If you were God.

Levi Wright
Levi Wright

If you were God, what would you do?

Evan Stewart
Evan Stewart

Be bored af for eternity

Cooper Walker
Cooper Walker

create angels that look like perfect little girls
then fuck them for eternity

Camden Lewis
Camden Lewis

cure autism

Jordan Martinez
Jordan Martinez

I'm afraid autism is too powerful

Landon Robinson
Landon Robinson

Step one would be to limit my cosmic awareness so that I could perceive things as being "new and exciting" again, since true omniscience comes hand in hand with 100% accurate future sight into infinity and extreme boredom.

Step two would be to create lots of complex things so that I could watch them do shit for my entertainment.

Step three would be to repeat step two every time the new thing became boring.

Camden Roberts
Camden Roberts

Cast all spergs to the pit of fire for eternity.

Anthony White
Anthony White

b-but Holla Forums wouldn't be here without autism

Leo Nelson
Leo Nelson

..shit.

Thomas Wilson
Thomas Wilson

Can we please just using the term eternity?
You just make yourself look like some autstic nerd for using eternity instead of just for a long time.

Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

erase the world and start over with a fresh new slate. or crash the us economy woth no survivors

Nathan Edwards
Nathan Edwards

i would erase this guy first

Asher Martinez
Asher Martinez

I would create a world without limits and without boredom. That way eternal life won't be a burden. So I make everyone eternal. I would be like our world on steroids.

Matthew Hill
Matthew Hill

God sure knows how to entertain himself. He made bewbs and vahgina to look at. He even made a benis!

Hunter Nelson
Hunter Nelson

WHAT IF…
GOD DID IT FOR THE LULZ?!

Elijah Clark
Elijah Clark

Lucifer: Sperg Edition™

Henry Cruz
Henry Cruz

God is insane and even if he had a plan it's long gone. Only madness now.

Landon Taylor
Landon Taylor

I would put every past, future, and present human into paradise regardless of how good they are or act

Luis Campbell
Luis Campbell

every past, future, and present human
I guess you'll have to leave lawyers behind then.

Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

But even in a state of limitless possibilities, you'd still get bored if you were omniscient. And I would think that creating something with limitless possibilities would be impossible, given that in order for something to exist, it needs functions and characteristics (which always come with certain constraints).

I dunno, fun to think about.

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

I would get bored but my creations would florish. Then I would kill myself having fullfilled my purpose.

Aaron Allen
Aaron Allen

Yep, that's about right

Jack Mitchell
Jack Mitchell

Sounds like the correct answer

Jayden Robinson
Jayden Robinson

God is sitting in a corner and cringing.

Jose Nelson
Jose Nelson

If I was a god, I wouldn't exist.

Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

I'd do your mom
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD pwnd

Nicholas Stewart
Nicholas Stewart

Find this girl and impregnate her and create a new generation of gods and my family worshipped for ALL TIME!!!!!

Jordan Jones
Jordan Jones

Be a fat ass without being a fat ass.

Justin Barnes
Justin Barnes

just stop using*
FTFY
You just make yourself look like some autstic nerd
Better a nerd than a derp. Also, a long time for you is basically nothing to a deity. Rurn2Engrish!

Blake Rodriguez
Blake Rodriguez

Replace with New & Improved Godtism (((patent pending)))

Lincoln Gomez
Lincoln Gomez

If I were God, I never would've taken the universe out of the package. Worth more that way.

Parker Collins
Parker Collins

Chocomilk

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

I would go back in time and create myself, it would solve a problem

Gabriel Wilson
Gabriel Wilson

Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur

James Martin
James Martin

STOP DATAMINING ME

Cooper Green
Cooper Green

If you were God, what would you do?
I would make Dysnomia skinny and smart for 30 seconds just long enough to give him an idea of what it felt like to be normal.
Then I would shove a stick up his ass, turn him into a corn dog, and feed him to Jim.

Ian Taylor
Ian Taylor

b-but Holla Forums wouldn't be here without autism
That is the point.

John Ortiz
John Ortiz

You just make yourself look like some autstic nerd for using eternity instead of just for a long time.
No, you look like the autist for not knowing the difference between eternity (which means for ever) and a long time (which means any indeterminately long time but *not* forever).

Josiah Robinson
Josiah Robinson

I would become Satan, create a metal/punk/hard rock festival for a long period of time making the dead and living play, the food will be free, the booze would be free
but it's all poison if you don't like the music.
The location for the festival would be hell.

Luke Stewart
Luke Stewart

Make the universe so I can toy with every mortal being on other planets until they eventually meet each other and destroy themselves for my amusement. Then I would reset the universe and do it all over again but give them magic and other shit so I won't get bored looking at it.

Benjamin Baker
Benjamin Baker

Make other gods

Nathan Nelson
Nathan Nelson

will useful shit into being, and make it seem like it is via science
sexbots, transhumanism, a method of making unlimited energy.
make sure people that I trust has these technologies, and those I don't, don't have them
after that
leave this gay shit behind, and make my own fantasy/fetish universes, make myself forget about my godhood, just live a life within those universes, after death I remember my godhood. Make myself forget after I have done everything, so I could do it all over again.

