hadn't quite yet aggravated me with its offending lunacy.
Liam Cooper
#2 and #3 are new to me. #2 is hilarious.
Wyatt Walker
Excellent
Matthew Walker
Didn't Jeph say he studied anatomy to get the muscles correct on that ponce's back?
Seems the end product of all his hard work and effort amounts to,
Connor Smith
$10 says this chick didn't actually check before posting this. Otherwise she'd see the utter decimation of channels she considers "Nazis" when restricted mode is enabled.
Alexander Ward
How do we know this isn't made up? It's not unlikely, but do you have some verification?
Thomas Williams
It was created here. It went through a few revisions. For example, the Dave Willis bit was added later.
Matthew Wilson
The tweet contains three wrongs, how about that.
Nathan Bailey
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Henry Hill
I don't keep up with youtube bullshit, but has Pewdiepie been banned yet?
Aaron Bennett
They're working on it. Once they get the CNN subscription service working they're basically dumping everyone who got them to where they are in the first place.
Jace Evans
Thank god, may he be purged in holy fire along with all the other e-celebs.
Noah Jones
It's a comic.
Oliver Russell
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Blake Gutierrez
I-is it implied lesbo robo sex occurred?
Ryder Cook
I thought that "hair" was just painted on in the first place. I didn't think the strands were actually real.
Luke Young
Ditto. I can't think of a reason why it would be mess-up-able.
Xavier Peterson
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Brandon Allen
The "hair" was painted on at first but then Jeph changed his mind.
Cooper Gray
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Luke Bailey
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Jeremiah Perry
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Henry Taylor
Ah, yes. Jeph's usual tactic of having a character appear in panel one and maintain the same position for the rest of the comic, completely silent until the final panel where he hits us with one of these zingers.
How could you *not* donate to this patreon?!
Tyler Harris
So what's her official name, now?
Diversity Faye? Fayniqua?
Zachary Gutierrez
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Liam Johnson
Both.
Henry Adams
We've taken to calling her Black Faye for the past number of strips.
Ayden Bell
Newfag beygond
Matthew Allen
It was absolutely made up. Editfag Prime made it and asked everyone with a twitter and facebook account to distribute it until Jeph stabbed himself in the feet. Every once in awhile I'll see it on another board and the disgust from most of the users is palpable.
Carter Perez
Prove it.
Jackson Moore
I always thought it was a nice touch to throw Willis under the bus as the guy who talked Jeph out of canon incest. Two fags with one stone.
Tyler Flores
That face never gets old. It's probably the best thing to come from the comic by far.
Jaxon White
I forget, which one is that? Is he the Loss guy, or is he the one with all the college degenerates sans Mary in it?
Christopher King
The Face never gets old.
Leo Butler
The latter. Buckley is the Loss guy.
Brody Nelson
kek'd at the third one
Oliver Davis
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Cooper Williams
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Blake Baker
I member you from a writefag tread a year ago. How are things, mane?
Jace Young
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Dominic Jackson
The fuck is going on with his hand in the last panel? It looks like a tiny mustant hand sprouted out of his left hand where his ring finger and pinky should be.
Blake Johnson
you know whats sad if Willis wasn't a retard he could have used this as a way to make becky a real person instead of a generic LESBIAN that does wacky LESBIAN things. here lemme break down how it should have gone.
i mean it writes itself but Gogdamn he just had to make her an obnoxious bitch and total LESBIAN.
Elijah Gomez
no new page today?
Brandon Wilson
To be fair, LESBEANS doing wacky LESBEAN things (or being spiteful) is pretty much their default behavior.
Anyone have that face as an easy-to-use template I can borrow I know someone posted it in a previous thread? I'm too shit with photoshop-type programs to make a good one myself.
Liam Foster
And you thought this character couldn't get any worse.
Eli Torres
I think the NEET girl is starting to transform into another Faye. We'll probably have an all-Faye female cast by the end of the year at this rate.
Carter Young
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Alexander Hall
Oh, good. If there's one thing that needs urgent porting to VR it's speeches by fat 40 year old butch women bitching about how no one wants to date them.
