Your Life

Consists of

Welcome to Holla Forums. You'll never leave

i see nothing wrong with those things.

Other people suck anyways.

So?

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Consists of

yes
yes
no
yea
no
yes
yes
no
yes
wtf
no
nope
nah
nah, I catch it
yep
I can only hope so, tho it is really easy to maintain

yes
prefer still images
only a little
no, illustrations do nothing for me
no
i don't download anything
having gaymed for over a decade
never
nope
don't watch tv
i lie on my bed, desks are shit
yeah
yes
no
yes
most likely

Speak for yourself. I'm just here for a few weeks until I get a decent IT job and subsequently move into my own place where I rule and am not berated by my aunt who doesn't know what a door is.

"I…I'm…I'm…Okay with being A..A…Allloonnneeee"

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only people that have a problem with themselves hate being alone, also having to depend on others for their company is a weakness

Think about it though, we're the perfect candidates for the first generation of Mars colonists. Ideally, much of the work on Mars would be automated by machines. Building settlements would be done with remote-control excavators and other such robots. If engineered properly, everything from the machines used for construction, to the machines used for life support would require a minimum of maintenance, basically freeing us up to live the dream while pursuing a greater dream. We could spend something like four-to-six hours per day tending to a hydroponic garden and checking systems and then you're free to watch anime, porn, or play vidya.

And the best part? We'd be remembered as heros. They'll build fucking statues of us and name schools after us on the terraformed Mars of the future. You spent the majority of your time as a colonist jacking off to hardcore hentai and none of the Martian children looking up at your bronze statue would be any the wiser.

Homeless and discarded in 10 years.
inb4 "Birch I'm a rocket scientist that earns an 8 figure salary"

No you're totally wrong! I took a nap earlier today and had a dream where my benis was becoming feminine and I was wearing my aunt's undies and sensual sleepwear. (Never ask how I know she has those things!)

Why colonize Mars? To prevent human extinction? It would be easier and more efficient to figure out how to prevent the disaster. To colonize the solar system? For what purpose? Is there anything we can actually find of value to us? What planets are even open for us to be able to visit? How would we get around gravitational differences?

We keep hearing about the Mars colony mission, but I'm not sure if it's going to happen. Every time we launch something or someone into space, we create more debris. NASA has a page that tracks all of the debris and satellites in orbit around the Earth. It's like a fucking blanket. Within the next 50 years we could actually permanently close off outer space to ourselves by enveloping our atmosphere with deadly debris that we can never get through.

You think you'll go to Mars? You think you'll ever touch the fucking moon? You might never leave the ground ever because you won't be able to without crashing and burning. This problem by the way, we have been engineering for only 60 fucking years.

Between the radiation of the universe and the debris in orbit around our planet, there is some nightmarish implications that make space so much infinitely further away than you might realize.

Holy shit this user is fucking retarded

Losers

Yes on all accounts… I hate myself

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No it wouldn't

Dumbass

I've had cheeto dust caked under my fingernails for days now

yes allthough I have been on nofap since Jan. 1st 2018
no
yes
no
no
only pictures I find nice
sometimes
never
never / yes
I don't watch television since 2007
I only fap in the bathroom
comfy as fuck
yes
no (this is redundant you know)
yes
most likely

STOP SHAMING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fuck you

yes on all accounts. I'll just go anhero now

blerp

You call it disgusting, I call it a life well lived.

LOL

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You forgot the part where I spend hours everyday staring at the wall and daydreaming that I'm somebody else and have a girlfriend and have actually had sex

I know that feel bro

How do people get the cum out of their chairs?

You have to lick it off quickly if you mess up your chair or else it still stain

jokes on you, i don't watch anime

I used to watch anime when it was good. Haven't watched any in so many years now. Everything turned to shit

Why don't they just sell jizz x-tractor at the supermarket. I'm sure lots of people have this problem.

Unless it was dirt cheap I don't think many of us would even buy it though. Advertsiers know their audience. They know we wouldn't buy it in public. Some may purchase it through Amazon/online but then again unless it was cheap I'm sure many of us would just keep our cum-encrusted clothes/carpets/chairs/controllers/mouses/desktops/iPads and just pretend not to notice the crusty visage.

Are these threads supposed to make me feel sad or something?

No. Your sad, pathetic life is supposed to make you feel sad. These threads are just here to remind you of said life.

Well I'm pretty satisfied with my life tbh

Oh look another bait thread from some normalfag who only made their way here because one of you retards thought it was a bright idea to tell your normalfag friends about Holla Forums.

You wouldn't be on Holla Forums if that was so. This is a dying chan with a useless userbase. Don't lie.

meep meep if that's not a wimminz my benis can't tell the difference tbh no homo

I just come here to post lolis my man

Too true

Thanks for affirming my point you loser. Can't even get a real woman, eh? Have to post imaginary drawn lolis? Typical 8channer

you wish

lol no

smh tbh fam

I wasn't replying because I was laughing at how right I was about you and your kind.
They may as well be imaginary as you will never see,hear,smell,speak to them and they would never acknowledge your existence. What's the difference between her and a cartoon? In your life: Nothing.

you wish

imagination is a powerful tool my man. sometimes that's all a man needs.

my deskchair is shitstained, not cumstained.

checkmate

The nights are cold and lonely

let Holla Forums die

Good question but here's a better one, why not?
If we have the capability to create colonies and send humans to them in order to further our presence throughout the solar system and beyond, I don't see why not.
That's one reason.
True, but is there any reason why we couldn't do both?
Sure. You'd be suprised, there is probably a huge amount of untapped resources just waiting to be extracted and processed. Most of these metals could be used to create steel–or any other alloy–and computer components. This would be essential in order to generate profit and maintain spacecraft.
Venus, Mars, Europa (moon) Titan (moon) and billions of exoplanets.
Considering the current state of civilization, I hope it doesn't.
Which is why we should gather the debris floating around in our atmosphere, recycle it and put it to good use.
You think you'll go to Mars?
Probably not. Doesn't mean we shouldn't try.
It depends, a lunar colony would be a step in the right direction if we decided to permanently establish a colony on Mars.

This is going too easy on Holla Forums

THE CUMSTAINS NEVER END