Prove Me Wrong

Jeremiah Turner
Jeremiah Turner

Prove this statement wrong

Protip: You will be unable to!

Cooper Wright
Cooper Wright

I know for a fact, that after a large bowel-empying shit, that has been brewing for hours, my mind feels so much clearer.

Alexander Phillips
Alexander Phillips

Has anyone evr tried the wonderful cleansing experience of a pre-bedtime enema? (((da​tamin​ing)))

James Peterson
James Peterson

Genital warts are a sexually transmitted infection caused by certain types of human papillomavirus (HPV). They are generally pink in color and project out from the surface of the skin. Usually they cause few symptoms, but can occasionally be painful.Typically they appear one to eight months following exposure. Warts are the most easily recognized symptom of genital HPV infection.

HPV types 6 and 11 are the typical cause of genital warts. It is spread through direct skin-to-skin contact, usually during oral, genital, or anal sex with an infected partner. Diagnosis is generally based on symptoms and can be confirmed by biopsy. The types of HPV that cause cancer are not the same as those that cause warts.

Some HPV vaccines can prevent genital warts as may condoms. Treatment options include creams such as podophyllin, imiquimod, and trichloroacetic acid. Cryotherapy or surgery may also be an option. After treatment warts often resolve within 6 months. Without treatment, in up to a third of cases they resolve on their own.

About 1% of people in the United States have genital warts. Many people, however, are infected and do not have symptoms. Without vaccination nearly all sexually active people will get some type of HPV at one point in their lives. The disease has been known at least since the time of Hippocrates in 300 BC..

Asher Brooks
Asher Brooks

A Big Poo and Genital Warts have nothing in common, retarded fool.
Nice pasta, tho.

Jayden Lewis
Jayden Lewis

You take a big poo on your boss's daughter's head
she starts crying
boss walks in
you go to jail and get ass raped
only way that's better is if your a fag

Jordan Flores
Jordan Flores

Nice! I'd love to be that girl! Shit on my head… go on - do it.

Thomas Sanders
Thomas Sanders

dayum bra!

Isaac Rivera
Isaac Rivera

Not if you've got hemorrhoids, you don't :^)
t. knower

Jose Parker
Jose Parker

t. dys

Luis Moore
Luis Moore

SAGE!

Cameron Foster
Cameron Foster

Prove this statement wrong

It doesn't contain a verb, and thus is not a statement at all, but rather a mere group of words with no meaning. However, it claims meaning by virtue of it claiming to be a statement. Since its claim has been shown to be untrue, it is therefore wrong. QED

Levi Allen
Levi Allen

Do you know what we do with Gramma Nazis here at Holla Forums? (((da​tamin​ing)))

Juan Martin
Juan Martin

We encourage them to do a big poo?

Lucas White
Lucas White

Spell grammar wrong to trigger them?

Sebastian Moore
Sebastian Moore

Hey OP… I think you're onto something…

I've drunk nothing but filtered water all day today… I just landed one of the largest and most satisfying turds of my year so far! Just eased out of my butt so easily. Plus I feel so much more refeshed vitalized as a result of the shit tbh. It's like waking up after a long nap - you feel energized, alive, refoccused. I can't explain it. But yeah - a bit shit really makes thing feel somehow clearer in my head.

Dominic Ortiz
Dominic Ortiz

Having massive diarrhoea is no fun… but it still feels fucking better out than in.

Brandon Jenkins
Brandon Jenkins

You are gay for being reverse assfucked, faggot.

Thomas Williams
Thomas Williams

So… what you are saying is… having a big poo is gay, because you are assraping yourself in reverse?

Isaac Hughes
Isaac Hughes

It's Sunday, so I guess I must go and confess that I enjoy the relief of landing a massive turd, also. I am not ashamed of it, but I know the Bible considers shit to be unholy.

Luke Thomas
Luke Thomas

Taking a huge relieving shit after a good meal is natural, wholesome, and good for you.

