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neck yourself pls

I'm not that flexible.

Wow, I misunderstood the meaning of neck yourself.

From the context I thought you wanted me to suck my own dick.

you should know it already but posting your face along with your dick is stupid idea for many reasons

Ah well, I've got no social media with my face on it.

you work for the fbi/mi6. go the fuck away, retard.