The Calais Jungle can be rated and commented on Google Maps.
WHAT TO DO
1. Go to Google Maps. 2. Search for The Jungle, Calais. 3. Let your creativity flow and drop a redpill. 4. ???? 5. CULTURAL ENRICHMENT
Someone registered the place some 3 weeks ago on Google Maps. So far, there's been 13 comments, half of those are positive leftists, the rest being trolling Frenchies. Here's a translation of their comments:
As a reminder, restrain yourself from giving a short link to the place that Google could link to Holla Forums. Find it by yourself on Google Maps.
Also worth of note, Google has been hiding recent satellite pictures of the Jungle and instead shows pictures from three years ago, newer ones can only be seen using Google Earth:
Dominic Hernandez
Looks like the shitskins need some napalm.
Jack Nguyen
Nice find. Just commented on it but it's not visible. Does Google needs to validate it before it appears?
Easton Morris
This shit could have been stopped months ago if France properly cracked down and removed the kebab. Instead they acted like a bunch of fucking retarded pussies and now the camp that used to have only a few hundred now has close to 10,000.
Zachary Jackson
this has a great potential. bump
Cameron Gonzalez
4/10 Nice enough camp, but it needs more showers
Oliver Hernandez
It's better to let them fester in one place than all over the place.
You'd spend less money that way.
John Sullivan
Apperently you can make it a business?
Landon Jones
What's that stencilled logo all over the place in the camp? Haven't figured out how to screenshot in maps, but it looks like the statue of liberty being crushed between two tanks. Are they signalling their contempt for western ideals or using it to make a statement of how they think western society failed them?
Jace Walker
if you do make soros the proprietor
Samuel Morris
This
Tyler Robinson
This
Register it as a Brothel
Nathaniel Jones
no do it as a like a PMC base, like whatever blackwater's ranch is set as
Benjamin Roberts
No, register it as Clinton Foundation
Robert Jackson
I'd go for whatever that desert is where the Israelis don't have nuclear weapons.
Hunter Baker
Need photos and a website. The number is from the french immigration.
Brandon Martinez
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Parker Ortiz
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Christopher Wood
For some reason I also have this account all of a sudden. Don't have any connection to it.
Daniel Phillips
I'm just shocked that the Jungle still exists.
I've been waiting for some teenage French punks to burn the thing down.
Logan Perez
When a frog complains about bad smells, you know shit is fucked up
Isaac Morales
The only action the frogs ever take is going on strike. France is the world's first communist country. They expect government to solve all their problems.
Zachary Thomas
You forgot the typhus problem
Cameron Jones
need moar comments
Blake Thomas
Hello fellow trollacks!
Logan Nelson
Bump. Don't let this great lulz slide away. Give us your messages and we'll translate them to french. Post them in both languages for maximum trolling potential.
Ethan Powell
Visited for the vibrant nightlife and exotic cuisine Stayed longer than expected due to some nice young men forcefully showing me how their penises fit into my anus. 5/5 Would come again.
Chase Davis
Venu ici pour la vie nocturne et la cuisine exotique, je suis finalement resté plus longtemps que prévu grâce à quelques jeunes hommes très accueillant qui ont insisté pour me montrer comment leurs pénis pouvaient rentrer dans mon anus. 5/5, je reviendrais.
Cameron Stewart
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Leo Thompson
It looks like two bulldozers tearing it down.
Oliver Williams
I'm sure they do need better hygiene, but what's your point?
Benjamin Anderson
Bumpity bump.
Jackson Miller
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Zachary Russell
I wouldn't be surprised if in twenty years it's an official district of Calais.