Barack Obama has sensationally told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer that he will NOT vacate the Oval office if Donald J. Trump is elected the 45th President of the United States.
The current president claims he is “fully prepared” to ignore the popular vote if it means stopping Trump, having found what he believes is a little known loophole that would allow him to remain in charge until a re-election is called.
“As president, I must do what I feel is in the best interests of our nation,” he explained. “If the American people elected ‘the Donald’ then I will be forced to take whatever actions I deem necessary.”
When asked by the CNN anchor if he would remain in charge, Obama’s response was firm. “I am not standing down as president if it means four years of President Trump,” he said categorically.
The president was asked what exact lengths he would go to, to prevent the billionaire from being sworn in on January, 20th, 2017. “I am prepared to file a motion of ‘no confidence’ in our citizens thereby taking their vote away from them,” he confessed.
“Wait, you’re willing to impeach the American people as voters?” a possibly stunned Blitzer asked. “Yes, if necessary,” the President responded. “I cannot allow him into this chair, with his finger so close to the button. The power would go to his head immediately.”
Obama even suggested he will barricade himself and his family inside the White House if it means stopping the Trump family from taking up residency there. “I’ve instructed the Secret Service to use full force in defending the White House from the Trump family. Joe has already expressed his willingness to die multiple times in order to keep them out of here.”
When questioned by Howard Stern, Trump seemed unconcerned by the President’s stance. “Don’t worry, we’ll get some of the second amendment people to sort him out pretty quickly.”
can you even detect satire?? was a dead giveaway dumbass
Kevin Rivera
For fucks sake
Levi Hill
So why exactly isn't this thread anchored?
Ian Hughes
kek
Nicholas Cook
Because it's good distraction goy. Exactly what our mods want to see.
Here, have a bump so your catalog is even more useless.
Jose Carter
you're cute
Brody King
Are you seriously implying it isn't exactly the case?
Alexander Powell
Well, what the fuck did you expect? Once a nigger gets handed a pot of gold and get a taste for ambrosia, he wont give it back, even if asked nicely or threatened.
Anthony Rivera
OP is a retard who falls for painfully obvious fake 'news'
Kayden Fisher
This will mean civil war.
Nicholas Ramirez
I would ask the OP to kindly drink bleach, but it seems he's ahead of the curve.
Lincoln Foster
this is a false story..stop promoting dumb shit.
Thomas Watson
seems legit
Blake Rogers
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Jaxon Sanders
Why all these half-hearted measures?
You better not wimp out when we're digging mass graves.
William Johnson
Fuck off Holla Forums.
Josiah Collins
so basically he's saying he will cease power from the people and become a dictator?
who was it liberals called Hitler?
Dominic Torres
I'm looking forward to seeing Obongo killed by the military then.
Jaxon Rogers
there's no source in that fucking article, all the links just loop to a random article written by the same people.
Jaxon Collins
I bet you're a conservative because you're as retarded as liberals.
Christian Allen
Also, nice reddit spacing you nigger.
Jason Mitchell
people have been using that spacing long before digg
Colton Torres
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Henry Lopez
SHUT IT DOWN
Leo Hall
((They)) really don't want us to dig into this, huh? Now I'm only more interested because of them.
Mason Evans
it's a fake website you fucking retard.
Joshua Taylor
What's with the double brackets?
Zachary Anderson
(((you)))
Ethan Clark
Found the shill.
Dominic Clark
2/3rd jew?
Christian Jenkins
It's fake news right?
Michael Davis
F A K E A N D G A Y A K E
A N D
G A Y
Thomas Brooks
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Sebastian Flores
Fake. And stop bumping this thread please.
Robert Carter
no u
Dominic Rodriguez
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Daniel Robinson
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Adam Walker
nigger you didn't SAGE
Hudson White
We're gonna have a lot of bodies, need to make this as efficient as possible.