What's his real name?
What's his real name?
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Shlomo Moshenberg
Hans Solo.
FUCKING DISNEY KIKES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hans Olo
Yohan Solomo
Chaim Israel
Solo Han. This is really scraping the bottom to get people "hype" for another shitty movie.
Hanstein Shlomo
Kike Schlomo
No shit user. No fucking shit
Boba Fett.
His real name is Han Solo. Fuck you Disney and your buzzword jew ways.
Hangoldstein Solobergein
Once Disney milks out the series and sells the rights I really hope they make the movies after the prequels non canon.
there will always be generation after generation of idiot who will want star wars movies and merch and the "hype" of being a nerd.
and disney isn't well known for letting things that make money go.
I've read this in a novel, but forgot
lena dunham
HanHitler SoloKikeKiller
Hand Solo
Apparently Kike Iger meant it in the sense of how he became a famous smuggler, despite him being a complete nobody, that was the point of the Kessel Run.
That doesn't make any sense.
Sheckelsberg Foreskineaterstein
Who is this qtpa2t?
Catwoman of Gotham.
Hashiek Zulu
Ben Garrison.
Obongo Kang
Forget about Han Solo, when will a prequel reveal HIS real name? It can't be CIA, right?
Armin Tamzarian
Blackli Vesmatter.
He's William "Bill" Wil(liam)son.
HIS REAL NAME IS HAN SOLO, WHAT IS THIS SHIT? WHO FALLS FOR THIS?
Hanforth Soloten the Third
Adolf Whitemale
CIA is an acronym of his real name, which is Claude Isaac Auburn
What doesn't make sense? Rewatch the cantina scene and if you actually pay attention to the dialogue and tone it's obvious to pick up.
Mohammed "Han" Solo
Charles Ivan Anderson, or CIA for short.
Nuum Ail
Benedict Cumberbatch
Slab Bulkhead
His real name is Sheev junior.
Probably an original story and nothing from the EU?
Han Skywalker
i dont understand. why isnt han solo is name why does it matter if its something else
Sheev Palpatine
no
NO
THIS SHIT HAS TO END
Hanathan Solostein
Sheev
An ayyy lmao.
Disney Wars will outnumber Lucas Wars in four years, and every detail of the originals will have been retconned beyond recognition
originals sucked tho why does it matter just stop giving shekels to jews
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I hope they also show his real wife on it.
Han Solo is blacked.
Han "The Solo" Solo
What if a 7ft Black Buck stepped out and said "I'm Trayvon, Trayvon Solo. I'm his husband" ?
Indiana Deckard
InB4 he took her name because she's a strong woman.
DRILL THE OIL
PAY THE SPOIL
Maybe it's a 1950's thing where he hangs out with them because they know where the best space jazz clubs and space refer is.
She's just some crazy old fling Solo had not his real wife
SOLOCHINNO
Sol Hanberg
It sounds like you take the phrase 'making a name for yourself' literally.
Han-rambe
Hanrambe Hitler
variety.com
They were testing for a black actresses but ended up casting the mother of bad acting.
Bleached?
Dick Lover McCracker
Ho Loans
Hanso Lo
Hansom Shlomo
They're doing the "real name" thing again after what happened last time?
fuck this
they were testing shitty actresses and picked the shittiest most popular one
The GoT fad is almost over.
Look at The Cuck Awakens and Rogue One they cast a bunch of HBO actors in both. Disney's Cuck Wars probably has the same casting agents as HBO.
Enraged Enrique
Maybe #BoycottStarWars worked.
Hanna Solo, xe's going to be played by a woman in the prequel.
He later had a kid with Leia through the miracles of both medical science and the force (force as in rape, not midichlorians).
Thats literally exactly what it is
Hansaccino Soloaccino
This is gonna be it isn't it…?
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Harrischlomo Fordberg