Prove Me Wrong

Prove this statement wrong

Protip: You will be unable to!

I know for a fact, that after a large bowel-empying shit, that has been brewing for hours, my mind feels so much clearer.

Has anyone evr tried the wonderful cleansing experience of a pre-bedtime enema? (((da​tamin​ing)))

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HPV types 6 and 11 are the typical cause of genital warts. It is spread through direct skin-to-skin contact, usually during oral, genital, or anal sex with an infected partner. Diagnosis is generally based on symptoms and can be confirmed by biopsy. The types of HPV that cause cancer are not the same as those that cause warts.

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About 1% of people in the United States have genital warts. Many people, however, are infected and do not have symptoms. Without vaccination nearly all sexually active people will get some type of HPV at one point in their lives. The disease has been known at least since the time of Hippocrates in 300 BC..

A Big Poo and Genital Warts have nothing in common, retarded fool.
Nice pasta, tho.

only way that's better is if your a fag

Nice! I'd love to be that girl! Shit on my head… go on - do it.

dayum bra!

Not if you've got hemorrhoids, you don't :^)
t. knower

t. dys

SAGE!

It doesn't contain a verb, and thus is not a statement at all, but rather a mere group of words with no meaning. However, it claims meaning by virtue of it claiming to be a statement. Since its claim has been shown to be untrue, it is therefore wrong. QED

Do you know what we do with Gramma Nazis here at Holla Forums? (((da​tamin​ing)))

We encourage them to do a big poo?

Spell grammar wrong to trigger them?

Hey OP… I think you're onto something…

I've drunk nothing but filtered water all day today… I just landed one of the largest and most satisfying turds of my year so far! Just eased out of my butt so easily. Plus I feel so much more refeshed vitalized as a result of the shit tbh. It's like waking up after a long nap - you feel energized, alive, refoccused. I can't explain it. But yeah - a bit shit really makes thing feel somehow clearer in my head.

Having massive diarrhoea is no fun… but it still feels fucking better out than in.

You are gay for being reverse assfucked, faggot.

So… what you are saying is… having a big poo is gay, because you are assraping yourself in reverse?

It's Sunday, so I guess I must go and confess that I enjoy the relief of landing a massive turd, also. I am not ashamed of it, but I know the Bible considers shit to be unholy.

Taking a huge relieving shit after a good meal is natural, wholesome, and good for you.

My last bowel motion was watery, tinged red with blood, and smelt disgusting

Just another day browsing Holla Forums, basically

Sounds like you might have
1] bowel cancer
2] colitus
3] IBD

That's some heavy trips u got there fam

I haven't landed a shit in three days now, and I'm scared as to what is coming… I'm normally a 'once-a-day' person, you know?
Any tips or hints?
Thanks

You bastards! I shat myself in 'an explosion'! I hope you're all satisfied with yourselves, you fucktards - not Rin.

I dropped a massive fart in bed this morning (unintentionally), just as the alarm went off - the misses slapped me, the stench was seriously that revolting.

I wish I had a little plastic Barbie doll that slapped me awake each morning, user

You know, I just simple CANNOT devalue OP's stement tbh

I just landed a fucking MASSIVE turd… anyone wanna see pics?

No. No, thank you. I have enough shit of my own to deal with…

Who doesn't savour the thick malty taste of a good hot cup of shit?

Why does that bring that scene from Austin Powers to mind? Erk

is that the whole "It's poo, Austin!" thing? When he drinks Fat Bastard's shit, thinking it's coffee?

iIs true, though. Life feels a whole lot better after a big poo.

just had a big poo, my mind is still in chaos.
that might just be anecdotal though.

Maybe you shouldn't have smeared your shit all over you face afterwards tho, user? Do you think that may have something to do with your feelings?

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Quiz Time:
Preparation H or Ice ?

What about Preparation H that's been kept in the fridge/freezer? Does that count?

Something i was thinking about, laying in bed at 3 in the morning… do sandniggers shit sand?

That's fucking deep user… waay too deep for this time of day

Only if they have a high daily intake from licking Mohammed's butt, basically.

What a truly nasty piece of work
Lord Jeebus have mercy

Why do you faggots keep bumping this thread?

You just did it yourself

Is that what they call… irony?

Ouch
edgy
burn

The last shit I took was about 3 hours ago, and my ring is still convulsing wildy as a result.

Does anyone else do a shit first thing in the morning, when they get up? What time of day do you usually land a dump?

I dread my shits. There's always a piece of it that doesn't come out, and I end up writing an epic poem on a never-ending roll of toilet paper with a brown crayon stuck in my anus. I question existence itself in my bloody, mucousy 45 minute wipe seshes .. it's horrible and I would do anything to never dump again.. I leave the toilet feeling confused and ashamed and worried that I smell like fecal matter or that I'm seeping unwiped dung from my rectum.

Fuck pooping

fucking dick barnacles suck maen. medicine is expensive too.

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BOOM

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Then Nair your ass I wonder the same thing sometimes but looks like you got it harrier then me

Try more fiber in your diet, user!

I experienced a classic Holla Forums moment tgis afternoon, walking home from the shops.. just one block rom my front door I shat myself, with watery dhiarreorah running down my legs and into my shoes. There was nothing I could do about it, apart from walk home that last fucking block, until I could get home and shower myself off.
I hate having a bowel disease.

Way TOO much fiber in yours perhaps, user?

I bet those shoes too pride of place atp your head, didn't they, user? Come on, you can admit it… you took a big whiff, didn't you, you sick fuck?

