Is he a beta Holla Forums??

Squidward is an aging omega male with depression based in the fact that he never had a family. There was an episode where he goes to his "paradise" a place filled with like minded individuals who share his interests and welcome him as one of their collective. I see that as an analogy to a loving accepting family, in that episode he ends up coming to hate his paradise because it's too perfect. That i believe is meant to portray his unwillingness to allow himself to be happy because of his self percieved failure to become a patriarch and pass on his genes.

This is so true.

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Does anyone else ever fantasize about having Suidward's tentacles wrap aroud them tightly, as he shudders in orgastic climax?

What the fuck kind of question is that??.

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Good thread, excellent thread, in fact one of the best we've had on Holla Forums for a few months.

Have a (you), friend

No but OP is.

Kirino is generic though