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Owen Richardson
Owen Richardson

find a flaw you idiots.

oh that's right, you can't

Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

too old

Oliver Flores
Oliver Flores

not a trap

Ryder Rogers
Ryder Rogers

two legs

Christian Wood
Christian Wood

two legs
Are you saying you like amputee girls or was that a proto attempt at
no hooves

Aiden Perry
Aiden Perry

not real blonde

Jordan Wood
Jordan Wood

Flawless

Matthew Martinez
Matthew Martinez

are you sure ?

Let's take a closer look

Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

The first thing I noticed was the disturbing angles of her nose, with a pig-style bulb at the end, and a bridge that can only be described as 'flawed as fuck'

Christian Perry
Christian Perry

Now let's count the moles on her face.

One… Two… Three… Four… Five…

FIVE so far… And I'm concerned that one or two of these may become precancerous as the years roll by…

tsk tsk tsk

Anthony Powell
Anthony Powell

Then there's the matter of the areas on her lips which seem to catch the light differently than the rest of her lips. Possible subcutaneous cellulitis

Jason Martinez
Jason Martinez

Her right eye has a section of it's lower lid that protrudes a little bit too high, and interferes with my ability to see the bottom of her iris, which is a huge flaw…

Then there's the matter of her two eyelashes that have clumped together from mascara

Jonathan Collins
Jonathan Collins

Which takes us to her left eye, with it's slightly shadowy area underneath, complete with a tear duct area that's simply too pronounced.

And WTF is the deal with her mascara clumping certain eyelashes together ? Didn't she realize this would be viewed as a major flaw?!!!

Eli Roberts
Eli Roberts

…..and I was trying to be polite by not mentioning this bizarre section of her left eyebrow, with it's two or three 'rogue hairs' that seem to have decided they want to flaw the entire eyebrow, having absolutely no regard for the face they're growing on

Kevin Hill
Kevin Hill

no feminine penis.

Oliver Jones
Oliver Jones

Glancing iver at her right eyebrow, we suddenly notice a disturbing area of her forehead directly above her eyebrow that appears too bright, like she was SO rude that she failed to hold her head at the correct angle to capture even lighting across her entire forehead.

Flawed, Flawed, Flawed

Adrian Sanchez
Adrian Sanchez

In this unsettling close-up, the blue arrow shows us a Rosey area where the neck meets the clavicle, while the green arrow shows a pale area of skin….

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but anybody with eyes will instantly beat nauseate by these two 'indention' dimple areas on the right side of her face

Hunter Perry
Hunter Perry

the width ratio of her filtrum is .07139 % too large on the X Axis

Michael Thomas
Michael Thomas

And please, don't make me count how many hairs are out of place up here…

Okay, I'll count them….

One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen….

God dammit

Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen….

REALLY ??!!!!

Nineteen, Twenty, Twenty One, Twenty Two, Twenty Three….

wow

Luke Gutierrez
Luke Gutierrez

Jesus fucking Christ !!!!

24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42….

REALLY ???!!!!!!………

43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57…..

this is some BULLSHIT !!!

58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65,…

Hudson Fisher
Hudson Fisher

Who the fuck does she think she is having this section of her shirt collar buckled with a wrinkle in it?…

Does she think having your shirt collar imperfect like this is acceptable?!!!

and GOD DAMMIT is that another mole on her neck ?!!!

WHAT THE FUCK ???

Eli Parker
Eli Parker

The only things that could possibly correct this many facial flaws would be plastic surgery, wish I would recommend she begin immediately

Angel Sanders
Angel Sanders

….she's alright…..

But I think she's slightly over the hill

I prefer my women a bit 'fresher', if you know what I mean

Jose Foster
Jose Foster

When they're really young, their hole's SO fucking tight…..

It's like cramming a watermelon through a wedding ring

Grayson Smith
Grayson Smith

She's so so… There's always room for improvement

Mason Brooks
Mason Brooks

But EVERYONE has flaws, right ?….

….like this bitch's huge clit

Robert Campbell
Robert Campbell

those aren't flaws you idiot.

Josiah Powell
Josiah Powell

Putting your dick in that would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Eli Collins
Eli Collins

How does it feeling knowing this little blonde bombshell could put fucking hands on you Holla Forums.

Aiden Price
Aiden Price

LOL I know, right ?

Honestly ? I'd LOVE to break her fucking jaw. Not joking. I'd beat her ass Pimpstyle

lol

Evan Harris
Evan Harris

She could put hands on Deez Nuts

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

She can interfere with my erection process

Jace Peterson
Jace Peterson

By the way, I'm NOT trying to be edgy or sound 'cool' or be an online toughguy when I say that I'd actually revel in beating her fucking face in.

I'm not talking about playing 'boxing ring' games where she's allowed to think she has a chance.

I'm talking about shattering both of her collarbones, then smashing her face through a glass top c

Asher Lopez
Asher Lopez

Ooops

Glass top coffee table*

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

But yeah… Let's just be candid….

she's an amazing slice of pussy pie

I'd fuck the SPIT out of her

she'd be 'skin and bones'

HER skin stretched around MY bone

I'd show her why they call me 'the One Man Gangrape'

Elijah Howard
Elijah Howard

what a fucking tough guy! i bet you weigh like 500 pounds. you would be gassed so fast just trying to hit her. dumb nigger.
she would punch circles around your sorry ass.

Henry Robinson
Henry Robinson

I'd have a hard time keeping an erection with a girl who's right middle finger had a flawed press on nail

Oliver White
Oliver White

Lol yeah… Sure I am

You 'got me', huh ?…

I'm the amazing 500 pound man….

Lol

AGAIN: I'd simultaneously break both of her clavicles with a bilateral downward blow, crush her larynx, grab her by the hair on the back of her head, and slam her face directly through a pane of glass…

Then I'd ask her if she'd be interested in a second date

Blake Long
Blake Long

I'd be embarrassed to be seen in public standing next to a girl who's sequins didn't all reflect the same light source…

Flaws, Flaws, Flaws

Grayson Myers
Grayson Myers

But I get it, I get it, alright ?….

You've never actually fucked a girl before, and you fixate on this mediocre future wide load alcoholic housewife…

I get it….

Relax

Benjamin Thomas
Benjamin Thomas

how many push-ups can you do?

Mason Gutierrez
Mason Gutierrez

WHY YOU SO FAT, user?