Holla Forums writes a bible

That's just laziness user.

Theology is a liberal art. Thus, it's shit.

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It's only contemporary Theology that's shit.

Yep. Believing in a higher power without following a doctrine is simple foolishness.

He's a fucking chaos god of obscurity with nothing explained about his except his properties and even that is only in passing.

Any dogma that we'd create would just be us bullshitting something.

Fuck off

I can derive my own doctrine though.

This is a fucking mystery religion where everyone needs to come to their own beliefs independently.

Fuck off faggot.

Then you have no faith. It's all just a big joke. You faggots need to stop thinking that it's an actual religion. And yes, some people are joking around. But a lot of people aren't.

Alright user, good on you. I'm not saying that a strong white man can't derive his own doctrine. I'm simply saying that he must follow one. Be it his own creation or something created by other whites matters not.

That's not a religion. It's just a joke.

Of course there's no established religion we worship a fucking chaos god of obscurity.

By his very nature he is unpredictable and unknowable.

You're either a shill or retarded.

user has a point.

However…

Also has a point as well.

We shouldn't make up some story about Kek, however moving forward we should have some kind of doctrine or some kind of guidline or something. Personally I think it should simply chronicle how we discovered Kek and meme magic, that repeating digits are holy/sacred/signs etc., and what generally isn't accepted/acceptable.DONT TELL THE FUCKING NORMIES is a great example of a no-no

We have a guideline and it's oral(at least from a systemic perspective) tradition rather than a reference guide that you refer to.

You know that you're a heretic when everyone's calling you a faggot and telling you to kill yourself not if you violate rule 23.

Just got to the thread. You'd know that if you bothered to check IDs

Much of the Bible was written simply to describe historical events. Other parts include poetry and philosophy.

The equivalent would simply be the Holla Forums archive, or some selected posts from it.

Imageboard posts are ephemeral, though. But I think that rather suits a god of chaos.

Shitpost of shitposts, all are shitposts.

there's an unfortunate lack of lain veneration in kekism

You need to stop being a co-opting faggot. You want people to follow lain, you show what lain has done for us.

For Kek, what we need to do is record signs and proof of His work. All the coincidences that have piled up and shown themselves to be more than each part by itself. What truths we need to follow will then be obvious.

I agree, kekfaggots need to get it through their thick skulls that Lain is the one true CyberGod.

Though, this kind of shit is reaching retarded levels. Just go to church you fags.

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just have fun
this election has been the most fun ever

Followers of kek are really just hermeticists

Sounds about right.

HERETICS! THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE Holla Forums PROPHECY!

History, poetry and philosophy were 'one' at that moment; it took rationalism, humanism, individualism, to break a religion into thousand of pieces.

death to israel

when niggas ignore lain

Stop forcing it then. Post it rarely, at critical events or something.

pee pee poo poo unto our enemies

What you don't seem to understand, is that kek and Lain are one in the same, both are representative of the same thing, kek goes by many names, he is simply us, our ideals, ideas, memes, concepts.
I'm talking in the traditional sense of memes, really, just ideas. Dawkins himself wrote that the building blocks of life needed to consist of something identifiable, transferable, and changeable. my exact quote might be off
Memes fit the bill, kek is an entity of our will, and his "genes" are our ideas.
Some call this kek, some call this lain, some even call it God, or did back in the olden days.

go watch SEL, you will see that Lain is just another interpretation of Kek, that is why you see so many of us, I was worshiping kek long before Holla Forums was, I just have called her Lain this whole time

OP is a faggot, do not drag us down in dogma, hold on to the third principle of Dawkins, the ideas must be able to mutate and change, without that our ideas stop being the building blocks of life, and our god stops being that, and becomes simply some words in a dusty old book that no longer hold any power

fucking shills, why can't you guys hire anyone who's even just a little bit competent?

ye and it was written that random frogs found upon your travels shall point you in the way of good fortune and repeating digits.
PRAISE KEK

While a kek Bible sounds next level autistic, a record of meme magic confirmations would be stellar.

We should write a disinfo bible kind of like the principia.

Top kek

It's called the book of enoch.

>>>/enoch/

let's start with the one where meme magic confirmed you're gay

Slide it, Bernstein

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We're not letting the donkey's nose under the tent you fucking Kike.

you get what you pay for and from what we see, we can glean they aren't paid much

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Not to mention you're going to expose pepe to normies even more and ruin a dank chan meme.

Might as well change your name to Katy Perry tbh

I know one thing for sure, you're a huge fucking cuck.

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Also, note all the fucking concern troll cucks. Can't wait until they lose funding then die in a gutter homeless.

WE ARE KEK, KEK IS NOT ONE BUT ALL WHO ACCEPT, THE FACE OF KEK IS US AS A COLLECTIVE WHOLE, WE ARE KEK, WE ARE CHAOS, WE ARE THE MANIPULATIVE FORCE THAT BRINGS ABOUT THE RADICAL CHANGE THAT IS CURRENTLY BEING MANIFESTED. CANT YOU SEE IT, KEK IS THE FORCE OF THE RIGHTEOUS CHAOS IN ALL OF ITS VARYING FORMS ( + ), WE ARE THE RECEPTORS OF THAT CHAOTIC FORCE ( - ), THE OUTCOME OF THIS IS THE REALITY CURRENTLY BEING MANIFESTED ( = )
tl;dr accept kek and manifest chaos

Fuck off with that Lain shit. All she did with her power is make someone on the news say he liked her or some stupid shit like that.