Guys are we breaking reality? I'm seriously starting to get spooked here. Too many fucking coincidences

Behold, it is I, your savior. I am the one that makes the meme magic happen. People that I hate die and get sick. People that I love prosper and get rich. Things that I think about come true.

When Hillary has a coughing fit, I am watching her, sitting there wishing she would have a coughing fit. It always works.

Give me a test. Describe something that you wish to happen and I will make it so.

Nope sorry, you'll never find me.

There are thousands of tiny oil companies. And its not the little ones that make billions.

But at least now that opec has lost its ability to enforce monopoly prices on the world we aren't getting raped as hard at the pumps. I still remember paying $4.62 during peak oil.

I'd assume that's why; the popular modern story though is that during some sieges Paris began eating frogs to survive, but the 3 Frogs crest turning over time in a 3 Lys crest is probably way more accurate.

Also, the esoteric meaning of the frog is one of rebirth and renaissance; everything a frog is and what it represents can be somewhat translated esotericaly, but these kind of things are lost today sicne we are all getting more modern by the day.

Maybe i am Kek, or maybe i'm a schizo.

Anyway, i wrote this poem a while ago:

Mythos

Mythos you are beckoning. Mythos you are my only friend. Mythos I am dead but alive in you. Mythos save me.

Mythos, or chaos — I love you.

Order. Always there. Lurking in the shadows. What have you got to say?

Is this kekkish enough for you?

Oh yeah, i'm not this guy btw.

I also have a friend called Pepe and once a sorceress said i looked like a frog(i don't though, which just makes it more mysterious).

and my name starts with K.

Who knows though. Go forth and subvert the dominant paradigm my sheeple.

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