Why dont you guys just learn to cook like me?

Why dont you guys just learn to cook like me?

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Looks good, but i can tell the rice is undercooked, have fun chewing it for two hours.

made this for breakfast today

stop

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Looks bland. Where is the finesse?

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fuck you guys my mother said she loved it, little too salty though

You fed your own mother a pot of your coagulated semen?

Because i cook way better than you

I can tho

she was craving protein

Because the product I make will probably make me sick and ruin the property where I cook.

Also I know nobody who would buy it anyway, I don't associate with people who use drugs, and have no idea where they are.

You trolling? Cause if not, if you don't recognize a joke maybe you should try some mind alterating substances.

Cooking is women's work. I am a man.

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Women's work is preparing food
Cooking is the realm of men
you philistine

RIP in pie ;_;

We will pour libations to the Gods and feast in his memory for as long as our progeny will keep his recipes alive

I'm trying too but everything I cook is shit ;_;
What's a simple but great recipe I can cook?

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That's good enough. Cooking is overrated. Having your food taste good is a privilege, not a right. Picky eaters get fucked.

As we all know from cooking experience, "The secret is in the sauce"!

begin by stuff like that
askmen.com/fine_living/wine_dine_archive_100/131_wine_dine.html

once you can cook a satisfying dinner, search cookbooks

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Dumb ass shithole….

it's for someone whose skill is such that

estimating the quality and freshness, then the required finesse of the slice and degree of cooking required for peppers and onions, is a skill that can only come from experience
pre-sliced guarantees an absence of catastrophic failure for the first attempts at cooking something edible

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