ITT: shit you do that you're pretty sure no one else does

ITT: shit you do that you're pretty sure no one else does

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What the fuck, user?

I spit out dead cheek cells that build up in my mouth after I brush my teeth in the morning

thats pretty clever user

i like to turn my back to the shower flow and fart while the water trickles over my butthole. it sounds all sputtery and ducklike when it do it like that

user, thats not clever at all

before turning my hand upside-down over the trash to dispose of the handful of fingernail and toenail clippings, i like to cup my palm over my nose and take a big ol' whiff. love the smell

i like to use jizz to lube out the second wank. sometimes i can get in a third before it turns into whipped semen

i like to pick a boog from my nose and then flick it in the dark and wait for the satisfying "plit!" as it lands on something

I love it!