Eli Thomas
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Angel Roberts
uts awful and the fact Willis thinks its okay is part of why i dislike it. i mean i knew girls like that ya know in highschool they grew out of it by the time they got to college. the wacky antics that is not the lesbianism no no they went full butch.
Dominic Mitchell
I suppose I should clarify "wacky antics", since there's a line to be drawn between those that are hyper and those that are nuckin futs. The former can apply to many, regardless of orientation, and isn't necessarily bad. It's the latter that are generally lesbian, in my experience (high school -> college -> workforce), and I don't think any were butch. One I met in HS got off to having sex in church parking lots; while another I encountered in university alternated between extreme hyper-happiness and downright Hellish fury, with no gradient in between. The tamest I ever met are the ones at my current job: hypocritical and terrible work ethic, but capable of getting along with others I just wish they weren't management.
Something about Black Faye's nose just rubs me the wrong way.
I give it a couple weeks. Wonder if that no good forum has noticed the similarity yet, or if they ever will.
Isaiah Johnson
I'm still calling this damage control and a reaction to folks pointing out the hypocrisy of the strip.
Echo chambers only work so long as you sing their song, Jepphy-boy.
Lucas Stewart
4U
Jose Jackson
So I've been weeks since I last looked at the thread or comic… I was happy, and then I remembered, and had to come back…
Was the only thing I missed was a Jeph boner for the effeminate male baker?
Logan Diaz
Here's another Menstro. I still can't get over how neat she would be if handled by a competent writer.
I've been lurking the Mass Effect: Down Syndromeda thread over on Holla Forums, and it's been a laugh riot for three days straight. I can't help but see a parallel between ME:A and the sci-fi bits of QC. I can see all these really neat bits and pieces that should be the recipe for something great, but the way those bits are assembled and implemented is so impossibly inept that there's no realistic way to salvage it.
I've been okay, mang. I don't recall posting in any of the writefag threads, but I know we had a writefag chilling out in here for a while. Was that you?
Yo, , you still around? I bullied as requested, but never heard anything back. I'm curious to see where that illustration goes.
Isaac Fisher
add defect: diarrhea is like a perfect example of how far bioware and vidya and media as a whole have declined on a downward spiral due to libshit retardation
Gabriel Reed
You can draw even more parallels if you look at their rushed, unfinished nature. Both of them don't have any excuse for it, too.
Nathaniel Johnson
Correction: a Jeph sexual harassment boner for the effeminate male baker.
Besides that, yes, the comic continues at its usual glacial pace. I'm amazed he can have so much output while achieving so little in terms of progression. It's like a modern Garfield.
Jayden Jackson
That's not even fair, Garfield is kino on pulp paper.
Evan Moore
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Benjamin Gray
ah, so it is as expected. Nothing missed whatsoever
Nathaniel Thompson
That's QC in a nutshell, Satan.
James Roberts
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Juan Bailey
An illustrator who can't draw buys a $100+ pen.
Adrian Martin
Might as well use a Bic ballpoint with lines like those Jeph.
Jack Johnson
That… Looks fucking awful. I think his fans should be made to wear badges in public so they can be identified and treated with the disdain they deserve.
John Butler
dat Pen Privilege Well he is, by definition, a hipster (among other, more petty, things). Of course he's gunna get the shit he thinks all the "cool and legit" artists would use, regardless if he even has the skill or desire to learn how to use them properly. Kinda reminds me of those kids who thought buying Alienware, and alienware accessories, made them l33t gamerz or some shit.
Sheeeiit, for what he's using it for, he could have just gone to fucking Walmart and got a couple nice pens for like $5. Shit mang, his pen doesn't even have that rubber material thing that reduces the pressure on your fingers!
It wouldn't be Jeph without there being a fart joke in there somewhere.
Well, they do have a containment forum, of sorts.
Dominic Rivera
Jeph bought yet another tablet.
Julian Roberts
He really doesn't get it, does he?
Anthony Butler
Buys a new, more expensive hammer for his screws.
Sebastian Myers
Just when you thought the plot lines couldn't get any worse, now we get fan tier shipping between two characters the audiece doesn't care about.
