HEIST NIGHT

I'll be back to help you in a few hours SouthPaw but it's 2 am right now and im going to bed. hope it all works out for ya, I really do. I know what it feels like to be betrayed.

Back, just grabbing something
No, this is my first time on Holla Forums, because fucking "ETHAN" uses 4chan

Yeah, I might be back in either 30 minutes to 5 hours.

I'll take care of the dog.

You need to know their routines. Observe them from a distance. Do either of them work? Are they dating anyone? Do they shop on a particular day? What time do they leave? When do they come home? Figure this shit out and it'll be easy.

Breaking in whilst either of them are home, is a bad move full-stop. If you are involved with these people, the chances are that they'll recognize who you are. This isn't the movies where one of the main characters puts on a mask and suddenly no one is able to recognize them. Your mannerisms, the way you walk, talk, stand, move, your voice (even when putting on a fake accent) will give you away. Even if they don't recognize you at first, subconsciously, you'll come to mind and they will figure it out sooner or later.

You want it done quickly and quietly. Low risk. Avoid them entirely. Breaking in whilst people are home and attempting to subdue them is unpredictable. Too many variables to plan for. Remove people from the equation and things will go much smoother for you.

Firstly, you don't want to be seen by any witnesses. Neighbors or passers-by etc are all a threat to you. Blend in. Become someone they wouldn't even stop to look at. Sneaking around in the dark with a balaclava may sound cool to a 14 year old kid, but you'll have the full attention of anyone, should they see you. The most likely outcome of which, is that they'd call the fucking police. Someone walking around during the day however, who is simply ignored by everyone, is much harder to trace. You're practically invisible.

Hire a truck/van. Park up near their house (not directly outside, but down the street, so far enough that you can still see their entrance). Wait for BOTH to leave. There must be a time eventually where both will not be home, even if for a moment. The minute they leave, you get to work entering the premises.

I'd dress like a workman. Think of a roofer. Tool-belt, baseball cap, shades. Gloves to mask fingerprints. Make sure that shit is filthy. Spill paint on an old pair of jeans. Throw dirt all over your boots. No one will question the fact that you have a crowbar. Keep either a dustmask around your neck, (a bandanna tucked in to the shirt so it's not noticeable also works). You can pull it up over your face as needed, to avoid being profiled by footage from any external security cameras. Bring one of those large worker's toolbags, so you can put their cash and the USB in. (Forget about fencing their computer, it's a retarded way to get caught, leave that shit behind). Double-up (or triple if needed) on socks and get boots that are too big for you, so any footprints left don't match up with your size. Carry a clip-board, if anyone was to notice the workman turning up at the neighbors home, people will presume you've got your work labelled on it and won't question why you're working whilst the occupants aren't home.

Is cp still cp if it's gay?

When it comes to the break-in itself, all you have to do is make it look like you're meant to be there. Don't sneak around or try to hide, just crack on and get to work as if what you're doing is perfectly legal. Treat it as though the occupants have literally hired you to do this. No one will question you. Don't even go to the front door, just head straight around the rear and start going in through the door. Try not to make it look like a break-in by going crazy on it with the crowbar, depending on the type of door, see if you can remove the door itself or drill through the locks. Quick as you can.

You're lucky that you've seen the interior and so already know the layout. Once inside you spray-paint over any camera in the immediate room. If you're worried about being recognized, as you're now within the building and away from potential witnesses, now would be the time to pull a balaclava out from your tool belt and throw it on. Bring mace in your tool-belt too and mace the fucking dog should it be there. It works on bears, it'll work on a damn dog. If it keeps coming at you, keep spraying the fucker. Don't spray directly in to the dogs eyes or you'll blind the thing. It'll eventually leave so you can then shut it in another room.

Now you're inside, you head straight for the cash. if the room is locked, then you can grab the crowbar and smash, drill or hack your way through any of the remaining doors. Forget about noise at this point, you're already inside. Work as fast as you can. It doesn't matter how you do it, just how quick you do it. Don't bother trying to steal computers or any of that shit, it's a waste of time and makes it extremely obvious that you're stealing. So long as you've kept your face covered well, then it doesn't matter if you were seen on any of cameras.Once you've got the shit, remove the balaclava just before exiting and go back to your worker look, head straight to the truck. Throw your toolbag full of cash in the back of it and leave. Avoid routes with stores that may have CCTV. If these guys call the police to report a break-in, they'll be looking at this kind of stuff to see what vehicles were in the area. For good measure, you can use electrical tape to temporarily alter the vehicle's license plate. It'll be obvious to anyone looking at it but to a passer-by, it's unnoticeable. Any potential witnesses will then misremember it. Just remember to remove it once you're done.

Fuck, I laughed.

Amazing plans.
I may not be able to preform the heist, my chair fell over, and I twisted up my ankle…
Then again, if I tell "ETHAN" about my twisted ankle, and it's better later on, then I can rush back with the cash and fake the leg injury, making sure that they don't think it was me

back to le 4chongs faggot