Hello Holla Forums

at least he's not being gang banged

also, seems like the most probable explanation

Sounds like he is perfect to replace our POTUS - totally delusional.

oh snap! how will Trump ever recover from this burn?

america will elect a circus stripper next.

erect, more like - am i right, or am i right?

Dunno, turned off midway because it was boring as shit.
If it's anything like his story, might give it another go.

kek'd

Make him either pay back the gang (in cash) or encourage him to run away (and have your dad wear sunglasses and a wrap around his face, along with a hoodie and baseball cap to make it hard to identify him) and have him wander the countryside. Also, see if you can get a pistol for him when he runs away so he can defend himself if confronted whilst in the countryside. It might be better for him to leave at midnight and have him walk and hide in shrubs. He could also use a pair of binoculars to spot the drones (if there are any present at midnight). In general, give him a good escape plan, preferably by foot or possibly bike (by foot is better in terms of hiding) because the gang members might be able to recognize his car and license plate.

There is no use in escaping and camouflage.
They will track him with implanted microchip and advanced mind reading techniques. He must be happy, that they are not translate their stuff into his head, which happens all the time with gangstalking.

Did we ever figure out why he was being stalked?