Easton Hill
Easton Hill

My last bowel motion was watery, tinged red with blood, and smelt disgusting

Just another day browsing Holla Forums, basically

Parker Robinson
Parker Robinson

Sounds like you might have
1] bowel cancer
2] colitus
3] IBD

Dylan Ward
Dylan Ward

That's some heavy trips u got there fam

Evan Sanders
Evan Sanders

I haven't landed a shit in three days now, and I'm scared as to what is coming… I'm normally a 'once-a-day' person, you know?
Any tips or hints?
Thanks

Jackson Watson
Jackson Watson

You bastards! I shat myself in 'an explosion'! I hope you're all satisfied with yourselves, you fucktards - not Rin.

Xavier Hernandez
Xavier Hernandez

I dropped a massive fart in bed this morning (unintentionally), just as the alarm went off - the misses slapped me, the stench was seriously that revolting.

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

I wish I had a little plastic Barbie doll that slapped me awake each morning, user

Christian Powell
Christian Powell

You know, I just simple CANNOT devalue OP's stement tbh

Jace Gonzalez
Jace Gonzalez

I just landed a fucking MASSIVE turd… anyone wanna see pics?

Camden Miller
Camden Miller

No. No, thank you. I have enough shit of my own to deal with…

Mason Morris
Mason Morris

Who doesn't savour the thick malty taste of a good hot cup of shit?

Landon Peterson
Landon Peterson

Why does that bring that scene from Austin Powers to mind? Erk

John Stewart
John Stewart

is that the whole "It's poo, Austin!" thing? When he drinks Fat Bastard's shit, thinking it's coffee?

Thomas Wilson
Thomas Wilson

iIs true, though. Life feels a whole lot better after a big poo.

Easton Martin
Easton Martin

just had a big poo, my mind is still in chaos.
that might just be anecdotal though.

Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez

Maybe you shouldn't have smeared your shit all over you face afterwards tho, user? Do you think that may have something to do with your feelings?

Cameron Williams
Cameron Williams

Quiz Time:
Preparation H or Ice ?

Jackson Wood
Jackson Wood

What about Preparation H that's been kept in the fridge/freezer? Does that count?

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

Something i was thinking about, laying in bed at 3 in the morning… do sandniggers shit sand?

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

That's fucking deep user… waay too deep for this time of day

Luis Brown
Luis Brown

Only if they have a high daily intake from licking Mohammed's butt, basically.

Sebastian Jackson
Sebastian Jackson

What a truly nasty piece of work
Lord Jeebus have mercy

Robert Roberts
Robert Roberts

Why do you faggots keep bumping this thread?

Hunter Powell
Hunter Powell

You just did it yourself

Is that what they call… irony?

Ryder Hill
Ryder Hill

Ouch
edgy
burn

Jason Nelson
Jason Nelson

The last shit I took was about 3 hours ago, and my ring is still convulsing wildy as a result.

Evan Gonzalez
Evan Gonzalez

Does anyone else do a shit first thing in the morning, when they get up? What time of day do you usually land a dump?

Ethan Sullivan
Ethan Sullivan

I dread my shits. There's always a piece of it that doesn't come out, and I end up writing an epic poem on a never-ending roll of toilet paper with a brown crayon stuck in my anus. I question existence itself in my bloody, mucousy 45 minute wipe seshes .. it's horrible and I would do anything to never dump again.. I leave the toilet feeling confused and ashamed and worried that I smell like fecal matter or that I'm seeping unwiped dung from my rectum.

Fuck pooping

Isaiah Bell
Isaiah Bell

fucking dick barnacles suck maen. medicine is expensive too.

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Grayson Wright
Grayson Wright

BOOM

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Elijah Ortiz
Elijah Ortiz

Then Nair your ass I wonder the same thing sometimes but looks like you got it harrier then me

Ayden Young
Ayden Young

Try more fiber in your diet, user!

I experienced a classic Holla Forums moment tgis afternoon, walking home from the shops.. just one block rom my front door I shat myself, with watery dhiarreorah running down my legs and into my shoes. There was nothing I could do about it, apart from walk home that last fucking block, until I could get home and shower myself off.
I hate having a bowel disease.

Leo Evans
Leo Evans

Way TOO much fiber in yours perhaps, user?

Jackson Turner
Jackson Turner

I bet those shoes too pride of place atp your head, didn't they, user? Come on, you can admit it… you took a big whiff, didn't you, you sick fuck?

