Learning how to suck my own dick

Landon Brown
Landon Brown

How do I do it?
Erect I was able to get it around 2 inches away from my face without much flexing (I'm 7.5"), it seems that if I just practice a bit I'll be able to do it in no time.
What are good flexibility practices?

Robert Cox
Robert Cox

it's not worth it.
I got to it in middle school after a lot of practice, and it doesnt feel that great.
Feels more like having a dick in your mouth than getting your dick sucked.

Connor Ross
Connor Ross

Just Get a fucking fleshlight

David Sanders
David Sanders

/thread

Michael Flores
Michael Flores

Just do what the guy in the video is doing. Eventually you'll be able to lick it, then suck it, then down the whole thing if you're flexible enough.

I will say it only starts to feel good at balls deep. Other than that it's

Nathaniel Long
Nathaniel Long

expect back pain.

t. someone who can get the glads in mouth

Oliver Phillips
Oliver Phillips

I literally just read the same thing somewhere fucking else.
also
it's not worth it
what are you "paying" for it
the money spent and effort to clean it > the effort to learn how to suck myself

Nolan Gutierrez
Nolan Gutierrez

That's pretty hot tbh

Jose Cruz
Jose Cruz

paying?
The time and energy to get to that point.
plus the possibility of fucking your back up.
all to get a dick in your mouth.

Ayden Howard
Ayden Howard

sucking your own dick is gay tbh

Josiah Price
Josiah Price

Does that mean masturbation in general is also gay?

Zachary Morgan
Zachary Morgan

Black History Month
Autofellatio posts
<coincidence

Dominic Russell
Dominic Russell

I'd never suck my own dick, but I can tell you that fleshlights are nothing special. I prefer the hand like 8 times out of 10.

Jaxon Perry
Jaxon Perry

Try to suck my own dick because why not
after an heroic effort of 20 minutes I contort enough to reach the tip
since I put most of my body weight I roll out my bed, unceremoniously falling over the cat and hurting my spine, so I can't move staying like that with the dick in my mouth and a stinging pain
cat scratches my neck desperately trying to get out behind me
sister comes in because of the noise
mom comes in too
both take pics and laugh their asses off like the fucking bitches they are

Sebastian Taylor
Sebastian Taylor

So when there are cute little girls posing for a photo everyone's going crazy, but when a boy is straight up sucking his dick on webm it's fine, huh?

Hudson Jackson
Hudson Jackson

Are you implying the subject of OPs webm is underage?

Logan Sanchez
Logan Sanchez

The best flexibility practice is the very act of try to suck your own dick. Try different positions. Positioning myself correctly can make the difference between barely reaching at all, to full on deepthroating myself. It's pretty fun, but you have to be able to enjoy the sensation of dick in your mouth to get the most out of it.
Also, how tall are you? There might be dick size to height ratio you can't exceed. I'm 5' 9 tall, 7 dick, just for reference.

Landon Anderson
Landon Anderson

Fucking italics. I meant 5 foot 9 inches tall, 7 inch dick.

Brayden Bell
Brayden Bell

do you think hotwheels has the most favorable height:dick ratio possible?

Jaxon Scott
Jaxon Scott

can you translate those numbers into human metrics? I forgot if those are rocks or elbows or something

Josiah Jones
Josiah Jones

Do it yourself, Ahmed.

Jackson Garcia
Jackson Garcia

oh, sorry, you actually mentioned what it is

Angel Ramirez
Angel Ramirez

Buy a vacuum cleaner and a rheostat.

Jonathan Hall
Jonathan Hall

metric
human
Just like the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea or the Democratic Party are democratic

Kevin King
Kevin King

Uh, what? I asked to translate it into metrics that humans use. As in a joke about English metrics being inferior and confusing to most people. You seem so bent on politics you forgot to write a reply that makes sense

Daniel White
Daniel White

risking spinal injury to suck your own dick
not doing vid related
what are you gay?

Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

risking dick injury to fuck your own ass
Idiot

Wyatt Butler
Wyatt Butler

sauce pls

Jaxson Evans
Jaxson Evans

roll out my bed
fucking bydlo you're supposed to do it on the floor so shit like this doesn't happen

Liam Young
Liam Young

I'm 5'11 1/2
just at the cutoff for manlet

Nicholas Walker
Nicholas Walker

since I put most of my body weight I roll out my bed, unceremoniously falling over the cat and hurting my spine, so I can't move staying like that with the dick in my mouth and a stinging pain
cat scratches my neck desperately trying to get out behind me
sister comes in because of the noise
mom comes in too
both take pics and laugh their asses off like the fucking bitches they are
Bullshit that's too good to be true.

Aiden James
Aiden James

7 dick, just for reference.
Bullshit!
everybody on the internet say they have a 7" cock and in reality they are above 5".
Post pics to prove me wrong faggot.

Camden Davis
Camden Davis

If I was lying, that would just mean I'm even more impressively flexible :^)

Nicholas Hughes
Nicholas Hughes

Well technically everything you've said could have been a fabrication.
Only way to prove it is to stream it with timestamp, faggot

Cooper Lee
Cooper Lee

I hope you know 7 inches isn't actually that big, you dicklets. The only reason 5 inches or whatever is considered the average is because of a bunch of literal micropenis freaks pushing down the mean size.

Wyatt Johnson
Wyatt Johnson

dat webm

Parker Cook
Parker Cook

I hope you know 6'1" isn't actually that tall, you manlets. The only reason 5'10" or whatever is considered the average is because of a bunch of literal dwarf freaks pushing down the mean size.

Christian Flores
Christian Flores

this tbh

i'm 6'1" and i consider myself a manlet

Gavin Martin
Gavin Martin

dayum, guuuurl!

Ethan Young
Ethan Young

There are more dicklets than dwarfs. Argument invalidated.

Chase Myers
Chase Myers

Medfag here
We had a guy check in to accident and emergency who had damaged his spine and wouldn't tell us how. His parents were there telling him off. Mother said how disappointed she was when they found him "tangled up like that" and said he deserved everything he got. Father was a bit more blunt and said it plainly that he should leave sucking dick to the girls.
Some people forget that hospitals are deliberately lacking any form of sound proofing except around resuscitation so we can hear if someone is calling for help. It also means the staff hear everything and talk about it in the break rooms.
That said, I did try it myself when I was younger but the taste of precum put me off it entirely. As much as I like getting my dick sucked, I can't stand the taste or sensation of sucking a dick to enjoy it.

Justin Myers
Justin Myers

Unkle Jim?

Ayden Anderson
Ayden Anderson

I'm really fucking jealous.

Grayson Anderson
Grayson Anderson

Lol.
was the damage permanent tor temporary?

Matthew Kelly
Matthew Kelly

Temporary. Twinged nerves and minor tear in the ligaments. Nothing that won't heal but if he had gone any further it would be paralysis. Will be a number of weeks before he's alright again though.

Carter Cook
Carter Cook

sauce please

Carson Taylor
Carson Taylor

i don't know it, just copied off KC

Jonathan Turner
Jonathan Turner

lunluns

Jayden Walker
Jayden Walker

wee wee etc

Kayden Hall
Kayden Hall

thanks mate

Dominic Gray
Dominic Gray

Fuck off you lousy degenerate.

Ayden Robinson
Ayden Robinson

Why does his dick is so soft? If I was receiving blowjob like this mine would be rock hard!

Jaxson Harris
Jaxson Harris

Faggot

Sebastian Morales
Sebastian Morales

Why are you so offensive without reason?
I am just curious how one can not get erected penis when sucked that good! I would like nice answer if possible :)

Aiden Martin
Aiden Martin

thats pretty gay

Logan Sanchez
Logan Sanchez

OP here
after a few sessions of practice I can SOMETIMES get half of the head in my mouth
Though after practicing I suddenly got pink eye for no reason
I think the lord may be smiting me

Josiah Thompson
Josiah Thompson

it doesnt feel that great. Feels more like having a dick in your mouth than getting your dick sucked
It's funny you say that. I had a dream one time that i was able to give myself head and I was super dissapointed because it didn't feel good at all, it was more like just sucking on a random object.

Eli Morris
Eli Morris

You can't be poking your dick into your eye with shit on it, silly. Also, you don't need to clarify that you're the OP. We have IDs here, cuckchanner.