Nolan Lee
I really wish Jeph would be consistent with how autistic this character is.
Carter Collins
why even live
Julian Peterson
I was about to bully you for using "Preposition" incorrectly, but apparently it can indeed be used as a synonym for "Proposition."
Jeremiah Collins
These threads can be quite educational, huh? It's not all just catharsis from the two-minutes hate towards Jeff Jacks.
Alexander Nelson
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Luke Hughes
So after Faye wastes a bunch of time she eventually does what she should have done in the first place: stick assembly arm bot into a spare robo suit.
And even the female robot is Faye-shaped.
David Lewis
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Benjamin Moore
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Joseph Howard
Putting his new investment to good use.
Jose Rivera
I wouldn't say it's two minutes of hate. For me, anyway, it's a reminder that I am not alone when surrounded by the fawning idiots praising the Emperor for how great his new clothes look.
Plus, we can actually take this shit-show and create something interesting from it. We did some good fucking work with that robot fighting ring arc and actually managed to get a decent story out of it despite Jeph's efforts to avoid it.
Kevin Turner
Some buffer you got Jeph when you can't put off QC for one day when you have four other things to do. I vote that just QC gets done and he sends "please be patient" emails to Willis and his publisher, plus a second "it'll be done when it's done" on Alice Grove.
Connor Brooks
Even if each thing takes an hour and a half, he's still not putting in a full day's work.
Levi Gonzalez
Sounds like what's going on with Paranatural today.
Kayden King
Jeph explains how Stella Got Her Nanomachines Back, but it isn't very satisfying.
Mason Moore
Doritos.
William Evans
I miss Penny Arcade.
Brandon Nelson
Well done.
Gavin Long
You're part of the problem.
Kayden Jenkins
Fuck off
Julian Torres
Yes there's probably paperwork involved.
Luis Reed
At least it's not the fucking coffee shop.
Cameron Miller
There's no reason for that sequence to be shown in "last 5 seconds" flashback instead of showing it as it happened.
You are correct, Jef.
Nathaniel Howard
It's because Jeph forgot about the nanomachines until someone on Twitter said, "What about the nanomachines?"
Dominic Taylor
Wait a minute! This makes no sense at all! Ardent was flying the ship!
And Jeph forgot to color in the space suit transparency in #3. And they're not even wearing the suits in the latest strip. What a panicked rush job. No wonder Jeph was so late. He's desperate to cover up his incompetence. Guy can't even plan out a 3 times per month strip.
Tyler Allen
I just noticed Ardent fucking around with the balls in the first strip, I guess before they put the suits on and took off. It's still shit-ass continuity and needlessly confusing. There's no reason whatsoever to jump back and forth between adjacent strips and within the same strip with Gavia having the suit on in a later panel. There's no storytelling aspect to this, just complexity for the sake of complexity. The takeoff strip is from February 5th, almost two months ago, and Jeph expects his readers to remember "Where's Waldo" level background happenings.
This also means Gavia was acting normally for a time and then suddenly exploded. This bullshit really needs explaining. She's also facing the wrong direction. I guess she could have turned but it just looks like sloppy continuity to me.
Jose Cruz
So, no-one thought to question what the balls were? And the resident experts just ignored them?
They knew exactly what the jew nose ship was, what the Hyperion-esque skinsuits were, how to fly the fucking thing but the balls were just ornaments safe to completely overlook and dismiss? Ok, Jeph. Story is as story does…
Also, I'm just noticing how much the treeship looks like a giant nutsack.
Cooper Wood
Benny Barcode was never good, you stupid faggot.
Robert Ross
That's who they're going to be asking for advice on how to start and run a business, so their robot repair thing is going to be portrayed as empty 95% of the time so employees can chat amongst themselves.
Thomas Young
At least four of the six characters in the room–and probably all six–know what the nanomachines are, what they do, and Gavia's relationship to them. If exploding was on the radar, shouldn't they have been alert to the fact? It's like military personnel ignoring weapons crates that have "WARNING: NUCLEAR MATERIAL" on them. And the balls look rather unique. You'd think characters would pause just like any normal person would upon finding something dangerous.
