Even pizza shops spy on you

Are you trying to turn user into a trap?

Make your store a meme on 2ch.

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Why do privacy advocates use twitter? It's like an obese man at Mcdonalds telling you to eat healthier.

McDonalds seems like a fine place to find people who need to eat healthier.

Only we have the majority of the userbase as underage.

you're joking, right?
surely its mostly 16-35, like western imageboards.

2ch has been around longer, and been more consistent than western imageboards in terms of hosting/userbase.
There's a lot of oldfags on there. I'm pretty sure their politicians used to go on there occasionally.

Sure, there's newfags, but the majority are over 20-25.

Also
tfw you've been shitposting before you were 16 and wasted so many years of your life

I've started going on 4chan when I was 11. I was the worst kind of cnacer imagineable.