POO IN THE LOO PAJEET

So for Pajeets, taking a dump is a social event?

Wait, spacemen and astronauts don't poop in space?

No, you hold it in until you get to Earth. That's why being an astronaut is so hard, there are very few people with the ability to hold their poop for so long.

Lost my shit at this.
Figuratively, not literally. I poo in the loo.