Joining the LDS church

Ask someone about to join the mormon church anything.

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What made you do it? Was is a convincing argument or was it more social convenience? Are you trying to get white Mormon pussy or do you actually believe a jew is your God?

I'm not even a fedora fag, I'm just curious how anyone could read segments of the book of Mormon and not see it for what it is - a political tool that some jackass used for his own benefit. None of the Mormon doctrines are biblical, they provide no prophetic proofs for their claims and yet claim him to be a prophet. It's silly.

Shekels, contacts and jobs. Mormons have their hands in everything and are about the only religious institution that does shit for anyone. Had some help from LDS charities before when I was down on my luck, no one else gave a shit. Seriously dude that's something pol doesn't get, real reason religion isn't coming back, they're fucking assholes for the most part.
Mormons are insanely well connected and not only favor their own, they are often the defendants in lawsuits.
I'm not too thrilled but fuck dude times are tough as we all know

Are excited for spending the afterlife making spirit babies with multiple wives forever?

Congratulations OP, when is your baptism? I joined about 5 months ago. Best decision I ever made.

(TRIPS CHECKED)

Mormons and the Scientologists are the only religions that aren't really that violent that just piss me off to no end, I mean who in their right mind would fucking believe their stupid shit.

If that cuck was a prophet he would've gotten a following equal to jesus

I mean same for Scientology but at least it's rooted in science

these stupid semi popular religion with their own limits on what you can and cannot do simply to make it more believable

I mean I believe there is some sort of higher power out there but don't be fucking blind

I'm stalling on that as long as possible, I'm an autist lol

You're not gonna get virgin pussy if that's why you're joining.

How is it the best decision you made? Please explain in detail

Completely changed my life. I went from having absolutely no contacts, to having tons of contacts. I went from staying at home alone all day every day, to going to church, going to church activities, going to institute. I meet new people all the time. All the girls I have met so far are great as well. I may end up working with someone from my church pretty soon depending on what happens. It basically completely rebuilt my confidence, my social life, and I may end up with a girl and a job from it.

btw it's heresy and you run the risk of going to hell.

So basically the same reason I joined a southern baptist church where I'm from.

I heard a rumor that LDS make meth in their compounds. Is this true?

That's basically why I'm doing it, contacts and job prospects. It's rough out there, literally dog kill dog. Do you really believe it? Been to temple yet?

Pft, two words, muh shekels. If I have to wear funny underwear so be it.

I haven't been to the temple yet, I've kinda been between two wards so I haven't been able to get my temple recommend yet. As far as believing it, that's a tough question.

I've read the entire Book of Mormon. There's no way to prove what is in there is true unless you can find historical records of the people that are talked about in the book(Nephites, Lamanites, Jaradites). The stories mostly focus on Jesus, and following God's commandments, so it's a good read either way. Being a member for only 5 months I haven't read all of the doctrine yet(stuff like doctrine and covenants), but there isn't anything too crazy.

Things have definitely been a lot better in my life since joining. I pray every day, I use my priesthood in church, I'm serving in a calling, I participate in home teaching, and good things just seem to happen along the way. I would say that I do have faith in God now when I didn't before. People can say whatever they want about whether or not He exists, but there is definitely a noticeable benefit to having faith. It takes a while to get into the mindset, and even I'm still working on it but the benefit is there. I would say give it a try regardless of what you believe.

Most of the shit people talk about Mormons is bullshit, so don't worry too much.

What's with the white shirts?

I'm a Baptist and I think Mormonism is kind of silly, but I respect Mormons. Many of the Mormons I've met have had great work ethic, been super nice and reliable people. I think it comes from the church actually having expectations of its members, and having much more organization than protestant churches.

saved

OP, you are a goomba.

This is very true. Everything is volunteer work within the church, you get called to serve and the expectation is that you will to the best of your ability. Even the bishop is just a volunteer that was called to serve. You end up doing a lot of different things in the church if you are active. I'm on my first calling right now, and when you see how everyone else in the church does their best to serve it's contagious. You just want to do the best you can at anything you are asked to do.

