Saw this guy walking around last night with some black balloons.
Do you anons think he is probably cool and I should try to make friends?
Clowns in the woods invading America
Tyler Martinez
Ayden Ward
Why live?
Nicholas Mitchell
This happens every year around Halloween.
It even happens in the UK. Though usually it's just guys in clown costumes staring at people and creeping them out.
Guess they either upped their game, or they got a bunch of pedos doing it this year.
Jackson Foster
fucking americans, weird as hell but fucking hilarious
Alexander Nguyen
Fuck off
Noah Bell
California is basically spic territory now. Let them handle it. However, the Carolinas are still fairly white. We have no choice. This sounds like a job for Right Wing Clown Squads.
How to Protect Your Neighborhood from Evil Clowns
Equipment:
1. A weapon of your choice.
2. Some fatigues.
3. A wooden chair.
4. A whoopee cushion.
5. 15-20 feet of wire (gauge doesn't matter).
6. A battery powered noise-maker of some kind that has a switch (options are many and go for less than a dollar)
7. A separate switch
8. Soldering iron
9. A bit of solder
10. Some porn.
Step 1: Preparing the Clown Alarm
First, take that wire and cut it in half. Using wire stripper (or a knife/lighter/etc.), strip all four ends of your two wires. Next, take apart your electronic noisemaker, look at the circuit closely, identify its switch's soldering points and desolder it. (Refer to Youtube for soldering instructions). Now take both of your wires and solder one end of each wire into the places where the noisemaker's switch was. Finally, solder your separate switch onto the other two ends of your wires.
Step 2: Setting the Trap
Take all your equipment out into the woods where evil clowns are suspected. Set up the chair, and put the whoopee cushion in it. Put the your switch underneath the whoopee cushion and run the wires behind the nearest bush.
Step 3: The Waiting Game
Clowns will not be able to resist sitting in the chair. It's their nature. They can't resist the whoopee cushion any more than a dindu can resist EBT. However, there are may or may not be any clowns nearby that can sense it. It may take anywhere from a few hours to a few days. This is where your porn comes in. Get comfortable, and try to keep yourself occupied.
Step 4: Remove Clown
Once the Clown Alarm goes off, verify that it is a clown, and if so, make a citizen's arrest. Call ICE so they can deport his ass back to wherever the hell clowns come from.
Jaxson Evans
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Levi Jackson
I'm more worried about what is truly going on that the media would sink to this level of immaturity.
Alexander Fisher
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