Adam Nelson
Adam Nelson

convince 99% of the population to kill themselves, while the other 1% watch in horror and are confused the rest of their lives, then wait for the population to grow again, rinse and repeat

Wyatt Gutierrez
Wyatt Gutierrez

Create a world with lots people and demand they live up to unattainable standards.

Easton Nelson
Easton Nelson

smoke weed everyday

Gabriel Rivera
Gabriel Rivera

Do you guys believe man has the potential to become God?

Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

not as we are now, no

Cooper Allen
Cooper Allen

BOOOORING! Our current owner already does that.

Parker Scott
Parker Scott

There was once an advanced civilization on Earth training Humans (white people, don't kid yourself) on how to become Gods like their Father.

"O Parvati ! What is there on this earth which cannot be accomplished if one has control over his sexual fluid?"

That is, all powers reside at the divine feet of the Enlightened Urdhvareta (one who is able to sublimate his sexual energy through the practice of yoga). In fact, Siddhis (divine powers) become his facile servants. Such a Sadhaka can attain Self-Realisation within a short span of time. Even the gods (deities) have attained immortality through Brahmacharya".

"The gods have conquered death by Brahmacharya and penance. Indra, the King of gods, has attained a still higher status, through the self-discipline of Brahmacharya."

Women are still pretty much monkeys, however. And now I don't feel so bad about my circumcised penis. Little whores are willing to stick that in them LOL stupid monkey sluts.

Julian Stewart
Julian Stewart

I would troll people in their daily life

Josiah Cook
Josiah Cook

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Josiah Ortiz
Josiah Ortiz

damn, that age and already a roastie. Fuck!

Ryan Evans
Ryan Evans

So, a standard issue Judeo-Christian deity?

Liam Sanchez
Liam Sanchez

you must be fun at parties

Hudson Clark
Hudson Clark

I don't go to parties because I hate every one of fuckers. Is that the best rejoinder that you can formulate?

Jayden Butler
Jayden Butler

i would kill all the dataminers… wait oh shit i spilled the data

shit fuck you nigger

Liam Bailey
Liam Bailey

Cease to exist because I don't believe in myself.

Anthony Wood
Anthony Wood

aaaaaaaaah shut up you pussy hat. FUKKEN REKT YOUR ASSHOLE M8

Matthew Mitchell
Matthew Mitchell

Keep telling yourself that, if it helps you sleep.

John Butler
John Butler

keep tellning oyoajh lblala bllalalalal blablabla blablablablabla blablabla bla bla
your fedora is tipped all the way over, i can't hear your clearly

Ryder Kelly
Ryder Kelly

I don't wear a fedora, only deerstalkers.

Julian Anderson
Julian Anderson

call me

Jason Phillips
Jason Phillips

What should I call you?

Angel Brown
Angel Brown

fix the world then throw myself into hell as penance for the suffering I've caused

Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

by his name

Gabriel Gonzalez
Gabriel Gonzalez

yeah by name, you fucking retard. date cancelled. i was willing to ride your cock, but you blew it

Anthony Adams
Anthony Adams

Damn, no AIDS for me. (((BAWWW!)))

Luis Hughes
Luis Hughes

Give a random human (every 100 years) the power to become a "champion" and that could potentially defeat me and become a ruler of great proportions.

Sebastian Watson
Sebastian Watson

All humans live.

We force aldehyde-stabilized cryogenic preservation to all deceased decomposing, "dead".

We make camps for youth and aged who are at risk of being killed or suiciding. We make freedom by actions you do timed, synchronized, to picture, video, or audio of something like a sheet of musical notation…like the ones musicians use but for non-music action.

Suicides are forced to situations where the only way they can move some of their body is by doing action timed to these modifies music notation sheet plans.

We increase the number of representatives of legislatures to millions of representatives.

We subsidize robots to farm the land.

I do not have to have sex, nor do I have to marry.

David Cruz
David Cruz

Have little worthless pathetic children who will eventually overthrow or attack me and maybe imprison me because they couldn't kill me. It would be okay though because then my life as an all-knowing all-seeing god wouldn't be so boring because i would have to try to break out of imprisonment and kill my children (maybe just one every once in a while and lose on purpose so the rest of them think they won against me). Then eventually just forget everything on purpose and live a life as a mortal maybe because i'm all powerful and that would be cool

Julian Morris
Julian Morris

I would finish a song of ice and fire

Oliver Moore
Oliver Moore

If I became a God, everything I have done everything I ever will do, as time means nothing.

I'd send something down to test humanity. Humanity deserves a massive shit test for all the damage we've done.

Joseph Gonzalez
Joseph Gonzalez

Remove jews, gypsies and africans
Make anime real

Julian Turner
Julian Turner

create planets with impossible physics
space flight is rewarded with either a hellish planet of death or planet with riches or bitches, beyond some mortal's wildest dreams

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