Holla Forums writes a bible

We have a guideline and it's oral(at least from a systemic perspective) tradition rather than a reference guide that you refer to.

You know that you're a heretic when everyone's calling you a faggot and telling you to kill yourself not if you violate rule 23.

Just got to the thread. You'd know that if you bothered to check IDs

Much of the Bible was written simply to describe historical events. Other parts include poetry and philosophy.

The equivalent would simply be the Holla Forums archive, or some selected posts from it.

Imageboard posts are ephemeral, though. But I think that rather suits a god of chaos.

Shitpost of shitposts, all are shitposts.

there's an unfortunate lack of lain veneration in kekism

You need to stop being a co-opting faggot. You want people to follow lain, you show what lain has done for us.

For Kek, what we need to do is record signs and proof of His work. All the coincidences that have piled up and shown themselves to be more than each part by itself. What truths we need to follow will then be obvious.

I agree, kekfaggots need to get it through their thick skulls that Lain is the one true CyberGod.

Though, this kind of shit is reaching retarded levels. Just go to church you fags.

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this election has been the most fun ever

Followers of kek are really just hermeticists

Sounds about right.

HERETICS! THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE Holla Forums PROPHECY!