Valerian and the City of A Thousand Planets

She's hot so she doesn't need to. I just want to jizz all over her eyebrows.

This is the white science fiction kino of this decade. It'll probably bomb at the box office because it wasn't """"diverse"""" enough (for (((critics))) who will give it a bad score).

cara looks like an abbo

No she doesn't.

> It'll probably bomb at the box office because it wasn't """"diverse"""" enough (for (((critics))) who will give it a bad score).
Nope. It will bomb because they say it's another Fifth Element, while everyone with half a brain can clearly see that it isn't. Also the female lead is not even an actress…

I thought this shit released like a year ago

Get rid of the lanky bitch in the center of that second photo and leave the two robosluts to either side in. Then we're talking.

That was Jupiter Ascending

Using a review that actually talks about the film is better than using the score

I'm not sure the female lead is even female.

Pleb american ((( reviewers ))) shitting on superior Euro sci-fi. Notice that leads are both h'white.