Can we have a far side thread?

Bumping for interest. I used to love reading The Far Side when I was younger. My aunt had one of the collection books that I used to look at whenever I went over.

I always found this one amusing.

what does brown eyes mean?

The second pic never fails to get me.

Anal fissure.

I'd never seen the Midvale strip in 3D.

I always interpreted the red guy's presence as implying the kid was about to fall out the window. Seems a stretch, but it really makes more sense to me than any other explanation I've come up with or heard.

You aren't fucking kidding. One of my best friends of the past 15 years just moved to Idaho. I went to Walgreens and Walmart and looked at cards for over 30 minutes at each.

Didn't buy a card. Used an old Native American Charity art card and wrote my own stuff in it. Re-read what I wrote and threw it in the trash.

I am going to Hallmark at a strip mall this weekend.

If I remember this correctly, red eyes are depression or bullying, brown is insanity and green is financial troubles. It's extremely depressing if you have seen the father's behavior in real life before, it's pretty common.