Your Life

Samuel Thompson
Samuel Thompson

Consists of
Jacking off
Watching Porn
Watching Anime
Jerking off to anime
Dreaming about jerking off to anime and porn
Spending hours cultivating and maintaining a collection of porn
Playing vidya
Watching other people play vidya
Talking about porn and vidya
Watching much more attractive people on the television doing something with their lives
Sitting there in your cum stained desk chair
Just sitting
there
In your cum stained deskchair
Alone
Forever alone…

Welcome to Holla Forums. You'll never leave

Christian Parker
Christian Parker

i see nothing wrong with those things.

Lincoln Brooks
Lincoln Brooks

Other people suck anyways.

Alexander Thompson
Alexander Thompson

So?

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

Consists of

Jacking off
yes
Watching Porn
yes
Watching Anime
no
Jerking off to anime
yea
Dreaming about jerking off to anime and porn
no
Spending hours cultivating and maintaining a collection of porn
yes
Playing vidya
yes
Watching other people play vidya
no
Talking about porn and vidya
yes
Watching much more attractive people on the television doing something with their lives
2018
still has a tv
wtf
Sitting there in your cum stained desk chair
no
Just sitting
nope
there
nah
In your cum stained deskchair
nah, I catch it
Alone
yep
Forever alone…
I can only hope so, tho it is really easy to maintain

David Jackson
David Jackson

Jacking off
yes
Watching Porn
prefer still images
Watching Anime
only a little
Jerking off to anime
no, illustrations do nothing for me
Dreaming about jerking off to anime and porn
no
Spending hours cultivating and maintaining a collection of porn
i don't download anything
Playing vidya
having gaymed for over a decade
Watching other people play vidya
never
Talking about porn and vidya
nope
Watching much more attractive people on the television doing something with their lives
don't watch tv
Sitting there in your cum stained desk chair
i lie on my bed, desks are shit
Just sitting
yeah
there
yes
In your cum stained deskchair
no
Alone
yes
Forever alone…
most likely

Jose Young
Jose Young

Speak for yourself. I'm just here for a few weeks until I get a decent IT job and subsequently move into my own place where I rule and am not berated by my aunt who doesn't know what a door is.

Eli Morris
Eli Morris

Pretending this hard to be okay with their lifestyle.

"I…I'm…I'm…Okay with being A..A…Allloonnneeee"

Kayden Barnes
Kayden Barnes

imagine being this weak and needing to be dependent on another person to live

Ryan Lewis
Ryan Lewis

only people that have a problem with themselves hate being alone, also having to depend on others for their company is a weakness

Matthew Flores
Matthew Flores

Think about it though, we're the perfect candidates for the first generation of Mars colonists. Ideally, much of the work on Mars would be automated by machines. Building settlements would be done with remote-control excavators and other such robots. If engineered properly, everything from the machines used for construction, to the machines used for life support would require a minimum of maintenance, basically freeing us up to live the dream while pursuing a greater dream. We could spend something like four-to-six hours per day tending to a hydroponic garden and checking systems and then you're free to watch anime, porn, or play vidya.

And the best part? We'd be remembered as heros. They'll build fucking statues of us and name schools after us on the terraformed Mars of the future. You spent the majority of your time as a colonist jacking off to hardcore hentai and none of the Martian children looking up at your bronze statue would be any the wiser.

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

Homeless and discarded in 10 years.
inb4 "Birch I'm a rocket scientist that earns an 8 figure salary"

Jeremiah Moore
Jeremiah Moore

No you're totally wrong! I took a nap earlier today and had a dream where my benis was becoming feminine and I was wearing my aunt's undies and sensual sleepwear. (Never ask how I know she has those things!)

Luke Gray
Luke Gray

Why colonize Mars? To prevent human extinction? It would be easier and more efficient to figure out how to prevent the disaster. To colonize the solar system? For what purpose? Is there anything we can actually find of value to us? What planets are even open for us to be able to visit? How would we get around gravitational differences?

We keep hearing about the Mars colony mission, but I'm not sure if it's going to happen. Every time we launch something or someone into space, we create more debris. NASA has a page that tracks all of the debris and satellites in orbit around the Earth. It's like a fucking blanket. Within the next 50 years we could actually permanently close off outer space to ourselves by enveloping our atmosphere with deadly debris that we can never get through.

You think you'll go to Mars? You think you'll ever touch the fucking moon? You might never leave the ground ever because you won't be able to without crashing and burning. This problem by the way, we have been engineering for only 60 fucking years.

Between the radiation of the universe and the debris in orbit around our planet, there is some nightmarish implications that make space so much infinitely further away than you might realize.

Jaxon Turner
Jaxon Turner

Holy shit this user is fucking retarded

Bentley Jones
Bentley Jones

Losers

Colton Bennett
Colton Bennett

Yes on all accounts… I hate myself

Luis Flores
Luis Flores

It would be easier and more efficient to figure out how to prevent the disaster.

