Half in the Bag: Transformers: The Last Knight

All the budget went into the sound design of this episode.

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It's racist to make a mockery out of peoples' myth- oh they're white.

JOHN BOYEGA FUCK MY WIFE

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lol
suck it, you fat fuck

Shit nigga, do you really expect people to sit through that when it's barely possible to sit through Best of the Worst which features movies that might actually make you laugh?

When did the cuck meme infest RLM? What did they cuck on? Did they say something anti-white?

TFA review. Mike wanted to see Rey and Finn have sex on the Millenium Falcon.

jay thought it wasnt half bad. no surprise really

Webm or GTFO

Right around the classic Gilchrist shitstorm of 2013. Since then it's been a slow decline which then sped up after they unironically defended and insisted that TFA was good. This then went over the top when they hated RO for the exact same flaws that were present in TFA. There's also the myriad of virtue signalling that they've been doing in their videos since the Max Landis visit, such as claiming that the only reason some terrible actress in a BotW movie didn't make it as a big action star was because she was a woman as opposed to her shit acting.

There's no one thing that caused it, but a combination of things out of which some were considered to be shittier than others. For example "Daisy Ridley was charismatic as hell in that movie." is considered worse than them defending the terrible acting of that one woman in that one action movie, with good reason too, since Daisy Ridley was absolutely terrible in TFA.

There's also the notable decrease in quality, for example Rich Evans at this point has become nothing more than a fat screaming man who yells out his catchphrase of the year, and the crew in general gives a much more vague reasoning as to why they like/dislike movies and shy away from calling shit movies shit outright. They instead tip toe around it with phrases like "I didn't like it, but other type of person might" etc and became unlikable in general. Especially when they give their retarded fanbase shit over being retarded while actively doing nothing to improve it and further debasing their produced content.

they're still making transformers movies?

Yep, and contrary to what redditers are saying, it is for me the best film of the year so far.

I think it's hard to give people shit about their films when you release Space Cop. I really want Lucas to do a Plinkett review of it.

For how big Bayformers is you'd imagine there would be more porn

>still living in your head
>still rent free
Love him or hate him…Either way you are still thinking about him. Stay mad haters, your butthurt sustains him.

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Are you talking about Holla Forums with Mike, or Mike with Lucas?

Stoklasa is asshurt about the cuckoldry meme Your shitty "rent free" meme is a perfect reflection of Mike and George Lucas. And Mike knows, his alcoholism has been ramped up to 11 since he realized that he is pretty much directly responsible for the modern Star Wars fanbase. Everything he has in life is awful now so he sold the only thing he had, his credibility, to make his dream movie. And look how well that turned out.

I win again.

Yay, it's another "anti-humor" clickbait video! With 15 minutes of nothing to trick you into thinking it's a real video!

I must say though, Canadian guy number two does a good Jay impression

Heis living in your head. Free of charge.

I'm living in your head, free of charge. Funny how that works, isn't it?

Pretty sure the
memers are living in your head m8. Since you have whined in every RLM thread about them since they started doing it.

Would you live in my apartment instead please
I'm lonely

Hello newfag.


When I spent my to.e making shops of you and writing copypastas an out you being a cuck you will be right, for now you are WRONG! Keep raging though, your autistic butthurt only makes Mike stronger.

he says as their quality goes down, they accept more and more shitty movies as "good", and they sell all their credibility to make shitty movies.

Feels comfy man.

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Nice try. Seen you crying every thread once you realized it wasn't going away.
Your head is the squatter hovel for Holla Forums memesters.

It will go away at the same point that the autistic fuckwit posting it does. Meanwhile RLM is as popular as ever with a constantly growing audience and the fact that they don't attract fucktards like you is just a added bonus. Stay mad, bitter and jealous cuck boys, it duitd you…Meanwhile Mike will be making bank and expanding his channel. U jelly?

*suits

why would reddit care about what you think?

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Keep on hating losers. It just shows how much you actually care…Mike thrives on that kind of bullshit too, it just proves how right he is. Vid related.

The RLM fanbase

They can't make good movies, even their most diehard fans hated Space Cop. They can't consistently keep up with uploading demands to stay competitive, advertising is almost dead on YouTube as it is all handed over to Family-Friendly content creators that appeal to little kids on iPads who don't use adblock.

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I'll break Red Letter Media down for those who don't know much about how money on GoyTube works. Pic one is their socialblade, which is a rough estimate of their income based on their viewership. 21k to 324k is all dependent upon who is watching, if Google can serve them an appropriate ad based on demographics, and if Google detects they are using an adblocker. The minimum is assuming a complete disaster in advertising, the maximum is assuming the planets align for an entire year for them.

The second picture is their Patreon page. Thats a monthly rate, totaling $227,784 per year. You usually can take away about 10% because Patreon has a fee and then another fee for credit card transactions so roughly $205,000 from Patrons. So by rough estimate RedLetterMedia is probably walking away with 300,000 dollars a year, after taxes. Inevitably, a large chunk of that money goes back into RedLetterMedia as a company. Specialized camera equipment is pretty expensive and they don't just shoot with your average 600 dollar Rebel T5i. One of the cameras you see in a video is a Canon EOS C200 which goes for around 7500 dollars, and for Space Cop they had better equipment than even that.

Then you have their actual salaries. Obviously Stoklasa is walking away with a bit more than average, but seeing as his future is staked on this company he can't draw too much without breaking the bank. I'm going to guess between 50 and 80 grand a year, which is generous considering most people who make that much money tend to take better care of themselves than he does. Jay and Rich are full time, alternating between actor and editor dependent on the video. AIDSmoby might be full time, with Previously Recorded, and neckbeard is definitely part time or even volunteer. Everyone else participates for exposure. Once you take into consideration project budgeting and just how many people are involved, it starts looking like they personally aren't making that much money.