I look at Mormonism as ripped off freemasonry to a degree, down to the aprons they use in the temple, the square and compass on their garments and their overall structure. Fun fact, Joseph Smith and Brigham young were both master masons who had their Masonic charter at the old navoo lodge revoked for corruption.
Granted people nowadays don't know nor care, hell Utah's current grandmaster is LDS, up there too i think.
I've never been religious in the Christian sense, I plan on just going along with it for a while.

Wut

pun intended?

Same, I was an atheist before I started lessons with the missionaries
I kinda felt that way when I started too. Now unless something crazy happens I'm sticking with it.

Meh. Here's a response to this for anyone who cares.

I have dark skin. Will you suck my cock?

I'm gonna check this out, thanks user.

Please also check my cock out.

You mean to tell me they DON'T sacrifice goats, rape women in their churches, and worship the sun/satan?

As a long time Mormon… welcome!

Not really, I've been going less and less. There's the occasional good thread, the rest is just Catholics, Orthodox and Baptists shitposting at eachother.

I mean you should be 100% sure that you believe the church and its teaching before going through the temple.

Otherwise You will fail to achieve Kwisatz Haderach status after drinking the waters of life and will be forced to put your hand in THE BOX and face your fear, which is the little death… the mind killer

But really though it's a big deal.

Since you've actually read the book of mormon, you may find this interesting user.

Perfect timing, I just finished the other video you posted. I'll check it out

Did it have cocks in it?

please stop looking into the european hindu " 2 people human make the universe " system and focus on the reality that the universe is a unified verse of divine infinite unity , difinity , but in greek is the proper way to refer to the one that really creates the universe and universes , Διφινιτυ , .

Summer fag, go back to reddit.

As far as my beliefs go, they are a lot more solid than it sounds like the OP's beliefs will ever be. As it seems he's only joining for personal gain in this life only. I still have questions about certain things, but nothing that destroys my faith or would make me even consider leaving the church. There's a lot for a convert like me to learn, but I've already made my decision that I'm staying with this church.

Sweet, it's good to know that there's another mormon user here.

Insert "Mormon Jesus.webm" here

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MORMONS AND WHY IS NO ONE CALLING THEM HERETICS?

got u bro

This user is right, I don't know everything but if there is one god damn thing I do know its that the Mormon cult is fundamentally wrong. Like nigger do you really want to join a religion that has no proof backing it what so ever? This isn't even an attack on Christ (as if Mormons believed in a Christ close to the real one) but rather an prophets.
I haven't read all of this but I think you should
cesletter.com/

*but rather on
FALSE PROPHETS

Seriously, if you want to join a church for community or whatever join a good baptist one, or what ever fucking big local one there is NOT MORMONISM! It's retarded heresy spoken from the tongue of a false prophet Joseph Smith! He did not see Christ rise from the dead! Who is he to write about him? Most people that go to church every week are good people that believe in the bible, no cultural christian faggots, if that's what you're worried about.

When are you getting your pair of magic underwear? Is it true that you will have to jack off the church elders as part of your initiation because they don't allow masturbation?

If you wanna join a church just go the a Catholic one, where if you stop going no one would care
Unless you want to joing for the community or something

Oh I see, you are right about community, it helps a lot. That's why I converted to Judaism

So just a "religion" then? That's how I would label any belief system that does not have its foundations in empirical knowledge.

While personally I'm not sure about baptists personally (haven't done enough research don't scold me my dude) This approach is 1000 times better then following an objectively wrong cult like Mormonism or JW.
I hope OP and the other Mormons in this thread do their research and find out the truth about their cult.

Joining a church for a community and solely for the community is dumb, your goal should be to join for understanding an higher truth.
Also >>>/gaschambers/

I'm a prophet too now. God just spoke to me his wisdom, and I will soon begin writing a new holy book. You must believe in every post I write after this one as it is the "higher truth" ordained by God.

Yeah, that should be the goal, but nobody can stop people for doing what they want

Oh I've done plenty of research believe me. And I've come to the conclusion that for me at least it's either Mormonism, or straight up fedora tipping, Columbine shooter, edgelord, atheist. And then probably suicide. From what I've seen it's the only way to make the incredible fuckfest that is life in this shitty universe make sense.

its kinda a cult, but they do breed their women hottt, i grew up with mormons and went to mormon church with my hs friends

user, we call this "splitting" in psychology, it's not healthy. Maybe you should try reading some philosophy?
What's your opinion of Joseph Smith trying to make his church members' wives his concubines so he could sleep with them, and then burning down a press building to censor the truth about his "reforms" when it was about to be published by his alienated ex-members?