No it wouldn't

Andrew Myers
Andrew Myers

Dumbass

Lincoln Allen
Lincoln Allen

I've had cheeto dust caked under my fingernails for days now

Nathaniel Reed
Nathaniel Reed

Jacking off
yes allthough I have been on nofap since Jan. 1st 2018
Watching Porn
no
Watching Anime
yes
Jerking off to anime
no
Dreaming about jerking off to anime and porn
no
Spending hours cultivating and maintaining a collection of porn
only pictures I find nice
Playing vidya
sometimes
Watching other people play vidya
never
Talking about porn and vidya
never / yes
Watching much more attractive people on the television doing something with their lives
I don't watch television since 2007
Sitting there in your cum stained desk chair
I only fap in the bathroom
Just sitting
comfy as fuck
there
yes
In your cum stained deskchair
no (this is redundant you know)
Alone
yes
Forever alone…
most likely

David King
David King

STOP SHAMING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Grayson Powell
Grayson Powell

fuck you

Joseph Taylor
Joseph Taylor

yes on all accounts. I'll just go anhero now

Nathan Sanders
Nathan Sanders

blerp

Dominic Taylor
Dominic Taylor

You call it disgusting, I call it a life well lived.

Henry Bennett
Henry Bennett

Dat projection
LOL

Lucas Nguyen
Lucas Nguyen

tfw you look down on the crusted jizz on your black chair

James Cox
James Cox

You forgot the part where I spend hours everyday staring at the wall and daydreaming that I'm somebody else and have a girlfriend and have actually had sex

Michael Gonzalez
Michael Gonzalez

I know that feel bro

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

How do people get the cum out of their chairs?

Justin Cook
Justin Cook

You have to lick it off quickly if you mess up your chair or else it still stain

Noah Johnson
Noah Johnson

jokes on you, i don't watch anime

Jeremiah Ortiz
Jeremiah Ortiz

I used to watch anime when it was good. Haven't watched any in so many years now. Everything turned to shit

Anthony Hill
Anthony Hill

Why don't they just sell jizz x-tractor at the supermarket. I'm sure lots of people have this problem.

Nolan Cruz
Nolan Cruz

Unless it was dirt cheap I don't think many of us would even buy it though. Advertsiers know their audience. They know we wouldn't buy it in public. Some may purchase it through Amazon/online but then again unless it was cheap I'm sure many of us would just keep our cum-encrusted clothes/carpets/chairs/controllers/mouses/desktops/iPads and just pretend not to notice the crusty visage.

Leo Hughes
Leo Hughes

Are these threads supposed to make me feel sad or something?

Christian Watson
Christian Watson

No. Your sad, pathetic life is supposed to make you feel sad. These threads are just here to remind you of said life.

Samuel Sanchez
Samuel Sanchez

Well I'm pretty satisfied with my life tbh

James Flores
James Flores

Oh look another bait thread from some normalfag who only made their way here because one of you retards thought it was a bright idea to tell your normalfag friends about Holla Forums.

Ryan Sullivan
Ryan Sullivan

You wouldn't be on Holla Forums if that was so. This is a dying chan with a useless userbase. Don't lie.

Kevin Fisher
Kevin Fisher

meep meep if that's not a wimminz my benis can't tell the difference tbh no homo

Anthony Long
Anthony Long

I just come here to post lolis my man

Christopher Miller
Christopher Miller

Too true

Angel Thomas
Angel Thomas

posting lolis on a dying chan
Thanks for affirming my point you loser. Can't even get a real woman, eh? Have to post imaginary drawn lolis? Typical 8channer

Daniel Kelly
Daniel Kelly

imaginary
you wish

Brandon Sanchez
Brandon Sanchez

drawn lolis

lol no

Parker Harris
Parker Harris

talks about typical 8channers when he doesn't even know what a typical 8channer is
smh tbh fam

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

I wasn't replying because I was laughing at how right I was about you and your kind.
not imaginary lolis
They may as well be imaginary as you will never see,hear,smell,speak to them and they would never acknowledge your existence. What's the difference between her and a cartoon? In your life: Nothing.

Jeremiah Cruz
Jeremiah Cruz

you will never see,hear,smell,speak to them and they would never acknowledge your existence
you wish

Joseph Edwards
Joseph Edwards

imagination is a powerful tool my man. sometimes that's all a man needs.

Hudson Thomas
Hudson Thomas

my deskchair is shitstained, not cumstained.

checkmate

Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

The nights are cold and lonely

Austin Turner
Austin Turner

let Holla Forums die

Brayden Russell
Brayden Russell

Why colonize Mars?
Good question but here's a better one, why not?
If we have the capability to create colonies and send humans to them in order to further our presence throughout the solar system and beyond, I don't see why not.
To prevent human extinction?
That's one reason.
It would be easier and more efficient to figure out how to prevent the disaster.
True, but is there any reason why we couldn't do both?
Is there anything we can actually find of value to us?
Sure. You'd be suprised, there is probably a huge amount of untapped resources just waiting to be extracted and processed. Most of these metals could be used to create steel–or any other alloy–and computer components. This would be essential in order to generate profit and maintain spacecraft.
What planets are even open for us to be able to visit?
Venus, Mars, Europa (moon) Titan (moon) and billions of exoplanets.
We keep hearing about the Mars colony mission, but I'm not sure if it's going to happen.
Considering the current state of civilization, I hope it doesn't.
Every time we launch something or someone into space, we create more debris. NASA has a page that tracks all of the debris and satellites in orbit around the Earth. It's like a fucking blanket. Within the next 50 years we could actually permanently close off outer space to ourselves by enveloping our atmosphere with deadly debris that we can never get through.
Which is why we should gather the debris floating around in our atmosphere, recycle it and put it to good use.
You think you'll go to Mars?
Probably not. Doesn't mean we shouldn't try.
You think you'll ever touch the fucking moon?
It depends, a lunar colony would be a step in the right direction if we decided to permanently establish a colony on Mars.

Adrian Jones
Adrian Jones

This is going too easy on Holla Forums

Colton James
Colton James

THE CUMSTAINS NEVER END

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