Liam Cruz
Liam Cruz

Thanks so very much, Holla Forums, you sick bunch of fucktards… thanks to you, I'm currently sitting in my pants, which also hold a load of shit. Yup, because of you, I shat myself again.

But… it feels a lot better out than in tbh.

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

Just a quick question… is it OK if I fling my poo over the fence at that annoying barking dog next door?

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Tyler Brown
Tyler Brown

Why yes, that is quite acceptable, in the most conservative Western society.

Matthew Russell
Matthew Russell

Literally not true. Try having diareahh for like the 5th time in a day and not being able to touch your ass with the softest of toilet papers without it feeling like razor blades. This is true agony, and disproves what you said.

Asher Sanchez
Asher Sanchez

They never told us about having "Nappy Rash" as adults, huh? And no, no daiper fag tbh

Jeremiah Anderson
Jeremiah Anderson

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Oliver Wood
Oliver Wood

Now THIS is satisfying!
Disgustingly-so!
Thank you, user, a fellow ass-sniffing fucker.

Ayden Torres
Ayden Torres

Who keeps posting and bumping this shitty thread (no pun intended). I am one of the very-few highly-intelligent AND VERBOSE POSTERS ON Holla Forums THAT ARE LEFT, AND i BEGIN TO ASCERTAIN THE LEVEL OF LESSENED DEPRAVITY THAT PREVAILS AMONGST SUCH A POOR SAMPLE OF HUMANITY AS THIS.

Brody Baker
Brody Baker

Hmm… yes. Quite well said there indeed, sir.

It appears that the OP has begun to frequently bump this thread which is predominately filled with faggots and sexual deviants that have been extremely desensitised to regular pornography through compulsive masturbation and now they need to get their dopamine high from disgusting filth like this, I fear for humanity.

Dylan Parker
Dylan Parker

disgusting filth
Nice.
Well spoken, my furry friend.
Or, should I address you as a "Brony", instead?

Ryder Nelson
Ryder Nelson

Oh shit, user is onto us!

Sebastian Walker
Sebastian Walker

Bronys are into fecal stuff? Aren't they fucked up enough as it is?

Daniel James
Daniel James

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Noah Ward
Noah Ward

DIRECT DATAMINING THREAD, OPEN YOUR EYES ANONS

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Carson Clark
Carson Clark

I have to agree with OP… I really did feel a whole lot better after a big poo today.

Adam Nelson
Adam Nelson

This is the most prolonged thread over the past few weeks tbh
Prove me wrong.
Oh yeah, altho I had a short case of the squirts earlier, I really do feel better after a big poo. "Better out than IN", and all that.

Bentley Hall
Bentley Hall

Shit yeah (so to speak…) better out than in

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

I'm finding a new daily habit is working wonders for me… just before bedtime, I self-apply a healthy dose of saline enema - always leaves one feels refreshed, and a good nights sleep ensures.

Bentley Hernandez
Bentley Hernandez

saline enema
I… uuh… I don't know what to say…?

Jaxson Robinson
Jaxson Robinson

it's not a statement, it's an imperative.

there.

Colton Torres
Colton Torres

it feels even better if you use a saturated solution.

Ryder Jones
Ryder Jones

Who gives a shit
Since there is not too many who feel the need to take ownership most would give a shit to anyone who wants it. The issue is how it would be given and take to much of an effort to complete such a task

Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

I think you're putting way too much thought into a natural bodily function?

I mean, when was the last time you went to eat lunch at a resteraunt, suddenly felt ill, rushed to the bathroom, but even before you could reach the toilet door, you began to shit yourself… by the time you get the to stall, straight liquid brown is pouring down your leg, onto your shoes and socks, and pooling on the floor… then as you finally make it tot he toilet, the sight and stench combine to make you empty the contents of your stomach [your freshly-digested lunch] right on top of it… so, there you are, stuck in a toilet stall in a resteraunt, a pool of watery shit and fresh vomit on the floor in front of you, and your shorts soaked and dripping with fresh watery shit.

I wish i was making this up, I really do… but this was my day today.

Carson Lopez
Carson Lopez

Whose life exactly? Her's, yours, mine, or a strangers?
Life is shit no matter how much crap you expel.

