Windows 10 Enterprise LTSB?

This.
OP should GTFO

So you just screencapped an unsourced post and took it as fact?

LTSB sounds interesting, but is there a chance some vidya will require some function that is not there?

Both of your assertions are incorrect.
Unix based systems are not bad, they are flawed. There are a multitude of reason that they are flawed.
It should not be threatening to admit this.

Don't be willfully dense. The post is just a succinct summary of events.
This is the source, which is easily found via a search: lists.busybox.net/pipermail/busybox/2010-December/074114.html

Did you by any chance edit the .dll that allows connections to Microcuck servers to be made even when explicitly blocked in hosts?

Should work fine. I'm running Enterprise LTSB 2016 here.

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all my vidya work so far

Do they still allow you to simply enter a product key to activate Enterprise, and if so, where would such a key come from?
I've been given a company laptop with W10 preinstalled and I refuse to use it until I can follow that Windows 10 debloat/security guide from however many months ago. I could just install W7, but if I can just enter a simple product key and be done with it, that'd be best.

Which dll?

You can activate with a legitimate key or use kmspico. There's also a way to create a fake kms server to fool windows into activating.

dnsapi.dll

I would recommend Windows Toolkit (download from mydigitallife) over product keys.

bump, don't forget to replace your explorer.exe and all the Windows metro bullcrap with the Windows Black Box port (Jewgle it), it works on Win 10 x64 and consume 1/20 of the RAM explorer and its brethren used to consume while being 5 quintillion times more functional. For maximum independence get explorer++ and delete explorer.exe off your system entirely.

it can be riced just like with openbox

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