Why dont you guys just learn to cook like me?

Christian Price
Christian Price

Why dont you guys just learn to cook like me?

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Benjamin Russell
Benjamin Russell

Looks good, but i can tell the rice is undercooked, have fun chewing it for two hours.

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

made this for breakfast today

Jason Morales
Jason Morales

stop

Nicholas Allen
Nicholas Allen

Why dont you guys just learn to cook like me?

Grayson Flores
Grayson Flores

Looks bland. Where is the finesse?

Gabriel Ortiz
Gabriel Ortiz

fuck you guys my mother said she loved it, little too salty though

Daniel Clark
Daniel Clark

You fed your own mother a pot of your coagulated semen?

Joshua Phillips
Joshua Phillips

Because i cook way better than you

Grayson Morales
Grayson Morales

I can tho

Brayden Myers
Brayden Myers

she was craving protein

Charles Turner
Charles Turner

Because the product I make will probably make me sick and ruin the property where I cook.

Also I know nobody who would buy it anyway, I don't associate with people who use drugs, and have no idea where they are.

Ethan Rogers
Ethan Rogers

You trolling? Cause if not, if you don't recognize a joke maybe you should try some mind alterating substances.

Luke Barnes
Luke Barnes

Cooking is women's work. I am a man.

Owen James
Owen James

<alterating
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My English is improving little by little

Jose Reyes
Jose Reyes

Women's work is preparing food
Cooking is the realm of men
you philistine

Dylan Wilson
Dylan Wilson

RIP in pie ;_;

Jason Hill
Jason Hill

We will pour libations to the Gods and feast in his memory for as long as our progeny will keep his recipes alive

Zachary Cruz
Zachary Cruz

I'm trying too but everything I cook is shit ;_;
What's a simple but great recipe I can cook?

Joshua Reed
Joshua Reed

That's good enough. Cooking is overrated. Having your food taste good is a privilege, not a right. Picky eaters get fucked.

Oliver Gutierrez
Oliver Gutierrez

As we all know from cooking experience, "The secret is in the sauce"!

Thomas Williams
Thomas Williams

begin by stuff like that
askmen.com/fine_living/wine_dine_archive_100/131_wine_dine.html

once you can cook a satisfying dinner, search cookbooks

Levi Jones
Levi Jones

small bag of pre-sliced peppers and onions
pre-sliced

Carson Lewis
Carson Lewis

Dumb ass shithole….

Carson Price
Carson Price

it's for someone whose skill is such that
everything I cook is shit ;_;

estimating the quality and freshness, then the required finesse of the slice and degree of cooking required for peppers and onions, is a skill that can only come from experience
pre-sliced guarantees an absence of catastrophic failure for the first attempts at cooking something edible

Eli Moore
Eli Moore

2011
not trying mind alternating substance