Mfw Joseph got cucked by the Holy Ghost himself

I place my bet on swayze

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toledot_Yeshu

No, Pantera was probably a local boy who rushed to join the Roman army after things got hot.

kek

Does that mean god fucked Mary?

Yes. Yes, it does. Go talk to your local Roman Catholic Priest about it, in a small enclosed provate space, where no-one else can ever know what happens in there, when you're alone with him.

Sweet as the punch

Is this theologically sound doctrine, tho?