Thanks so very much, Holla Forums, you sick bunch of fucktards… thanks to you, I'm currently sitting in my pants, which also hold a load of shit. Yup, because of you, I shat myself again.

But… it feels a lot better out than in tbh.

Just a quick question… is it OK if I fling my poo over the fence at that annoying barking dog next door?

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Why yes, that is quite acceptable, in the most conservative Western society.

Literally not true. Try having diareahh for like the 5th time in a day and not being able to touch your ass with the softest of toilet papers without it feeling like razor blades. This is true agony, and disproves what you said.

They never told us about having "Nappy Rash" as adults, huh? And no, no daiper fag tbh

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Now THIS is satisfying!
Disgustingly-so!
Thank you, user, a fellow ass-sniffing fucker.

Who keeps posting and bumping this shitty thread (no pun intended). I am one of the very-few highly-intelligent AND VERBOSE POSTERS ON Holla Forums THAT ARE LEFT, AND i BEGIN TO ASCERTAIN THE LEVEL OF LESSENED DEPRAVITY THAT PREVAILS AMONGST SUCH A POOR SAMPLE OF HUMANITY AS THIS.

Hmm… yes. Quite well said there indeed, sir.

It appears that the OP has begun to frequently bump this thread which is predominately filled with faggots and sexual deviants that have been extremely desensitised to regular pornography through compulsive masturbation and now they need to get their dopamine high from disgusting filth like this, I fear for humanity.

Nice.
Well spoken, my furry friend.
Or, should I address you as a "Brony", instead?

Oh shit, user is onto us!

Bronys are into fecal stuff? Aren't they fucked up enough as it is?

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DIRECT DATAMINING THREAD, OPEN YOUR EYES ANONS

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I have to agree with OP… I really did feel a whole lot better after a big poo today.

This is the most prolonged thread over the past few weeks tbh
Prove me wrong.
Oh yeah, altho I had a short case of the squirts earlier, I really do feel better after a big poo. "Better out than IN", and all that.

Shit yeah (so to speak…) better out than in

I'm finding a new daily habit is working wonders for me… just before bedtime, I self-apply a healthy dose of saline enema - always leaves one feels refreshed, and a good nights sleep ensures.

I… uuh… I don't know what to say…?

it's not a statement, it's an imperative.

there.

it feels even better if you use a saturated solution.

Since there is not too many who feel the need to take ownership most would give a shit to anyone who wants it. The issue is how it would be given and take to much of an effort to complete such a task

I think you're putting way too much thought into a natural bodily function?

I mean, when was the last time you went to eat lunch at a resteraunt, suddenly felt ill, rushed to the bathroom, but even before you could reach the toilet door, you began to shit yourself… by the time you get the to stall, straight liquid brown is pouring down your leg, onto your shoes and socks, and pooling on the floor… then as you finally make it tot he toilet, the sight and stench combine to make you empty the contents of your stomach [your freshly-digested lunch] right on top of it… so, there you are, stuck in a toilet stall in a resteraunt, a pool of watery shit and fresh vomit on the floor in front of you, and your shorts soaked and dripping with fresh watery shit.

I wish i was making this up, I really do… but this was my day today.

Whose life exactly? Her's, yours, mine, or a strangers?
Life is shit no matter how much crap you expel.

Shit is life tbh

Depends on how you look at it
When the depression strikes, it's hard to see thru the shit
When you're feeling clear and positive, it feels much easier to sidestep the shit.

That's about as much homespun philosophy I am capable of today.
Thanks for listening.
Please collect your homework assigment papers on the way out.

wat
*unzips dick*

I prefer a good cleansing enema tbh

I know my landlord loves the smell of my poo

You sound like you have a fairly tolerant landlord, user, considering how much shit all your frineds have to put up with from you

Satan knows his shit, apparently.

The more times I see this shitty thread, the worse looking the girl in the pic gets.

Trips

One off
Sorry, shitty user
May your bowels always be free of corn

Sometimes tho, I have to wonder

Why does my poo turn black after I have iron suppliment tablets? Does this mean my poop is rusting or something? Pls help.

You should stop eating Nigger iron lifters, faggot

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Just like you did, pooper

Is this shitty thread still going? this must be some sort of record on Holla Forums, surely? How long now… let me check… THREE weeks ago, and still going! That's fucking amazeballs!!!

i get very cold after big poos :((

Its literally OP. The faggot has been bumping this thread for three weeks.

I highly suggest a bleach enema

Lets see how long we can keep the cancer alive

That sounds somewhat… intreging to me, user…

I've beached my anus before, but I've never wanted to try a bleach enema… until now.

too easy. as the big poo proceeds it suddenly explodes into 99% diarrhea and 100% spasms of pain. you realize it is oozing across your ass cheeks and genitals. some has even escaped the toilet and is sliding down your legs. moments later, as the final few anal convulsions fade, you ponder life and your empty roll of TP.

That's… that's fucking intense, user…

I swear to god, bump this thread one more time

literally all me,btw

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Wow… that's…

My last turd looked about the same shape and size as Florida tbh

Pretty impressive, I know

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What chunks would you prefer in your turd:
Carrots or
Corn?

CELEBRATE WITH ME TODAY, Holla Forums!!!

Instead of shitting a] in my pants, or b] on the floor…

I ACTUALLY SHAT IN THE TOILET TODAY!

not if you have to eat it

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Sounds more like you are trying to find an identity via social validation online.

No no, I think user was just happy that he didn't shit himself tbh

fair enuff
good call too, tbh

Please stop bumping this tread!

ok

You know whats' great about being a turd?