ITT: Holla Forums sings me "Happy Birthday!
God, i'm so lonely
Today is my birthday
Sebastian Young
Brayden Morris
How old did you become
Kayden Perry
31
Ian Torres
sry, user. didn't realize how srs of a birthday this was. thought of hitting 30 scares the shit outta me,. will delete my shitpost
Jacob Lewis
i seriously thought i would be on a differnt kind of lifestyle, when i reached 30's.
Samuel Harris
happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear user happy birthday to you
blow out the candles and then your asshole faggot
Carson Brooks
I'm 45 and still hanging around these stupid places. You literally are here forever.
Julian Wood
thanks for the laugh
Kevin Kelly
Happy birthday OP. I hope you destroy your enemies.
Xavier Adams
so where are you at in life right now, OP? unemployed, NEET? any future prospects? what's life looking like for you?
Jackson Cruz
Henry Hughes
Have a log on me
Samuel Flores
They will go down with me, user. Thanks
NEET fag and let me tell you. A candle is brighter than my future, at this moment. No jobs and the thing is looking bad. I think i will have to migrate to another country.
David Jenkins
If only anyone who gift me a rope
Cameron Cruz
Will you just fuck off already posting shit, id rather have the spiderman spamer than you
Chase Lewis
I’m the same guy
Dylan Perez
This.
GET OFF MY THREAD, SCATFAG!
Hunter Gutierrez
...
William Moore
reee
Isaiah Morris
why would anyone eat shit
Logan Hall
when is the last time you were employed (if ever)? any school? do you get NEETbux like SSDI or you leeching off your fam?
you don't gotta answer any of those if you don't want im just curious. why do you think you have to migrate? because future prospects look so grim? you can definitely get employed somewhere, so i wouldn't catastrophe that bit tbh
Lucas Morgan
the texture/pallet cleansing qualities of it go nice in between 4-course vegan dinners
Logan Rodriguez
it's a sexual fetish, dumbass
Cameron Martin
No dude its just branlet cuming at the sight of terror
Andrew Phillips
Are you seriously?
Post me spider memes in quick sucsesion to prove
Jackson Powell
t. dataminer
Nicholas Mitchell
my last job was last year, answering phones in the City Hall. That only lasted 9 months, and since i've been a cripple all my life, im currently on SSDI. Dude, in my country no one gets jobs, unless you know someone that can pull some stringd for you. And since i dont have any aquaintances with that super power, im fucked. So, i'm thinking Spain or Swtizerland