Halloween mask sales

except the electoral college

you'd be surprised. Video related.

note how the woman, wouldn't even shake hillary clintons hand, but would to donald. (this was at a dog parade….#whitepeoplethings)

Done and done

Answered the door to a kid dressed as Trump. No mask; he just wore a nice suit with a red tie, and had a blonde wig brushed into the God-Emperor's distinctive style. If there was any doubt as to who he was supposed to be, he greeted me with "Trump or Treat!"

I responded, "Mr. President!" and gave him a double candy dosage. He departed with a cheerful "make Halloween great again!"

From the heft of his pillowcase (which, incidentally, he'd sharpied a giant dollar sign on), I can't have been the only one who'd given him extra candy.

probably the best halloween story i've heard yet.