Alright Holla Forums you have just become to leader of the soviet union after khrushchev

That was kinda Khruschev's thing which has killed off USSR in the end. Except without "democracy".

Turn the entire USSR into a gulag, put all funding towards invading other countries to expand the gulag and use nuclear weapons aggressively so that the ayylmaos will come to aid us.

1. Orchestrate an elaborate fake collapse of the USSR, have the leadership go underground while a new puppet regieme becomes the face of 'Russia'

2. Wait for the whole cold war thing to blow over, and for the western powers to begin nuclear disarmament

3. Launch surprise all-out nuclear attack against the enemies of the people

This would actually be brilliant, assuming the western powers actually disarmed.

Transition to market socialism with worker ownership, apologize to Tito for being a prick to him.

Start easing social authority as the economy improves. If the system works well, porky propaganda will be feckless.

Excommunicate Mao and the DPRK. They can fend for themselves.

Send in troops to nations in need of revolution, not just supplies. They can just have they latter if they refuse the former though.

basically marxists.org/reference/archive/stalin/works/1951/economic-problems/

no, it's clearly not.

I take a poll and shoot everyone that doesn't identify with america

then ship in mass quanities of chinese women

THEN THE FINAL STEP… IN MY MASTER PLAN

I round up every single fucking warlord from Africa and put them in a think tank to discuss collectivization reforms

Push cybernetics, building of a Internet and connecting all production to new GOSPLAN supercomputers that coordinate production (basically a far more ambitious Project Cybersyn) and expand this Internet to the Comecon nations.

Reform Comecon, fuck Socialism in one country and plan across the Comecon along with working to reduce the border restriction between the Comecon nations. Work on bringing Yugoslavia, Albania, China and North Korea into the Comecon.

Put more emphasis on raising living standards including more environmental considerations near urban areas and reducing the average work week. Along with working to raise the living standards of the 3rd world that aligns with the Soviet block including bailing Ghana out of all its debt to the west if it joins the Comecon and link the Pan-African movement with the Soviet block.

Nuke the planet. It's the only way to be sure.