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Why is nobody talking about the clown invasion epidemic? Clowns have already taken over the woods of 3 states.
Clowns in the woods invading America
Jordan Parker
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Tyler Cox
Are the memes coming in reverse chronological order because CERN?
Connor Carter
This has happened a few times before, in waves. Probably some /x/ tier shit, combined with juvenile pranksters. Funny how things end up feeding each other like that.
Joseph Baker
This is just the movies with all the masked guys butchering people. But clowns because they're scary too
It's a trend for pyschos. We live in a world where white men can't shoot them dead like fucking Indians
Ryan Martin
And if Hillary doesn't win, we'll soon have a clown for president!
Hahahaha! Get it? I implied Trump is a clown!
But seriously, don't forget to vote for Hillary goy- I mean guys!
Daniel James
It's probably the kikes.
Tyler White
fuck that if i see a clown im killing it on sight
Wyatt Brooks
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I HAVE NO SHEKELS MR. J
Jaxson Foster
They're just harmless joksters, believe me goyim.
Blake Mitchell
wtf i hate clowns now
Nathaniel Johnson
Huge noses, beady eyes, pedophilic tendencies, fuck it. Just gas em.
Jack Carter
Wait….there is a world clown association?
Isaac Parker
shills are out full force tonight anons
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shills are out full force tonight anons
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shills are out full force tonight anons
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shills are out full force tonight anons
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shills are out full force tonight anons
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Thomas Bailey
CLOWNS = KIKES CONFIRMED
Gavin Peterson
fuck off clown shill
Jace Stewart
You mean you didn't know about the militant clown underground?
Kayden Stewart
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NEVER ENOUGH FOR A KIKE
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NEVER ENOUGH FOR A KIKE
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NEVER ENOUGH FOR A KIKE
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NEVER ENOUGH FOR A KIKE
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Easton Moore
>>>/juggapol/
Quit clowning around.
Ryan Myers
sorry OP,
you are not a shill.
So many shills tonight. I was quick to react.
==SORRY=
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novel topic check.
Sorry once again, i wish i could delete my posts
Wyatt Hill
Ignore,
I made a mistake OP is not a shill. Wrong thread.
We are under attack be on guard, for non pol culture and language.
Zachary Morgan
*Holla Forums
Jayden Cook
Spooky.
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Jack Morgan
Good god kill yourself you unbearable autist.
Ryder Martinez
I almost thought that you were a subhuman (kike)lown.
Zachary Flores
You're conducting a futile action. If a clown kills himself, the person who encouraged it will lose their foreskin. It'll vanish.
Ryan Thompson
Killing Klown Krew
Elijah Martin
Probably a publicity stunt for the new version of (((Steven King's))) It.
Jonathan Scott
Yep, viral marketing. that was my first thought
Tyler Watson
Would you follow a clown?
Grayson James
Clowns belong in the oven.
Clownpiece is a fairy, not a clown. Just clarifying. There's nothing wrong with fairies, they're the white man's friend. Clowns, on the other hand, are degenerate psychopaths.
Absolutely disgusting.
Luis Torres
Nah i was in the mountains in CA for work and I came across an abandoned van used by clowns from maybe the 90's early 2000's. Pretty sure that any grown ass man that dresses up as clown is %1000 a pedophile.
Zachary Myers
I want to fuck that clown
Jose Martinez
New Line Cinema might have just topped Sony for sheer retardation.
Bentley Parker
tfw have serious clown fetish
tfw good clown porn is really hard to come by
John Wright
because it's not fucking Holla Forums related
Camden Jones
There was another slide thread on cuckchan exactly like this. It's a PR stunt for the new Stephen King movie.
Henry Kelly
>clown porn
This exists?
Justin Phillips
Clowns are a far greater threat to the white race than Jews. You'll see eventually, user. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Brody Gutierrez
Whether there are clowns in the woods or not is not important, what is important are the rumors.
Noah Thompson
The one time single men dressed as clowns hanging around the woods after dark are really handing out free candy and movie tickets, and everyone thinks they're trying to rape children.
Colton Morris
wtf I love clowns now.
Luke Cruz
you don't say..
Henry Hernandez
Kill yourself
Xavier Bell
Sebastian Cooper
Fucking Juggalos are ridiculous.
When are we going to get sonic the hedgehog themed criminal gangs?
Bentley Walker
I saw this posted on /x/ a few times, my conclusion is
1.A secret society of killer clowns haunt the american landscape
2.Its a prank bro
Robert Gomez
Clown Removal Squads when?
Bonus points if the crews going through the woods are wearing moonman masks s they forcibly remove clown.
Evan Jones
If it were going to happen, it would have happened by now.
Tyler Martinez
Saw this guy walking around last night with some black balloons.
Do you anons think he is probably cool and I should try to make friends?
Ayden Ward
Why live?
Nicholas Mitchell
This happens every year around Halloween.
It even happens in the UK. Though usually it's just guys in clown costumes staring at people and creeping them out.
Guess they either upped their game, or they got a bunch of pedos doing it this year.
Jackson Foster
fucking americans, weird as hell but fucking hilarious
Alexander Nguyen
Fuck off
Noah Bell
California is basically spic territory now. Let them handle it. However, the Carolinas are still fairly white. We have no choice. This sounds like a job for Right Wing Clown Squads.
How to Protect Your Neighborhood from Evil Clowns
Equipment:
1. A weapon of your choice.
2. Some fatigues.
3. A wooden chair.
4. A whoopee cushion.
5. 15-20 feet of wire (gauge doesn't matter).
6. A battery powered noise-maker of some kind that has a switch (options are many and go for less than a dollar)
7. A separate switch
8. Soldering iron
9. A bit of solder
10. Some porn.
Step 1: Preparing the Clown Alarm
First, take that wire and cut it in half. Using wire stripper (or a knife/lighter/etc.), strip all four ends of your two wires. Next, take apart your electronic noisemaker, look at the circuit closely, identify its switch's soldering points and desolder it. (Refer to Youtube for soldering instructions). Now take both of your wires and solder one end of each wire into the places where the noisemaker's switch was. Finally, solder your separate switch onto the other two ends of your wires.
Step 2: Setting the Trap
Take all your equipment out into the woods where evil clowns are suspected. Set up the chair, and put the whoopee cushion in it. Put the your switch underneath the whoopee cushion and run the wires behind the nearest bush.
Step 3: The Waiting Game
Clowns will not be able to resist sitting in the chair. It's their nature. They can't resist the whoopee cushion any more than a dindu can resist EBT. However, there are may or may not be any clowns nearby that can sense it. It may take anywhere from a few hours to a few days. This is where your porn comes in. Get comfortable, and try to keep yourself occupied.
Step 4: Remove Clown
Once the Clown Alarm goes off, verify that it is a clown, and if so, make a citizen's arrest. Call ICE so they can deport his ass back to wherever the hell clowns come from.
Jaxson Evans
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Levi Jackson
I'm more worried about what is truly going on that the media would sink to this level of immaturity.
Alexander Fisher
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Caleb Johnson
(((Aliens)))
(((Putin)))
No, (((Clowns)))
Definitely (((Clowns)))now!
Next one's will be White People and Disneyland
Josiah Russell
What's worrisome is that Clown transsexuals may one day catch on.