If you got a million dollars for every finger that you severed how many would you sever?

My right pinkie. I can't cut anything off of my lefthand because that would = no games with keyboard/joystick.

I dont use it for anything I can think of.
Might actually just cut it off to see how debilitated I am without it.

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Pinkies make up most of your grip stength, annon.

I am missing my right pinky due to an accident. Its not really debilitating at all, I barely notice it except for masturbation. But I can still whack off with my right hand.

Tbh fam

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Probably just my right hand pinky. 1mil is more than enough for me and I don't really need the pinky anyway.

Pinkies are for swimming. That's how you clear the water from your ears.

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With or without something to numb the pain? I guess either way it's kinda tempting. I enjoy playing games, so maybe just my two pinky fingers. I can't imagine a case where I'd absolutely need 5 on each hand. Can we do toes? There was a thread a while back about cutting off a toe and I jumped right on that because I'm actually crippled below the knees.

Maybe just the right ring finger.