Given how ludicrously distraught Gavia was at losing the nanomachines, shouldn't she be jubilant or at least reacting in some way rather than just looking passive for several strips? The entire ship should have known about the nanomachines the moment Gavia laid eyes on them. She obviously can't control her emotions so her [non-]reaction is not credible. She's acted impulsive several times before so the referenced strips aren't a one-time thing.
This is the biggest problem with Alice Grove, more than the [non-]plot. The characters are inhuman and completely unrelatable. At least with QC you can see some of the characters existing in reality, even if they'd be unlikable. There isn't a single viable character in Alice Grove.
Jacob Sanders
Seriously?
Samuel Ramirez
Jeph thinks mortality rates are unimportant when evaluating the efficacy of heath care.
Jayden Smith
Doesn't the Library of Congress archives damn near everything?
Jose Gray
It doesn't take much to overwhelm Faye.
Blake Thomas
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Aiden Carter
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Anthony Miller
I thought this was a fucking edit with the blood shit, we usually edit menstrual blood products on the white board.
Leo Mitchell
You guys didn't disappoint.
Adrian Young
TL;DR: NANOMACHINES, SON
William Moore
considering she put about as much thought into starting business as jeph does into making the comic itself it isnt much of a surprise. all shit aside these are all good things to have in mind when starting a business ofg course jeph probably read it in some do it yourself book but still. i wonder when Faye is runnnng a successful robot reapair/building company if she'll build the rigs needed to end the world and jump start Alice Grove.
Nathaniel Kelly
"Yeah, he just shitposts on Twitter all day long, but somehow makes $9k/mo doing, at most, an hour of work a day." Gee, that wasn't hard at all.
Easton Allen
Yeah I'm sure "internet business" in an unheard of occupation. Jeph is stuck in 1995 in every single way.
Ryan Campbell
A man who doesn't pay close attention to finance, has no oversight, and has multiple semi anonymous revenue streams contributing to an ever changing gross monthly income. Could you ask for a better situation to skim from as an accountant?
Mason Smith
Don't forget the new fiance and what are likely ambiguous, percentage based payments to the ex. I wonder if Jeph realizes he's still supposed to pay US taxes as well as the Canadian ones.
Landon Campbell
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James Walker
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Eli Carter
How long ago in-universe was that strip? Not that I expect our friendly neighborhood knife sharpener to be consistent or anything, just curious really.
Ryder Foster
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Thomas Roberts
I can't stop giggling when I look at that last panel.
Luke Phillips
I'm going off memory, but I believe more than six months and less than twelve. That time frame is after the interns and before the time skip. An educated guess is that it's July or August and current day is somewhere around January or February.
Thomas Reed
That's one dank meme, old man.
These edits are fantastic, by the way.
Grayson Martin
Just remembered I have this. No idea if it was ever updated, but the guess of August was correct, at least according to this fan canon. Current day is clearly winter or early spring at the latest. There have probably been seasonal clues but I don't remember what they are at the moment.
Alexander Miller
I made the mistake of looking at the rightmost events first, and I thought that the 2900+ numbers were the established in comic year.
Then I looked left and realized that it was just the page numbers.
14 years to deliver 300 comics worth of content.
Jeremiah Cooper
Of course this would be overwhelming - she'll have to consider the possibility of using her own money.
But who am I kidding - she'll leech off Menstro.
Christian Reed
i was confused as to the purpose of this infographic then it made sense. QC has barely progressed a few months in universe i thought the time skip was a year or something. goddamn jeph stretched the uninteresting life of a group of hipsters out in such an awkward way. you know what i can forgive Alice grove a bit now jeph just got tired of being stuck in the same year for a decade and a half. assuming its 2006 2009 in QC is 25 years away barring larghe time skips.
Imagine it 25 more years of QC.
Daniel Williams
Just imagine what it will be like in 60 years when in-universe it reaches 2016 and Handstab starts doing anti-Trump strips.
Only kidding, he will have drunk/stabbed himself into the grave long before then.
David Phillips
No, the Redditors/Tumblr users who made it like it unironically. It's not an indictment, it's a shrine.
