What's his real name?

Boba Fett.

His real name is Han Solo. Fuck you Disney and your buzzword jew ways.

Hangoldstein Solobergein

Once Disney milks out the series and sells the rights I really hope they make the movies after the prequels non canon.

there will always be generation after generation of idiot who will want star wars movies and merch and the "hype" of being a nerd.

and disney isn't well known for letting things that make money go.

I've read this in a novel, but forgot

lena dunham

HanHitler SoloKikeKiller

Hand Solo

Apparently Kike Iger meant it in the sense of how he became a famous smuggler, despite him being a complete nobody, that was the point of the Kessel Run.

That doesn't make any sense.

Sheckelsberg Foreskineaterstein

Who is this qtpa2t?

Catwoman of Gotham.

Hashiek Zulu

Ben Garrison.

Obongo Kang

Forget about Han Solo, when will a prequel reveal HIS real name? It can't be CIA, right?

Armin Tamzarian

Blackli Vesmatter.

He's William "Bill" Wil(liam)son.

HIS REAL NAME IS HAN SOLO, WHAT IS THIS SHIT? WHO FALLS FOR THIS?

Hanforth Soloten the Third

Adolf Whitemale

CIA is an acronym of his real name, which is Claude Isaac Auburn

What doesn't make sense? Rewatch the cantina scene and if you actually pay attention to the dialogue and tone it's obvious to pick up.

Mohammed "Han" Solo

Charles Ivan Anderson, or CIA for short.

Nuum Ail

Benedict Cumberbatch

Slab Bulkhead

His real name is Sheev junior.

Probably an original story and nothing from the EU?

Han Skywalker

i dont understand. why isnt han solo is name why does it matter if its something else

Sheev Palpatine

no
NO
THIS SHIT HAS TO END

Hanathan Solostein

Sheev

An ayyy lmao.

Disney Wars will outnumber Lucas Wars in four years, and every detail of the originals will have been retconned beyond recognition

originals sucked tho why does it matter just stop giving shekels to jews

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I hope they also show his real wife on it.

Han Solo is blacked.

Han "The Solo" Solo

What if a 7ft Black Buck stepped out and said "I'm Trayvon, Trayvon Solo. I'm his husband" ?

Indiana Deckard

InB4 he took her name because she's a strong woman.

DRILL THE OIL
PAY THE SPOIL

Maybe it's a 1950's thing where he hangs out with them because they know where the best space jazz clubs and space refer is.

She's just some crazy old fling Solo had not his real wife

SOLOCHINNO

Sol Hanberg

It sounds like you take the phrase 'making a name for yourself' literally.

Han-rambe

Hanrambe Hitler

variety.com/2016/film/news/han-solo-movie-female-lead-tessa-thompson-zoe-kravitz-1201878975/

They were testing for a black actresses but ended up casting the mother of bad acting.

Bleached?

Dick Lover McCracker

Ho Loans

Hanso Lo

Hansom Shlomo

They're doing the "real name" thing again after what happened last time?

fuck this

they were testing shitty actresses and picked the shittiest most popular one

The GoT fad is almost over.

Look at The Cuck Awakens and Rogue One they cast a bunch of HBO actors in both. Disney's Cuck Wars probably has the same casting agents as HBO.

Enraged Enrique

Maybe #BoycottStarWars worked.

Hanna Solo, xe's going to be played by a woman in the prequel.

He later had a kid with Leia through the miracles of both medical science and the force (force as in rape, not midichlorians).

Thats literally exactly what it is

Hansaccino Soloaccino

This is gonna be it isn't it…?

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Harrischlomo Fordberg