TBH thats really the only reason I ever considered it few years ago

1) He never wanted to marry an already wed girl.
2) there is no evidence that he consummated with any of his wives except Emma.
3) a lot of the marriages to him were done with him absent. Women were like "I wanna be married to Joseph Smith" went to a judge and had him sign a paper. They were marriages on paper only.
4) some of his wives even "married" him AFTER he died, because they wanted to be one of his wives in the afterlife.

What is your opinion Lamech the father of Noah having multiple wives?
Or Isreal (Jacob) have 2 wives and their 2 handmaidens as concubines?
What about Martin Luther who said :"I confess that I cannot forbid a person to marry several wives, for it does not contradict the Scripture. If a man wishes to marry more than one wife he should be asked whether he is satisfied in his conscience that he may do so in accordance with the word of God. In such a case the civil authority has nothing to do in the matter." (De Wette II, 459, ibid., pp. 329-330.)

As for Joseph smith burning a building down, that is a baseless accusation, with no grounding in reality.

Ok, I'll read Albert Camus: “The only serious question in life is whether to kill yourself or not.”

His intention was to allow himself to fuck his members' wives, I didn't say anything about marrying.
I don't remember if the press building was either burned down or simply destroyed, but all the press machines as well as the papers were destroyed in censorship. Do you support either of these things he did?

Also, about those guys he shot with that hold-out pistol he had on his person while in prison, doesn't this mean that, even in some instances, the LDS allows for violence?

Otherwise, you could try Stirner, or, god forbid, Kierkegaard.

Mormonism was poisoned in the '80s and are now accepting of niggers and degeneracy. Be ready to send your money to Africa so Jamal can get to the white wimmin, user.

You are willing to join a space alien death cult for money and power? Are you really this easily willing to sell you soul to the devil? Mormonism is not only a false religion, it's a brainwashing cult that will devour you, they are only nice to you because they want to lure you into their trap.

The reason Christians are not all roses and sunshine is because the Truth is not all roses and sunshine. Giving yourself over to a cult like this is like going to a stranger's house because your parents won't let you eat candy for every meal and play video games all day, but the stranger will.

Gas yourself.

Are you trying to imply there's a "true" religion?

Now you're just talking out your ass. Extramarital sex is not and never has been ok in the church.
But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you're right; Israel had 2 wives, and 2 concubines in his wives' handmaidens, which he did not wed. Are you suggesting that Israel, who was blessed by God Himself, was a symbol for Christ, and is considered a saint by Catholics, was in a state of mortal sin all his adult life, and when he made his covenant with God?
What about the 12 tribes of Israel? Should the 4 tribes from Zilpah and Bilhah not be considered part of the covenant? Is it actually the 8 tribes of Isreal and the Bible has had it wrong all this time? This is all rhetorical since there is literally no proof Joseph wanted to sleep with women he wasn't married to.

When you're talking about a building Joseph burned down are you referring to the Nauvoo Expositor? Which was declared a public nuisance by the Nauvoo City Council and was demolished by the town marshal while he followed his orders and behaved in a lawful and orderly manner? Yeah that was a tragedy. So many lives lost. All 0 of them.

As for the people he shot in prison, they were attempting to kill him. Violence is permissible in self-defense, although not preferred.

Sorry user, I don't like hurting myself. Your philosophy is dumb. Stirner's is just as bad. Everything is a "spook" and nothing matters and there's no reason to not kill yourself. I have not read Kierkegaard however.

Have you considered getting yourself checked for autism?

This sort of thing is the reason why no, you cannot just grab a Bible and draw your own conclusions. You must be aware of the cultural and historical context. In that time if a wife could not bear a child she would let her husband sleep with one of her handmaidens to get her pregnant in the wife's place. The child, while biologically from the handmaiden, would be considered the wife's child. The handmaiden was like a type of surrogate mother, she was not the man's fucktoy.