Picture 3 is my favorite part. E;R gets a lot of exposure on this board, which he says is totally not him. Compare his socialblade stats to RLMs (views and subs are public information, only income is speculative). E;R is smaller, but growing substantially faster than RLM. When his TFA review came out, months ahead of Plinkett I might add, he had just broken around 10k. He's about to break 100k, with no sign of slowing down. Notice how he's not claimed by a network. You don't have to be with a network to make money on YouTube, but E;R has ads disabled on videos (that haven't been flagged for copyright). Meaning a solo act making no money is, by ratio, actively outperforming RLM.

I hope E;R is here, I subbed to him back when he had a few hundred subs and he's one of the better thing to come out of the chans apart from being a Holla Forums fag.
He's better at redpilling normal fags than Jim or Sam Hyde or any of the alt right fags because he is funny.

He strives on being called a cuck?
That's to be expected considering he's a cuck.

He does get more views than Sam, also clearly puts way more effort into his videos (while Sam claims that it takes him months to edit a simple cellphone video, and usually gets help from Trapped for example.)

patreon reworked their stuff so the money shown is post deductions to patreon/credit fee

That's something to be expected when comparing a small-time person/dev/company to a big-time one. Let's take RLM, no matter good they are/were at one point they will reach the maximum amount of people who would watch some guys making fun of movies. There are 7 billion people on this planet, and not all of them like the type of content RLM or E;R put out, but even if they did and RLM actually had all 7 billion people subscribed to them and watching their videos, of course they would stagnate in new subscribers/month, because there aren't any other people left to subscribe. In this ridiculous scenario you wouldn't say that xXxFaggotxXx who has 5 new subscribers per month is doing better than RLM who have 0 new subscribers per month, because RLM have peaked in the maximum amount of subscribers they could ever get. Furthermore, because E;R is still relatively unknown, there are still a lot of people who would enjoy his content, but still haven't heard of him, at one point he will also reach a maximum amount of subscribers, maybe even higher than RLM, though at this point it's highly unlikely. Now don't get me wrong, I am not trying to bash E;R, I like his videos, but saying that small time youtuber has a higher rate of new subscribers per month, than a 10 year old Youtube account, is kind of disingenuous.

i tried one of these guys videos once. they're so jaded and cynical, and so ironically self-aware that they're basically unwatchable.
shit taste tbh.

E;R has the second most viewed review of the Force Awakens on the internet, behind the guys whose only claim to fame was reviewing Star Wars. He deserves a gold star of david for effort.

I know he goes or used to go on Holla Forums

I didn't know that and had to check, but you are right, his video is the second most viewed TFA review, though not by much. While Plinket has 3M and E;R has 1.7M others like Chris Stuckman, Angry Joe and Nostalgia Critic have 1.6M, 1.59M and 1.48M respectively. On the other hand these other youtubers have been for far longer than E;R, so you are right that it is quite of an accomplishment. If he can keep this up for The Last Jedi as well, I am sure the gap between him and Plinket's review will shrink, though it won't have as many views as the TFA review for both Plinket and E;R, this is just my opinion, but when you have a series of reviews it's always the first that has the most views(compare part 1/7 of the Phantom Menance reiview(7.8M views) to part 7/7 of PM review (2.7M) and to part 1/3 of the Clone Wars review (1.1M)).

I agree, I mean that's what I felt when I saw that sequence (I've added the shoops on that video right after that), also that would mean that the shoops are posted elsewhere (I only post my shoops on 8ch) because I don't think that Mike or Jay come here.


The 2 canadians? I never bothered to watch their stuff, they always overact when they're guests on RLM.

This entire post is based upon assumptions and the stats from a notoriously unreliable website.

Sam claims it takes him months to make proper MDE videos, which isn't hard to believe if you've ever watched some of their videos like Ideas Man.
The cellphone videos are a spur of the moment type of thing.
The reason he's been doing fuckall recently is because he's spending all his time on merch that nobody gives a shit about.

>Obsessive autist does it rent free
Really made me think…

He is also getting fresh vag on a regular basis.

Mike "the 10 inches pike" (big)Cocklasa: 3
Bittersweet virgin autist: 0

Hi E;R

Wow he bagged a fat chick
what a player

Except that he hasn't released a video like that in a long time (the last official release was "Utopia" which came out in December 2015), when they were doing World Peace it was understandable, but now it seems like he's no trying that hard.

meh Jessi was better unless that a bad picture of her?

On the actual review video these 2 faggots are drinking Zima (pic related).

>mfw they do it rent free

oops sorry forgot pic

He was cucked by Tim Heidecker.
That's enough to make anyone depressed.

Lol, no. It was pic related that righteously fucked sammy (BOY!)'s shot up. Who got the last laugh Sammy (BOY!)? Hope you enjoyed your fifteen minutes of fame kid…You fucked with the bull and you got the horns, nothing personal you fat fuck.

This is sadly true, the jew was going to publish the article no matter what Sam would've said to him, but that was not what fucked the show up, because Sam felt untouchable he thought he was above the media (probably thought he was like Trump or something like that) so Viewtiful Joe of course seeked revenge after getting insulted by him and kept pushing and pushing for the show to get cancelled; had Sam been more level-headed we would be seeing the trailer for the second season.

I didn't know I needed this in my life until now.