If you got a million dollars for every finger that you severed how many would you sever?

I'd sell all my fingers and thumbs and hire a nigger to follow me around and do anything that requires hands

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both pinkies

You didn't say I couldn't sever other peoples fingers. ALL of the fingers.

all of them

$000,000,000.00
i don't cut my fingers by mistake like some savage. git gud

OP would cut his dick off my mistake, thinking it was his pinky.

Ten thousand or so. Not my own, of course. I am not stupid.

So, six million times ten?

My left hand is basically retarded and useless for just about everything, so it can go along with my right pinky – because what are pinkies even for?