You will further notice that at no point in the Bible does God say "Yo dude, if your old hag can't get pregnant just fuck one of her servants. It's OK, tell her I said so". This practice is an old tribal tradition that predated Abraham's covenant. In fact, when Abraham and Sarah take matters in their own hands God explicitly tells them that no, that son will not be Abraham's heir. They should have trusted God instead of doing their own thing.

Have you considered getting yourself checked for retardation?

Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Besides, I'm not defending extra-marital relations. That was rhetorical. You see that black bar in my last post? If you hover your mouse over it, more text appears!
There is literally ZERO proof that Joseph smith had any extra-marital relations whatsoever.

Also the woman who claimed that Joseph propositioned her was none other than Law's wife. You know, the guy that was kicked out of the church for adultery and got his paper shut down by the city? I wonder if there could be ANY ulterior motives behind her claims!

YOU will also notice that God did not CONDEMN OR FORBID Abraham from these practices either. He merely stated that the other son would not be the heir that was promised.

well at least you admit it's just a convenient social-club & welfare-program for you, and has no connection to truth, spiritual progress or authentic morality.

Enjoy their made up rules, magic underwear and false teachings until you get your life together.

Aren't the mormons in bed with global kikery and nsa? I think so..

Meh, I prefer esoteric things but unfortunately I don't know well connected heathens, know well connected Mormons though. What am I in for as far as the discussions go? Also hope the commitment isn't too great …

I'm an old fag who like millions of others was royally fucked by the economy and not having the right connections. Dude, I remember when stem was the fucking rage, now it's called the stem trap. I give Mormons credit for a lot, they don't slit eachother throats, they really do help the poor (they gave me a job at DI for fucks sake) they make good families and yeah, so far they've managed to outclass just about every other white group in the USA. Also, while the churches beliefs appear to be based off masonry with a mix of new testament concepts (nothing wrong with that) they practice what they preach. The people who call you heretics, my response is what good have they done? I doubt any of the kids here work as hard for others as you do nor do as much charity work, even for non members. Even the Catholics in the states are pathetic, the holy father himself spoke infront of Congress and while he's liberal as fuck he makes very good points about family and charity, and from what I've seen they just cherry picked everything like the protestants. Want the sjw nonsense to go away? Take a good look in the mirror.

You need to read up on your history
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Joseph_Smith

Ok so you're a faggot, I think we're done then.

Way to miss the point faggot. I can see why you substitute philosophy for religion.
Maybe your life isn't worth living, try not to project.

Fun fact, a lot of single moms become mormons to extort their welfare system. The church looks at young kids as social capital so the welfare doors swing open. Knew one woman who was sleeping with everyone, drunk half the time and popped pills like pacman who converted, the church paid her rent and gave her food, and that was on top of her scamming welfare and the money she got from other men, literally working it like a hooker.

It's survival, considering my circumstances and the fact that the USA is most likely going down the shitter its the best option I had. Bring back the good economic times like we had a while ago and yeah no problem but I know damn well thats not happening. Pft, all religions are false, as a rule they are nothing more than systems to keep people in line and lets face it, in the USA they are one of the best. If christianity in the USA would really return to its roots and enforce morality and care for the poor no problem, but as someone who was more or less homeless even with an education I can tell you they don't give a shit, nor really have the funds to help anyone anymore, the need is so great now and resources are so scant.
Is what it is.

joseph smith was called a prophet "dum dum dum dum dum"

Ohh I have done my reading, trust me. Most of these kids have no idea how bad life can get, may a few have been on the street or living out of their car, I doubt it. Dude it fucking sucks, like millions of others I have an education and nothing to show for it and no I didnt get a liberal arts degree. Americans are niggers, it wasnt too long ago you heard stem master race, now we're all in the same fucking boat. It's demoralizing as hell and when shits that bad when someone opens the door, gets you a job (even if it is minimum wage) offers you food (decient food from the bishops storehouse) and actually gives a damn you have no idea how good that feels. I never really was religious but that was the first time I checked out other churches and yep, they mostly gave no fucks or just didn't have the resources to help. Most churches are broke, they dont have the financial backing they used to mostly because of the breakdown of the american family. I walk into sacrament meeting and yep, mostly stable families. It's like walking back in time 20+ years,