Adrian Hill
I'm sure he will have handed his legacy down to his wife's son by then. Given how incredibly liberal his hypothetical upbringing is I'm sure Tyrone Jaques Jr would rebel against his parents and use his father's creation to name the jew and redpill his Tumblr audience
Nathan Phillips
"Oh, you're going to rape me in the snow now? I guess that's new."
Jackson Campbell
Yes, Twitter, please hand over your business to a no name millennial hipster. I want to see the outcome of this.
Seriously, though, what's with these SJW "expert consultants"? A week or two ago faggot NEET Starcraft streamer Destiny was trying to offer "professional services" to lead animators.
Nathan Edwards
All problems can be fixed by professing the one true faith enough.
Charles Fisher
Weird. I'm pretty sure that infograph starts where Editfag Prime's run began.
Ayden Bennett
While that is fucking hilarious, I'm afraid I must point out to you that Jeph will never actually have children, what with his love for tranny-cock and everything.
Hudson Gomez
Oh shit, I misread that user's original post as Jeph having a black grandchild, not that he'd be cucked. My bad.
Owen Hall
I can only assume that Jeph's been getting pressure from his cult of fags fans that they want to see Faye mash her beef curtains against Menstro's stainless steel cooch.
Benjamin Sanders
This makes me irrationality happy.
As would a decent take on robot/human love, but I guess I'll have to open my copy of Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep instead.
Levi Harris
She's sitting in the snow to cool off from the last brutal raping.
Jaxson Murphy
I recall there was a decent take on one early on in Knight Run but like all couples in that series, it didn't end well for either party.
You mean Marten. She always leeches off Marten. It's practically QC tradition at this point.
Leo Collins
Jeph really just keeps upping the ante on boring. I fully expect a literally watching paint dry story arc in the future. Once upon a time I thought "Hanners gets a mole removed" was rock bottom. How wrong I was.
Leo Brown
Of course Tai didn't ask first. This is climbing without consent, which is basically robot rape.
Colton Howard
Nah, apparently rape = power + privilege or some shit, and Tai is a female lesbian, and thus a protected species. Robots in QC are a dime-a-dozen, make up a larger percentage of the population, and have been seen numerous times in positions of power. Therefore, it is Tai who has more authority here to claim the victim card. Though the argument could well be made, that Tai is in fact technically on-top (she's highest up, vertically), thus in a symbolic position of power, trying to exert her dominance above that of the passive Menstro, and what the fuck am I going on about, this comic is shit, these characters are shit, you anons are cool, I should be in bed hours ago, I have work in the morning.
Isaac Walker
Physical position isn't relevant when there's this much of a mass difference. Tai being on top is symbolic of her desire to retake her power from the oppressive party (Menstro) but she lacks the might or social authority to do so without calling on her mate (Dora) who is sympathetic to the provider (Marten) who feeds her opressor's mate (Faye). She could use this to leverage Faye into making Menstro back off, but that means she will have openly admitted to her weakness and magnified it four times (using Dora to make Marten make Faye make Menstro do something) and it might not work due to the unclear power orientation between Marten and Faye. This risk of magnifying weakness without reward will likely stay Tai's hand in this regard, meaning that she is forced to confront Menstro in a purely physical holy shit, I went to a dark place for a second there. It was like I could see the social justice tapestry in all its horrific eldritch glory, but I can only remember bits and pieces of it. Like my mind isn't built to withstand these kinds of mental gymnastics.
Gavin Davis
Maybe someone should remind Jeph that his robots are, allegedly, some sort of downtrodden underclass. And here he is with one of his fat, privileged characters literally objectifying Menstro by reducing it to no more than a static structure upon which to climb.
Cameron Gray
I know it isn't much to ask, but can he at least run his script through spellcheck before uploading it?
Benjamin Peterson
It's okay. You'd have been crucified within the first sentence for having mentioned that mass difference had more relevance than position. Simply put, you weren't Fat Accepting enough. You also wrote just like a straight white male, (I wonder when they're gunna add "working class" to that listed phrase) which means you are every buzzword imaginable, and no amount of logical arguments or apologies are gunna get you anywhere.