In what order will these corps die?

I'm autistic but how does this monster look fashionable?

you have that ugly bar on the top that will cut of your content hell xiaomi samsung and other near bezel less displays at least were smart enough to keep small bezels that doesn't cut your display on 2 sides.

It has more to do with the fact that Bill Gates already came from a rich banking family.

I had to doublecheck if that is a real pic. Yeah that top bar is fugly.
"Fashionable", with air quotes. The macbook pro model with the touchbar, is gimmicky and I've seen a few macfags recommending to skip buying that model. Doesn't stop other macfags from unironically saying "it's still very advanced, and who cares about ports how many ports do you need anyway". It's a fashion accesory for a lot of that segment.

ha yeah didn't see the air quotes.

talking about gimmicks that macbook touch bar was implemented because they don't know how to add a touchscreen to their macOS?

I would not be surprised if that was what happened.

They don't do it because it's a shit idea. Do you really want another Windows 10-style 'let's cripple the UI for 99% of users to support a few retards'?

Now you got me thinking. I wonder how many applefags will buy a keyboardless laptop that is basically nothing more than an Iphone with only 1 proprietary port, a bigger screen and bigger battery. Priced at double that of a macbook pro.

Not an Ipad pro, but a laptop, where the keyboard would be it would just be a smooth surface with an apple logo on it. It does have a multifunction use though, it's the on and off switch, the home key, it glows as an on off indicator, and everytime the user turns it on it syncs all your apple devices and accounts and asks if you wish to donate to an Apple approved charity.

You got me there.

Facebook will fail due to inability to cope with vast advertising fraud and the increasingly undesirable demographics displacing former core markets (white flight), but by the time that happens Zuckerberg's portfolio of acquisitions will be diversified enough that it'll barely register as a blip on his bottom line.
Microsoft is going to massively cut jobs as they transition into maintenance mode with Windows 10 as their final platform, and then they'll fizzle out over the next 10-20 years like Sun.
Google/Alphabet will continue as a megacorp unless it gets broken up like AT&T in 1982.
Apple isn't a corporation, it's a religion that prints money.

That doesn't apply here