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Mfw Joseph got cucked by the Holy Ghost himself
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Luke Wilson
Mary wasn't his wife in the sense we'd use it today. She was meant to stay a virgin for the rest of her life. Joseph got her as a wife because he was a good person, and because he won out in a lot, but he was tasked with taking care of her, not actually taking her as a "wife", as there was no consummation. She was a duty to his community more than anything, so the fact that she was pregnant was a big deal, because it would mean that Joseph ignored his duty and had sex with her anyway.
Chase Ward
wrong
Cameron Young
He got cucked by a random guy and covered it up by claiming that it was a holy child in order to not reveal the fact that he got cucked.
Oliver Young
What kind of bullshit is this? Joseph was on the verge of quietly divorcing her before God intervened
She was to be his wife in the normal sense you idiot
Daniel Roberts
It's not even a little bit wrong, and even the slightest bit of research on your parts would show that. Joseph sought divorce because he knew that he himself didn't cause that pregnancy, so someone else must have, which is even worse. That would mean that she hadn't done her duty, and was no longer worth keeping.
Liam Cruz
Nigger where's your proof?
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Cameron Bennett
Mary was dedicated to a temple at the age of three, how else could she have been betrothed to Joseph? You think the temple just says, "okay, you're done now, go get married and have kids"? The historical record is pretty clear.
Brody Sanchez
protestant scum
Aaron Perry
Proof that cuckoldry is at the very heart of Christianity, thus all Christians are cucks.
Ayden Roberts
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Gabriel Howard
Christianity is the most POZ'd of the Abrahamic religions. Deal with that fact however you must.
Colton Hall
So, the fact that Jesus had brothers and sisters, and that the text makes it clear that Joseph did not "know" his wife until after Jesus was born means she was always a virgin and he was never to have sex with her?
To quote the great movie Dogma "To believe that Jesus was born of a virgin is an act of faith. To believe that a married man and woman never had sex is an act of sheer gullibility!"
Christopher Green
Gavin Richardson
STOP MAKING CHRISTIANITY SEXY TO ME
Andrew Ortiz
REMOVE FLAGS AND IDS
Christopher Hill
REMOVE FAGS AND YIDS
Jaxson Phillips
The historical Mary probably was raped by a roman soldier
So somebody did cuck him but sure it was now ghost
Justin Mitchell
I place my bet on swayze
Caleb Walker
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No, Pantera was probably a local boy who rushed to join the Roman army after things got hot.
Justin Myers
kek
Andrew Roberts
Does that mean god fucked Mary?
Dylan Watson
Yes. Yes, it does. Go talk to your local Roman Catholic Priest about it, in a small enclosed provate space, where no-one else can ever know what happens in there, when you're alone with him.
Nicholas Ward
Sweet as the punch
Asher Rivera
Is this theologically sound doctrine, tho?