MASSIVE VOLCANO ERUPTION POSSIBLE WITHIN A MATTER OF DAYS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Survive highschool, 4 years of college, 25 years of work, build a 401k, buy a house, car, wife and 2 kids.
Only to be killed by a VOLCANO. that fucking figures

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Yep. Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye.

Um … before you do, send me all your bitcoin and valuables. You won't need them.

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I distinctly remember the same exact potential happening two years ago around the time GG/exodus happened

feels tuebor

you always had to die one day oldfag

That looks comfy as fuck.

What is used as a floor though? Looks like the ground would be pretty wet fam.