Mickey Mouse figurine resurfaces near Auschwitz

Man, I can't believe I used to fall for shit like this, back in the day. Based on ZERO evidence, this Mickey Maus was owned by Anne Frank!

It's the laziness I detest the most. If you're going to pull the wool over people's eyes, you should have to fucking WORK for it.

Bad luck there since it was probably made in China in '98.

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Fun fact: Hitler drew Disney fan art.

(Could be a forgery, of course, take it with a grain of salt.)

No. I meant bad luck for us in that it WOULD contain poisonous materials. But I won't call you a faggot since I probably could have been clearer with my wording.

Goebbels and Hitler were both big fans of cartoons and jump-started a German animation industry in the middle of the war.
Too bad the Reich died, just think of all the cool NS cartoons that could have been.

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Oy vey, that would be disrespectful to the memory of the six million! Listen and believe, goy!

Unreal…

No, literally, unreal.