Stand or sit to wipe your ass?

a-am I supposed to touch it?

what a shitty thread

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what is this wiping of which you speak?

I sit and wipe.
I lean to one side; lifting one ass cheek off the seat. Then I use the hand on the side with said lifted ass cheek to fetch toilet paper. Then ninja its way between the seat and my ass. My other hand doesn't touch any of my ass or any toilet seats.

fucking normies get out

I was wondering much the same, Leonidus-user.

it's apparent that some people sit

I use the shower head because I'm an intellectual