They block your path

Eli Morris
Eli Morris

What do you do?

Ryan Howard
Ryan Howard

walk around them and go about my way

Easton Cook
Easton Cook

too old

James Fisher
James Fisher

They block your path
What do you do do?

Either chop 'em down or torch 'em!!!

Connor Phillips
Connor Phillips

These are not real teenagers. Their bones are too aged and their facial features are sagging a little bit. They are in their twenties.

Wyatt Lewis
Wyatt Lewis

post a sign that says "keep off the path"

Lucas Flores
Lucas Flores

check skill sheet
spec'd into charisma
"I've got this"
ask DM if I can roll for persuasion
he hands me the d20
I use my inspiration dice too, I'm getting these bitches
roll
I rolled a 1
my inspiration dice is only worth 5
fail skill check
the girls laugh at me and tell me to beat it
foreveralone.jpg

Elijah Foster
Elijah Foster

Dice rollRolled 7 (1d8)

I don my ring of +2 dexterity and try to pick their pockets

Adam Wright
Adam Wright

You fail, but only because they have no pockets to pick. Other than that, your act was not detected.

Grayson Thomas
Grayson Thomas

Dice rollRolled 3, 10 = 13 (2d12)

I cast detect magic

Ethan Taylor
Ethan Taylor

You succeed but just barely. You feel a demonic presence from both the girls. Due to a high INT stat, you determine they could be succubi. You may roll for initiative.

Carson Miller
Carson Miller

Unzip pants

Chase Green
Chase Green

Zips his pants ^

Jace Bell
Jace Bell

punch them both in the face with my fists

Parker Hughes
Parker Hughes

Dice rollRolled 7 + 3 (1d7)

Fuck that shit, I point behind them to make them look and attempt to run away.

Brayden Lee
Brayden Lee

Despite your attempt at a distraction, the succubi have noticed your detect magic spell and are now staring at you intently. The one on the left smirks and says:
like what you see?
You can feel energy building up. You may roll for initiative or attempt persuasion again, but running won't work at this point.

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

Dice rollRolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d6)

I summon the power of autism and try to look so greasy and pathetic even they won't want me.

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

Your presentation of autism is masterful. Your conversation with the succubi consists of stuttering and the occasional slurping of saliva. As a final push, you pull some spaghetti out of your pockets and offer it to them. The succubi look both confused and disgusted, and walk away without another word.

Encounter complete! +5 XP

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

DM note: Succubi are weak to autism

Colton Allen
Colton Allen

yata!

Ayden Nelson
Ayden Nelson

[teleports around you]*

Dylan Hernandez
Dylan Hernandez

Fuck them like the little whores they are

Dylan Gomez
Dylan Gomez

Shoot them. Shoot them both.

Andrew Wood
Andrew Wood

pee on them

Austin Young
Austin Young

I would wave my special magic wand at them, and watch their clothes magically disappear!

Grayson Hall
Grayson Hall

Tell them about magick.

Julian Kelly
Julian Kelly

Kill them and eat.

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

drag them into my rape dungeon.
breed them daughters.
keep the daughters.

Henry Torres
Henry Torres

True dungeon master ITT

Lincoln Ortiz
Lincoln Ortiz

That's not how you tripcode

Juan Cruz
Juan Cruz

I would wave my special magic wand at them, and watch their clothes magically disappear!
Are you suggesting they would sight your tiny micro-enis, laugh hysterically at you, then run away?

Daniel Cook
Daniel Cook

yes

Adam Carter
Adam Carter

I think the pedo baiting has gone on quite enough for now. It's time totalk about furries or bronies instead.

Xavier Sanders
Xavier Sanders

block your path
too tiny id step over them

Adrian Baker
Adrian Baker

I would let them to me up and ride my throbbing dick til it fills them up with goo

John Cox
John Cox

Wow. that sounds fully sick

Dominic Nguyen
Dominic Nguyen

They
You're doing it wrong OP.

Solution? Easy.
[teleports behind you]*

Luis Cooper
Luis Cooper

COmment required

Dylan Johnson
Dylan Johnson

They block your path?

Blake Bennett
Blake Bennett

One for every day of the week!

Jaxson Nguyen
Jaxson Nguyen

Fuck I need to see their feet user..

Alexander Stewart
Alexander Stewart

Now that's what I call "HOLEY Week"

Alexander Jackson
Alexander Jackson

Just fuck them. That's all they are to men - fuck holes / sperm banks.

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