Josiah Carter
Josiah Carter

Shit is life tbh

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

Depends on how you look at it
When the depression strikes, it's hard to see thru the shit
When you're feeling clear and positive, it feels much easier to sidestep the shit.

That's about as much homespun philosophy I am capable of today.
Thanks for listening.
Please collect your homework assigment papers on the way out.

Colton Powell
Colton Powell

wat
*unzips dick*

Caleb Cruz
Caleb Cruz

I prefer a good cleansing enema tbh

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

I know my landlord loves the smell of my poo

Ethan Brown
Ethan Brown

You sound like you have a fairly tolerant landlord, user, considering how much shit all your frineds have to put up with from you

Thomas White
Thomas White

Satan knows his shit, apparently.

Xavier Moore
Xavier Moore

The more times I see this shitty thread, the worse looking the girl in the pic gets.

Dylan Phillips
Dylan Phillips

Trips

Joseph Russell
Joseph Russell

One off
Sorry, shitty user
May your bowels always be free of corn

Jack Morales
Jack Morales

Sometimes tho, I have to wonder

John Sanchez
John Sanchez

Why does my poo turn black after I have iron suppliment tablets? Does this mean my poop is rusting or something? Pls help.

Oliver Thompson
Oliver Thompson

You should stop eating Nigger iron lifters, faggot

Jose Lopez
Jose Lopez

<people still respond to this garbage thread

Juan Carter
Juan Carter

Just like you did, pooper

Aaron Gomez
Aaron Gomez

Is this shitty thread still going? this must be some sort of record on Holla Forums, surely? How long now… let me check… THREE weeks ago, and still going! That's fucking amazeballs!!!

Adam King
Adam King

i get very cold after big poos :((

Hudson Bennett
Hudson Bennett

Its literally OP. The faggot has been bumping this thread for three weeks.

Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray

I highly suggest a bleach enema

Ian Morales
Ian Morales

Lets see how long we can keep the cancer alive

David Nelson
David Nelson

That sounds somewhat… intreging to me, user…

Gavin Bennett
Gavin Bennett

I've beached my anus before, but I've never wanted to try a bleach enema… until now.

Carson Peterson
Carson Peterson

too easy. as the big poo proceeds it suddenly explodes into 99% diarrhea and 100% spasms of pain. you realize it is oozing across your ass cheeks and genitals. some has even escaped the toilet and is sliding down your legs. moments later, as the final few anal convulsions fade, you ponder life and your empty roll of TP.

Gavin Morgan
Gavin Morgan

That's… that's fucking intense, user…

Henry Thomas
Henry Thomas

I swear to god, bump this thread one more time

Isaac Johnson
Isaac Johnson

literally all me,btw

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Aiden Gutierrez
Aiden Gutierrez

Wow… that's…

Cameron Murphy
Cameron Murphy

My last turd looked about the same shape and size as Florida tbh

Aaron Collins
Aaron Collins

Pretty impressive, I know

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Nathaniel Wood
Nathaniel Wood

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Leo Ortiz
Leo Ortiz

What chunks would you prefer in your turd:
Carrots or
Corn?

Benjamin Perez
Benjamin Perez

CELEBRATE WITH ME TODAY, Holla Forums!!!

Instead of shitting a] in my pants, or b] on the floor…

I ACTUALLY SHAT IN THE TOILET TODAY!

Leo Clark
Leo Clark

not if you have to eat it

Jaxson Foster
Jaxson Foster

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Mason Carter
Mason Carter

Sounds more like you are trying to find an identity via social validation online.

Jaxon Jackson
Jaxon Jackson

social validation online
No no, I think user was just happy that he didn't shit himself tbh

Gabriel Parker
Gabriel Parker

fair enuff
good call too, tbh

Connor Powell
Connor Powell

Please stop bumping this tread!

Austin Gonzalez
Austin Gonzalez

ok

Gavin Wright
Gavin Wright

You know whats' great about being a turd?

Brody Anderson
Brody Anderson

You will be unable to!
But am I going to, though?

Ayden Moore
Ayden Moore

You just did.
By your direct participation in this thread, you have confirmed OP's original thesis.