I mean there has to be some Holla Forumsack behind the scenes there shitposting right?
Why bother making this a Jumanji sequel if you are just going to throw them in the jungle and turn it into an action adventure? Couldn't they com up with something better or make it more like the original in which to life in the real world not you get sucked into a magical whimsical world full of adventure and super powers. What the fuck is wrong with Hollywood? These fucking jews better step up their game or the Asians are going to become THE moviemakers.
Camden Peterson
I mean there has to be some Holla Forumsack behind the scenes there shitposting right?
Why bother making this a Jumanji sequel if you are just going to throw them in the jungle and turn it into an action adventure? Couldn't they com up with something better or make it more like the original in which to life in the real world not you get sucked into a magical whimsical world full of adventure and super powers. What the fuck is wrong with Hollywood? These fucking jews better step up their game or the Asians are going to become THE moviemakers.
Isaiah Ward
Shes a better Lara Croft than current year Lara croft.
Jack Moore
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Tyler Lopez
There was a spiritual sequel called Zathura in 2005. Similar premise but in space. I thought it was alright.
This though looks like a modern adaptation in the worst way. Turn a board game into a video game. Teens transform into avatars of adults with wrong race or gender transported into the world of Jumanji so you really don't need to care about the kid characters anymore. Action packed with forced comedy where they'll probably try to cram a lesson in it. They also just really picked actors they think would be popular instead of if they would fit in the story together. This feels like Goosebumps movie or Land of the Lost movie with Will Ferrell all over again.
Also, the only reason they titled it that way is so they could get that Guns n' Roses song "Welcome to the Jungle", which they used in the trailer. There was no possible reason for that subtitle other than to have an excuse to license the song for the movie.
Oliver Torres
didn't they already make this movie
Logan Edwards
This star wars, jurassic park, spiderman, wonder woman, ghost in the shell, kong skull island, KEK all shit
Christopher Watson
she's a dishonest actor who does capeshit and shitflicks whats so hard to understand
Camden Hill
needs more maisie tbh
Dominic Taylor
I hope your death is soon and I hope it is unbarably long and painful.
